Revolutionairy
President for life
Update!! Stats can wait!! please....
MinionNESs2: the better MinionNESs
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amirsan
King of all Kings
UPDATE TODAY!
aaminion00
Stoned
Just because I'm so nice, I'll do the update tonight.
And if I finish "through the looking glass" and all my homework in time, I'll do the stats too.
Aren't I the best mod.
And if I finish "through the looking glass" and all my homework in time, I'll do the stats too.
Aren't I the best mod.
amirsan
King of all Kings
We'll let you know that when you get the update up 
.
.Revolutionairy
President for life
Right well I plan to do some pre sucking up as a warm up to real praise of when you do the update
All mighty mod please grant out humble request of a update. Also I shall send many virgins to your doorstep when it is complete.
Much more to come when the update is up!!
All mighty mod please grant out humble request of a update. Also I shall send many virgins to your doorstep when it is complete.
Much more to come when the update is up!!
aaminion00
Stoned
Updater 3400BC
The World is ablaze in the 2 biggest wars to ever be recorded in history. The first is the Punic War, raging on in Western Europe between Rome and her allies against the combined forces of mighty Carthage and her ally, the Spanish freedom fighters. The second is the First War of the Holy Land, between Egypt and the united front of Persia, Arabia, and of course, Israel.
The Holy War is a lot simpler, as are the events that have unfolded since we last checked. The Egyptian city of Sinai was heavily fortified and greeted the oncoming Arab/Persian/Israeli armies with double walls and archers. The superiorly trained Alliance Forces were able to qucikly withstand the haile of Egyptian arrows, avoiding any major casualties. The Egyptian archers were obviously peasents who had only recently picked up their arms.Then things got tougher. Several times during the next 4 months, Alliance Forces tried to break into the city from the siege, always unsuccesfully. Even the eventual landing of Israeli troops behind Sinai proved unsuccesfull as the city was well fortified on all sides. A genious Arab officer however, got the idea of the world's first battering ram, and offered his side a big advantage. Within days, the double walls broke down, and Alliance troops entered the city, although with heavy casualties. The death toll mounted even higher with the hundreds of Alliance troops who lost their lives in the inner city fighting that ensued. In the end however, the Israeli banner flew proudly over Sinai. The city however, was burned to the ground, and would take an economy level before it was back to it's former splendor. Since then, Persian troops fortified Sinai while the Israeli and Egyptian armies went on to take a bit more of the outlying area. All that's left of Egypt is a miniscule army, and the legendary city of Thebes, along with it's beutiful pyramids wonder that was constructed just recently.
The only other news of note is the Arab colony constructed in India. The natives react with hostility and almost drive the Arabs back into the sea.
In Europe, the situation is much more complicated. Vercingetorix's army split in half. With the invitation from Spain to the Gauls, and the USE's offer, Gaul was split into two halves. The Northern sided with the USE and became the province of Gaul, while the Southern joined Spain. Luetia of the Gauls became Spain's temporary capital. The result was a deep split within Vercingetorix's army, meaning that over half of it left. Vercingetorix himself was said to favor the Spaniards thinking that they had a lot in common with his Gauls, but never openly admitted to this. What remained of his army was slaughtered soon enough at the historic battle of Amsterdam. The Gauls put up a terrific fight, but eventually, the USE forces simply overwhelmed them. A statue of Vercingetorix accepting defeat was made in the middle of Amsterdam. When he was found and killed, he was buried under the statue in the very heart of the city he tried to capture. The Northern Gauls thought this appropriate, while the Southern considered it a grave insult to a heroic martyr.
Meanwhile in Spain, things aren't going too well for Rome. The freedom fighting Spaniards slowly gain more and more land. Different nobles loosely work together to establish a very sporadic "Spanish state". The Carthaginians were briefly driven away from Spain, but with the troubles they faced from the Spanish in the West they had to switch their focus. This allowed the Carthaginians to gain a firm foothold which they never lost. Together with the Spanish, they managed to fulfill their original strategy, splitting Roman Spain into two halfs. The Western was quickly overrun and became the very first official kingdom of Spain. Northern Spain (Southern Gaul) wasn't as lucky. It was soon invaded by Danish and Roman forces in an attempt to salvage at least something from the war.
In the meanwhile, the unadressed Gothic army marched onto the Holy Roman capital drawing ever-nearer....
In China, peaceful expansion as the two rival empires express no desire to expand outside of their present borders.
In Africa, Timbuktu expands before suddenly getting attacked by a warrior race from the South for no reason. The Zulu, thanks to a recently constructed wonder, have a huge army, and pride themselves on never accepting peace in their history. They quickly gain as much of Timbuktu as they can and march onto the capital, destroying everything in their path...
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From Rome
To Spain
We will tolerate your existance if you give us all your Gaulic possesions immediatly and cancel your alliance with Carthage.
From Egypt
To Israel
Spare us and our great civilization. We never meant any harm.
From Zulu
To Timbuktu
Great Shaka Zulu demands you surrender all your possesions and virgins, lest you want all in your empire to be killed. If you are wise and accept, only half will die.
From Ethiopia
To Hedjaz
Help us! A massive empire to the South is on our doorstep! If they conquer us, you'll be next. We must unite before it's too late!
From Korea
To China
Of course we won't expand. Why do you think we built up a navy and completed a giant wall??
