Make your own evil plan...

I have seen this posted on a different forum before, but what the hell this is a pretty fun thing to do. Here's what I got. :cool:

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
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Here's mine:

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Town's Water Supply. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Covertly Move your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
 
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy Mt. Rushmore. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
 
Here's mine:

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Steal the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Covertly Move your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
 
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.


1) There was no NATO, and the second best was the UN
2) I saw no military uniform
 
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Steal the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
 
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Steal United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Secret Death Ray, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.


I'm going to seduce the pope!
 
Bah! Amateurs!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, terrified by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your opening of the seven seals, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming will, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

It has some interesting parts in it... :D
 
the most weird i could create:



Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Eiffel Tower. This will cause countless hordes of Robot Warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
 
plan for computer nerds(i edited it a bit):


Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this really good hacker? Where did he come from? And why do he look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your super bug, bringing about an End of all technology. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
 
You all fail to see the big picture, why take over the world when you can destroy it instead?

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Mad Scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Doomsday Device, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
 
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy New York. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Armies of Destruction, bringing about the Return of the Antichrist. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
 
Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of Robot Warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Plague of Doom, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
 
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Rock Star. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Steal the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Metal, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Doomsday Device, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Steal the pacific ocean?
 
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of Empire State Building. This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Blood, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

I am Cain the vampire god :goodjob: :satan: :satan:
 
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Nightmares, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Demonstrate your Secret Death Ray, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.


BTW,I plan to use my secret death ray in Colorado Springs,so get out of there!
 
Your objective is simple: Destroy the ozone layer
Your motive is a little bit more complex: I need more heat

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Kill a Fuzzy bunny. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this dude?? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Toga?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Blow up Jupiter. This will cause countless hordes of the Astronomers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in laphtor.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to all die from radiation poisoning.
 
If the one above dosen't work this must!:
Your objective is simple: Destroy anything that moves
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate Ossama Bin Ladden. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Cool Dude? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Steal the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Robot Warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Death, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Demonstrate your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.If they aren't allready dead :p
 
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