M60A3TTS
Ex-treadhead
I think we can give you a break where there's a wedding involved. Get to it when you can.
M60 01 Another Try as the CSA
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Tallanas
Gunboat Diplomat
Dear Sirs
I write to you with frustrating news. The Maya are refusing all our advances and flatteries regarding the alliance with Spain. Nothing we can do, according to Smoke Jaguar, is enough to persuade him to go to war.
This leaves us something of a quandry... A war with Spain, on her own, is of no use to us. I therefore investigate the feasibility of reversing this deal. Establishing an embassy in Madrid, I learn that they are building an observatory for a fellow named Copernicus. I only met him briefly, but he sounded extraordinarily intelligent, and he would be most useful to us, if we could just persuade him to lay off the sangria and come to Richmond.
Anyway, Madrid itself is a hopeless town - it doesn't even have an aqueduct for fresh water, so will always remain in my eyes a town.
Sadly our ambassador reports that Spain are equally unwilling to enter any sort of war with the Mayans.
I thought I would therefore get your input on the matter at hand, and also on a suggestion of mine. France cannot be persuaded to help us attack the Mayans, so I suggest we do it alone, and wipe them off the face of the earth. The fact that Leonardo's Workshop and the Knights Templar could be liberated from Mayan control should be regarded as a bonus.
I await your thoughts.
Halleck
I write to you with frustrating news. The Maya are refusing all our advances and flatteries regarding the alliance with Spain. Nothing we can do, according to Smoke Jaguar, is enough to persuade him to go to war.
This leaves us something of a quandry... A war with Spain, on her own, is of no use to us. I therefore investigate the feasibility of reversing this deal. Establishing an embassy in Madrid, I learn that they are building an observatory for a fellow named Copernicus. I only met him briefly, but he sounded extraordinarily intelligent, and he would be most useful to us, if we could just persuade him to lay off the sangria and come to Richmond.
Anyway, Madrid itself is a hopeless town - it doesn't even have an aqueduct for fresh water, so will always remain in my eyes a town.
Sadly our ambassador reports that Spain are equally unwilling to enter any sort of war with the Mayans.
I thought I would therefore get your input on the matter at hand, and also on a suggestion of mine. France cannot be persuaded to help us attack the Mayans, so I suggest we do it alone, and wipe them off the face of the earth. The fact that Leonardo's Workshop and the Knights Templar could be liberated from Mayan control should be regarded as a bonus.
I await your thoughts.
Halleck
Doc Tsiolkovski
Deity
You can never buy an MA against someone you aren't already at war with 
Tallanas
Gunboat Diplomat
We are only at war with England at the moment... I was trying (and failing) to buy MAs versus Spain and the Maya.
Doc Tsiolkovski
Deity
That's what I said. You won't be able to get a MA against Spain or Maya for all gp in the world unless you declare first.
M60A3TTS
Ex-treadhead
Your message received this date. Let the Spanish explore the stars. While they are staring at the sky, we shall be focused on the land. Believe France would be a more reasonable target for offensive operations at this juncture. Concur that the wonders you mention would be of great comfort, but am concerned about our ability to deliver sufficient troops in Mayan area of operations to sustain you. Proceed as you think best.
Davis
Davis
Tallanas
Gunboat Diplomat
Doc Tsiolkovski said:
Whoops! I need to polish my reading glasses...
Apologies!
Tallanas
Gunboat Diplomat
Sirs
I write to inform you of our great nation's progress. Having received a suggestion regarding our diplomatic struggles from a most unexpected source (thank you, Doc T), our plan to divide and conquer was back on track!
In 660 AD, war was declared against the unfortunate Spanish, and Smoke Jaguar was brought into the alliance for a measly 150 gold pieces. That man is either a fool or a thief - either way, he will meet with his deserving end soon enough.
Initial progress against the Spanish is, of course, slow. The pikemen defending Vitoria were both narrowly beaten by our elite regiments of ancient cavalry, but both untis had to retire to neutral territory to recover. Extra knights have been sent to the region.
Elsewhere, I have balanced the production of units for forthcoming campaigns with the need to bolster our economy to support a war effort. As a result, new marketplaces have been ordered built, and several old units armed only with the most primitive weapons have been pensioned off.
710 AD proved to be an interesting year. Abe has taken it upon himself to enter into an alliance with the Spanish against Smoke Jaguar. This is quite an achievement, and it wasn't even our doing! The region is now riven with conflicting alliances, and confused diplomats. A situation which, I believe, favours us more than our rivals... However, it does mean that America making peace with England was rather inevitable, but I believe the war over there served its purpose.
In another interesting development to the diplomatic crisis, England followed America into the war against the Maya in 720 AD. It seems that everyone is sick of Smoke Jaguar's scheming and lies. I can only laugh as I see the escalating hostility against him. The Iroquis join what one of my officers amusingly termed the "dogpile" against Smoke Jaguar in 740, Abe apparently having persuaded them to join an alliance with him!
