Memorable Video Game Quote…

Bart2k4

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When you read this title, what games come to mind and what where the most memorable quotes you remember from them? Here are a few of my fav.


Fallout 2
“Come in chosen one” – Elder
“Boss, Sulik is staring at me again!” - Vic

Starcraft
“Need a light?” – Firebat
*tssst* “Ahhhh, that’s the stuff” – Terran

CTP!
“Who needs minimum wage?” –Corporate Franchise
"See you in court" - Lawyer

Diablo
"Well, what can I do for you? - Griswald
"I can't carry any more." " - Player
 
"All your base are belong to us!"

:D
 
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
"Oh yeah? Well, you fight like a cow!" ~ The Secret of Monkey Island
 
" You can do what you want but don't come cryin to me when some upstart nation puts your palace to the torch"

Modern Military Advisor from Civ2
 
A humorous mistake better than the All your base IMO:

Dr. Robotnik: You think you can beat me?
Tails: I'll beat you!

--Sonic Adventure 2

(I guess it's not that funny unless you hear it yourself.) That's all I can think of now...
 
"We need to acquire more resources" - Trade Advisor

[Even if I control almost all the resources in the world???]
 
"All your base are belong to us" - Cats

"Ask me if I care" - Mara Jade, Jedi Knight: Misteries of the Sith
 
On the Civ2 track:

"The citizens of (Civilization X) are revolting." -After the selection of the revolution option.

"Consequences, schmonsequences!" -Firm refusal of demands.
 
I know tons, but most don't work out of context. I love how Mario and Luigi speak in Italian babble speak in M&L: Superstar Saga (you have to hear it to realize how funny it is). I also like when Link "meows" in Wind Waker.

But the most annoying quote hands down is from Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

"Hi I'm Daisy!"
 
There are so many in Warcraft II, when you frequently click/select the same unit consequently.

Orcish Death Knight:
First it's just like "Yes?"
But after a while:
"I'm growing impatient."
"Don't push it."
"When my work is finished I'm coming back for you."

Troll axethrower:
"Say hello to my little friend."

Ogre (a beast with two heads):
-"Yes, Master?" -"I don't want to!"
-"Alright." -"No, I'm hungry."
-"This way!" -"No, that way!"
[burrp] -"He did it!" -"No, he did it!"
[fart] Both laughing.

Human footman:
"Don't you have a kingdom to run?"

Alleria (female elf):
"You never toughed the other elves like that."

Turalyon (knight/paladin):
"You think Lothar's death was my fault, don't you?"

Teron Gorefriend (orcish, scarier than the death knight):
"That doesn't hurt."
 
"No cows were hurt when making this game" -Call of Duty, end of credits:lol:

There are fields were there are about half a dozen dead cows;)
 
As you might guess, I appreciate about anything Navi says. "Hey!" "Look!" "Listen!" followed by generally obvious, useless advice.
Also in Ocarina of Time, try naming yourself Zelda at the start of the game, then go talk to the Princess:
"Zelda? That name sounds somehow familiar."

"I'll kick your sorry arse so hard, you'll kiss the moons!"
-Kid, Chrono Cross

"If your gonna insult someone, at least speak propa English."
Ibid
Cid Highwind (FF7) never actually said this, but it was in a fanfiction, I believe.
"I counted the legs on a centipede once, and it had only 99 legs. I thought, 'Those lying *******!'"
 
"Do that again and you'll pull back a stump." -Alleria WarCraft 2
"Want some rye? Course you do." -drunk guy in Return to Zork
 
"Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum; and I'm all outta gum..."

-Duke Nuke'em
 
Warcraft III has a lot of those funny lines, I remember one specifically for its trashininess, lol! It goes like: "Time to use my mating call....Im wasted, I’m TOTALLY wasted".

Fallout 2 has so many memorable quotes, its in my opinion, the best rpg(sci-fi) EVER. Here is some of my favs:


  • "I wonder if Texas survived the war". - Cassady
  • "Ahh, you popped a god-damn lung!" - Cassidy
  • "Was Jonny abducted by aliens?"
    "Woof?"
    "Okay, okay... Maybe someplace else, then?"
    - The Chosen One and Laddie


Oh, and lets not forget, Alpha Cen, quote:

"I plan to live forever, of course! But barring that, a couple of thousand years would suffice. Even five hundred would be pretty nice"

- Mwabudike Morgan, Morgan Vision life interview.
 
Originally posted by cromagnon
"Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum; and I'm all outta gum..."

-Duke Nuke'em
That reminds me: when you look in the mirror and you press space he says: "Damn, I'm looking good!"
 
Starcraft has some funny ones too. Heres one I can remember.

Science Vessel: (In high pitched voice) "I think we have a gas leak."
 
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