Meta Jokes: What is this thread, a joke?

[GPuzzle]

Insert meta jokes here.

An Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar.

The Scotsman dodges it.

 

[bhavv]

An Indianman, Chineseman, Japaneseman, and Mongolianman walk into a bar.

The bartender is perplexed as to why they aren't Scottish, Englsh, Welsh or Irish.

 

[Kyriakos]

Oh, so you are Prometheus?

Then you can't be meta.

:condescendingwonka.jpg:

 

[Fr8monkey]

So, an Irishman walks out of a bar...

 

[bhavv]

And the chicken refused to cross the road.

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Knock-knock.

"Who's there?"

"Me."

"Me who?"

"It's me man, open the door."

"Me who?"

"What? Dude. It's Joe. Your roommate. I forgot my key, open the door, willya?"

"..."

"Dude, c'mon!"

"...me whoooooo?"

"..."

"..."

KNOCK KNOCK!

"Who's there?"

"It's Joe, man, open the door, I'm freezing!"

"Itsjoemanopenthedoorimfreezing who?"

"MAN C'MON!!!"

"...you're not very good at this, are you?"

KNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND

Spoiler :

"Who's there?"

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The chicken.

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

sends the chicken to the house across the road

 

[bhavv]

What do gay men and straight men have in common?

They are men.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Link to video.

 

[gozpel]

Two tomatoes walks on the footpath next to a road.

Tomato A says: Shall we cross the road?
Tomato B says: Not today, we are just going to get some mustard.

 

[bhavv]

What do you call a polar bear in a jungle?

Lost.

 

[gay_Aleks]

So Meta, Even This Acronym.

 

[bhavv]

I didn't even know what meta meant ... I was just guessing.

 

[bhavv]

What do you call a deer with no eyes? An eyeless deer.

What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? An eyeless deer without legs.

What do you call a penguin without feathers? No idea.

What do you call a penguin with no feathers and no beak? Still no idea.

Am I doing this right yet?

 

[Uncle Sparky]

 

[Kyriakos]

^That one was actually quite ok

 

[bhavv]

A bar walks into the Englishman.

 

[Deany]

What do you call a polar bear in a jungle?

Lost.

It will dye its "hair" to set him suitable with the environment and become a normal bear

 

[Daedwartin]

A Lawyer and a Englishman walk into a bar.

The Englishman fails the exam. The Lawyer passed it already.