Finally, we have developed a robust military tradition, and plans for a Military Academy at Lexington are in full swing. The sight of our new cavalry regiments on manoeuvres filled me with pride. I am sure the sight has filled our rivals with fear. Our enemies, and those that have betrayed us, will rue this day!
Meanwhile, our scientists are working towards a superior economic model, involving complicated finance and banking. I don't pretend to understand, I merely know that such measures will enable the support of a larger army.
In 730 AD, my personal project, Fort Halleck was completed. This magnificent structure on the far side of the mountain range near Columbia overlooks the approach to Paris, and has secured the road that our cavalry will use for invasion. It is currently only lightly garrisoned, as I didn't want that demanding wench d'Arc to get nervous.
As a footnote, a Spanish conquistador was seen approaching Columbia, and one of our ancient horse was despatched to intercept.
Halleck
I write to inform you of our great nation's progress. Having received a suggestion regarding our diplomatic struggles from a most unexpected source (thank you, Doc T), our plan to divide and conquer was back on track!
In 660 AD, war was declared against the unfortunate Spanish, and Smoke Jaguar was brought into the alliance for a measly 150 gold pieces. That man is either a fool or a thief - either way, he will meet with his deserving end soon enough.
Initial progress against the Spanish is, of course, slow. The pikemen defending Vitoria were both narrowly beaten by our elite regiments of ancient cavalry, but both untis had to retire to neutral territory to recover. Extra knights have been sent to the region.
Elsewhere, I have balanced the production of units for forthcoming campaigns with the need to bolster our economy to support a war effort. As a result, new marketplaces have been ordered built, and several old units armed only with the most primitive weapons have been pensioned off.
710 AD proved to be an interesting year. Abe has taken it upon himself to enter into an alliance with the Spanish against Smoke Jaguar. This is quite an achievement, and it wasn't even our doing! The region is now riven with conflicting alliances, and confused diplomats. A situation which, I believe, favours us more than our rivals... However, it does mean that America making peace with England was rather inevitable, but I believe the war over there served its purpose.
In another interesting development to the diplomatic crisis, England followed America into the war against the Maya in 720 AD. It seems that everyone is sick of Smoke Jaguar's scheming and lies. I can only laugh as I see the escalating hostility against him. The Iroquis join what one of my officers amusingly termed the "dogpile" against Smoke Jaguar in 740, Abe apparently having persuaded them to join an alliance with him!
Finally, we have developed a robust military tradition, and plans for a Military Academy at Lexington are in full swing. The sight of our new cavalry regiments on manoeuvres filled me with pride. I am sure the sight has filled our rivals with fear. Our enemies, and those that have betrayed us, will rue this day!
Meanwhile, our scientists are working towards a superior economic model, involving complicated finance and banking. I don't pretend to understand, I merely know that such measures will enable the support of a larger army.
In 730 AD, my personal project, Fort Halleck was completed. This magnificent structure on the far side of the mountain range near Columbia overlooks the approach to Paris, and has secured the road that our cavalry will use for invasion. It is currently only lightly garrisoned, as I didn't want that demanding wench d'Arc to get nervous.
As a footnote, a Spanish conquistador was seen approaching Columbia, and one of our ancient horse was despatched to intercept.
Halleck
M60A3TTS
Ex-treadhead
If America is at war with another civ, we must ally with them against that civ for as long as war is in effect.
I do believe that our second article of the Confederacy was neglected in 710AD.
War must commence immediately against Maya. While this will certainly be seen as a dishonorable action by the world-at-large, our obligations to our northern brethren must be fulfilled without delay.
I do believe that our second article of the Confederacy was neglected in 710AD.
War must commence immediately against Maya. While this will certainly be seen as a dishonorable action by the world-at-large, our obligations to our northern brethren must be fulfilled without delay.
Tallanas
Gunboat Diplomat
Ok, I must admit that I wasn't sure what the deal was if America attack one of our allies. That's basically a war between two of our allies, and whilst I know we should favour America, I wasn't willing to turf our rep (probably the only remaining good rep in the game!) just because Abe got it into his head to start playing diplomat. This was mainly because Abe doesn't know he's on our side in this variant - if we trash our rep, it might make playing this variant very hard... And it's not like he's in danger either, with France and Spain acting as buffer.
However, a rule is a rule (don't I know that from the SGoTM...) - I guess this means that Abe just inadvertantly saved Joanie's bacon. What a gent he is!
However, a rule is a rule (don't I know that from the SGoTM...) - I guess this means that Abe just inadvertantly saved Joanie's bacon. What a gent he is!
SesnOfWthr
True Believer
All in all, not a horrible development.
As noted the Maya have a couple of nice wonders that they "stole" from us, and I would rather control those before someone else does.
Unfortunately, our units are probably not in a great position to strike the Maya, at least at this time.
BTW - who get this next? I *think* that it goes to our commander, but the order has been juggled repeatedly, so I'm not sure.
As noted the Maya have a couple of nice wonders that they "stole" from us, and I would rather control those before someone else does.
Unfortunately, our units are probably not in a great position to strike the Maya, at least at this time.
BTW - who get this next? I *think* that it goes to our commander, but the order has been juggled repeatedly, so I'm not sure.
M60A3TTS
Ex-treadhead
Yes, I will get to it this evening.
Tallanas
Gunboat Diplomat
The huge stack of cavalry that was aimed at France can very easily go across country towards the Maya. And I sent one or two cav types across towards that side anyway, just in case. I'm glad I did, it will help fend off any random javelin throwers...
SesnOfWthr
True Believer
Kind of a spammy post, but I just noticed M60 finally got an av. 
Is that a real M60, or just a generic tank?
Is that a real M60, or just a generic tank?
Tallanas
Gunboat Diplomat
Heh, I thought an M60 was a machine gun!
I hadn't actually noticed the avatar - well spotted Sesn
I hadn't actually noticed the avatar - well spotted Sesn
SesnOfWthr
True Believer
M60A3TTS
Ex-treadhead
Why Wes, I'm touched. I didn't know you figured that one out. I used to ride on top, in the cupola.
M60A3TTS
Ex-treadhead
General Stuart is on the loose
750 AD The White House, Washington D.C.
Pres. Lincoln: So, Mr Davis has sent you here to discuss foreign affairs, did he now? Ill listen, but dont try any of those swinging Confederate merchant tricks on me.
Conf. Emissary: Mister President, as you know, the war with the Mayans is one that will require our combined efforts. I am authorized by President Davis to offer our full military support.
Pres. Lincoln: Glad to hear it, how soon can you begin?
Conf. Emissary: Well, Mister President, umm, we do have a small problem. President Davis is concerned that if we declare war, our people may not hear of the need for their services for some time. We do not have the Printing Press perfected yet.
Pres. Lincoln: So you want us to supply you with the information? I dont know... Well, I suppose it couldnt hurt. Very well, Ill see to it.
Conf. Emissary: Thank you so much Mister President, but, well
Pres. Lincoln: Out with it man!
Conf. Emissary: Well sir, the cost of starting newspaper operations is a costly one. If you could perhaps see your way clear towards providing us some seed money. Say 75 in gold?
Pres. Lincoln: Harrumph. Well if its the best we can do, well take it.
Conf. Emissary: Thank you SO much sir. Ill return to Richmond right away and inform President Davis. And let me convey my deepest appreciation.
Pres. Lincoln: Of course. We are a common people united against a great foe!
Conf. Emissary: Indeed, and youre not just whistling Dixie.
And the emissary on his way out of Washington stopped by the French embassy to negotiate a right of passage agreement so the Confederate cavalry could move unhindered across the French lands adjoining the Mayan.
From here, the following field dispatches on the Mayan front:
760AD. General James Ewell Brown Stuart reports resistance has collapsed at Lazapa. A handful of spears defending against his cavalry. City razed and workers sent east. 4 gold taken.
770AD. General Stuart reports defenses at Chitchen Itza have been overwhelmed by his brave men. We now control the Mausouleum of M. and the Oracle. More spear defenders and a trebuchet were all that stood guard.
780AD. More reports of victory by the gallant General Stuart. Copan has fallen, along with the Knights Templar.
790AD. C. Itza flips at the loss of 3 units. Troops hereon to remain stationed outside the city itself to prevent flips. General Thos. J. Jackson emerges from a victorious elite victory in the south and forms N.B. Forest Cavalry Brigade.
800AD. A major error in judgment on my part for once. Copan, left empty, is taken by Conquistadors as we are still fighting Spain. There were no horse units expected by Maya, so the city was thought safe.
810AD. Copan retaken. (Note at this juncture, Old Brother Abraham has decided to make a mess of things, and declares on the Aztecs). We make peace with Spain to ease the war burden and collect some cash. Then we declare on Aztecs, destroying a settler pair.
820AD. Greenville, S.C. founded.
830AD. Tikal burned to the ground and 19 gold seized. 5 workers taken in raid. In foreign affairs news, the White House has confirmed its forces have seized Paleneque and control Leos.
840AD. Spanish renegade forces raze Yaxchillian and cart off prisoners. Athens, GA founded.
850AD. Oak Ridge, TN founded. Lincoln will provide the secrets of Navigation for 565 gold. Trade open to the next player. We will learn Physics in 4, which other nations have in addition to music theory. The continuing brilliant success of Genl Stuart will be forever remembered. The Aztec town of Tzintzuntzen with their musket garrison and Montys sole source of saltpeter gone. And one telegram to Richmond:
President Davis, I have the honor to provide to the Confederacy the Maya capital of Calakmul. Resistance across the field of battle has ended. The Aztecs are now our sole antagonist in the west.
Post turn notes: We have a number of settlers to fill what is a fair amount of open land. Just put Richmond to Copernicus. No shields invested yet, so it can switch to anything. Lexington building university, due in 4. That can be changed as well. Plenty of gold in the treasury to buy advances if desired. Running deficit for Physics.
750 AD The White House, Washington D.C.
Pres. Lincoln: So, Mr Davis has sent you here to discuss foreign affairs, did he now? Ill listen, but dont try any of those swinging Confederate merchant tricks on me.
Conf. Emissary: Mister President, as you know, the war with the Mayans is one that will require our combined efforts. I am authorized by President Davis to offer our full military support.
Pres. Lincoln: Glad to hear it, how soon can you begin?
Conf. Emissary: Well, Mister President, umm, we do have a small problem. President Davis is concerned that if we declare war, our people may not hear of the need for their services for some time. We do not have the Printing Press perfected yet.
Pres. Lincoln: So you want us to supply you with the information? I dont know... Well, I suppose it couldnt hurt. Very well, Ill see to it.
Conf. Emissary: Thank you so much Mister President, but, well
Pres. Lincoln: Out with it man!
Conf. Emissary: Well sir, the cost of starting newspaper operations is a costly one. If you could perhaps see your way clear towards providing us some seed money. Say 75 in gold?
Pres. Lincoln: Harrumph. Well if its the best we can do, well take it.
Conf. Emissary: Thank you SO much sir. Ill return to Richmond right away and inform President Davis. And let me convey my deepest appreciation.
Pres. Lincoln: Of course. We are a common people united against a great foe!
Conf. Emissary: Indeed, and youre not just whistling Dixie.
And the emissary on his way out of Washington stopped by the French embassy to negotiate a right of passage agreement so the Confederate cavalry could move unhindered across the French lands adjoining the Mayan.
From here, the following field dispatches on the Mayan front:
760AD. General James Ewell Brown Stuart reports resistance has collapsed at Lazapa. A handful of spears defending against his cavalry. City razed and workers sent east. 4 gold taken.
770AD. General Stuart reports defenses at Chitchen Itza have been overwhelmed by his brave men. We now control the Mausouleum of M. and the Oracle. More spear defenders and a trebuchet were all that stood guard.
780AD. More reports of victory by the gallant General Stuart. Copan has fallen, along with the Knights Templar.
790AD. C. Itza flips at the loss of 3 units. Troops hereon to remain stationed outside the city itself to prevent flips. General Thos. J. Jackson emerges from a victorious elite victory in the south and forms N.B. Forest Cavalry Brigade.
800AD. A major error in judgment on my part for once. Copan, left empty, is taken by Conquistadors as we are still fighting Spain. There were no horse units expected by Maya, so the city was thought safe.
810AD. Copan retaken. (Note at this juncture, Old Brother Abraham has decided to make a mess of things, and declares on the Aztecs). We make peace with Spain to ease the war burden and collect some cash. Then we declare on Aztecs, destroying a settler pair.
820AD. Greenville, S.C. founded.
830AD. Tikal burned to the ground and 19 gold seized. 5 workers taken in raid. In foreign affairs news, the White House has confirmed its forces have seized Paleneque and control Leos.
840AD. Spanish renegade forces raze Yaxchillian and cart off prisoners. Athens, GA founded.
850AD. Oak Ridge, TN founded. Lincoln will provide the secrets of Navigation for 565 gold. Trade open to the next player. We will learn Physics in 4, which other nations have in addition to music theory. The continuing brilliant success of Genl Stuart will be forever remembered. The Aztec town of Tzintzuntzen with their musket garrison and Montys sole source of saltpeter gone. And one telegram to Richmond:
President Davis, I have the honor to provide to the Confederacy the Maya capital of Calakmul. Resistance across the field of battle has ended. The Aztecs are now our sole antagonist in the west.
Post turn notes: We have a number of settlers to fill what is a fair amount of open land. Just put Richmond to Copernicus. No shields invested yet, so it can switch to anything. Lexington building university, due in 4. That can be changed as well. Plenty of gold in the treasury to buy advances if desired. Running deficit for Physics.
M60A3TTS
Ex-treadhead
SesnOfWthr
True Believer
Did you leave me anything?
I may not have a tank avi, but I can still mess stuff up. Maybe I'll just have to start my own little war...
I daresay I've got it, and I shall start right away.
I may not have a tank avi, but I can still mess stuff up. Maybe I'll just have to start my own little war...
I daresay I've got it, and I shall start right away.
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