From Japan
To China
Stay away from us, we'll stay away from you.
The World is ablaze in the 2 biggest wars to ever be recorded in history. The first is the Punic War, raging on in Western Europe between Rome and her allies against the combined forces of mighty Carthage and her ally, the Spanish freedom fighters. The second is the First War of the Holy Land, between Egypt and the united front of Persia, Arabia, and of course, Israel.
The Holy War is a lot simpler, as are the events that have unfolded since we last checked. The Egyptian city of Sinai was heavily fortified and greeted the oncoming Arab/Persian/Israeli armies with double walls and archers. The superiorly trained Alliance Forces were able to qucikly withstand the haile of Egyptian arrows, avoiding any major casualties. The Egyptian archers were obviously peasents who had only recently picked up their arms.Then things got tougher. Several times during the next 4 months, Alliance Forces tried to break into the city from the siege, always unsuccesfully. Even the eventual landing of Israeli troops behind Sinai proved unsuccesfull as the city was well fortified on all sides. A genious Arab officer however, got the idea of the world's first battering ram, and offered his side a big advantage. Within days, the double walls broke down, and Alliance troops entered the city, although with heavy casualties. The death toll mounted even higher with the hundreds of Alliance troops who lost their lives in the inner city fighting that ensued. In the end however, the Israeli banner flew proudly over Sinai. The city however, was burned to the ground, and would take an economy level before it was back to it's former splendor. Since then, Persian troops fortified Sinai while the Israeli and Egyptian armies went on to take a bit more of the outlying area. All that's left of Egypt is a miniscule army, and the legendary city of Thebes, along with it's beutiful pyramids wonder that was constructed just recently.
The only other news of note is the Arab colony constructed in India. The natives react with hostility and almost drive the Arabs back into the sea.
In Europe, the situation is much more complicated. Vercingetorix's army split in half. With the invitation from Spain to the Gauls, and the USE's offer, Gaul was split into two halves. The Northern sided with the USE and became the province of Gaul, while the Southern joined Spain. Luetia of the Gauls became Spain's temporary capital. The result was a deep split within Vercingetorix's army, meaning that over half of it left. Vercingetorix himself was said to favor the Spaniards thinking that they had a lot in common with his Gauls, but never openly admitted to this. What remained of his army was slaughtered soon enough at the historic battle of Amsterdam. The Gauls put up a terrific fight, but eventually, the USE forces simply overwhelmed them. A statue of Vercingetorix accepting defeat was made in the middle of Amsterdam. When he was found and killed, he was buried under the statue in the very heart of the city he tried to capture. The Northern Gauls thought this appropriate, while the Southern considered it a grave insult to a heroic martyr.
Meanwhile in Spain, things aren't going too well for Rome. The freedom fighting Spaniards slowly gain more and more land. Different nobles loosely work together to establish a very sporadic "Spanish state". The Carthaginians were briefly driven away from Spain, but with the troubles they faced from the Spanish in the West they had to switch their focus. This allowed the Carthaginians to gain a firm foothold which they never lost. Together with the Spanish, they managed to fulfill their original strategy, splitting Roman Spain into two halfs. The Western was quickly overrun and became the very first official kingdom of Spain. Northern Spain (Southern Gaul) wasn't as lucky. It was soon invaded by Danish and Roman forces in an attempt to salvage at least something from the war.
In the meanwhile, the unadressed Gothic army marched onto the Holy Roman capital drawing ever-nearer....
In China, peaceful expansion as the two rival empires express no desire to expand outside of their present borders.
In Africa, Timbuktu expands before suddenly getting attacked by a warrior race from the South for no reason. The Zulu, thanks to a recently constructed wonder, have a huge army, and pride themselves on never accepting peace in their history. They quickly gain as much of Timbuktu as they can and march onto the capital, destroying everything in their path...
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From Rome
To Spain
We will tolerate your existance if you give us all your Gaulic possesions immediatly and cancel your alliance with Carthage.
From Egypt
To Israel
Spare us and our great civilization. We never meant any harm.
From Zulu
To Timbuktu
Great Shaka Zulu demands you surrender all your possesions and virgins, lest you want all in your empire to be killed. If you are wise and accept, only half will die.
From Ethiopia
To Hedjaz
Help us! A massive empire to the South is on our doorstep! If they conquer us, you'll be next. We must unite before it's too late!
From Korea
To China
Of course we won't expand. Why do you think we built up a navy and completed a giant wall??
From Japan
To China
Stay away from us, we'll stay away from you.
aaminion00
Stoned
Revolutionairy
President for life
From Spain
To Rome
We have taken Spain and those Gauls who wish to join us. To give up on the Gauls now would be a insult to those who died in the revolt. The Present broders with Rome is as far as we will advance but any Roman army to attack Spain will quickly die
From Spain
To the rest of the alliance of Rome
Your freind Rome has lost spain and you have a horde of goths on your easten doorstep. Peace? You would not like for Spain to hold a gurdge in the Future.
From Spain
To Carthage
I ask respectfully that you hand over all your Ibearian land to Spain as we have beaten Rome out of Spain and stopped them being able to take your homeland in that way.
To Rome
We have taken Spain and those Gauls who wish to join us. To give up on the Gauls now would be a insult to those who died in the revolt. The Present broders with Rome is as far as we will advance but any Roman army to attack Spain will quickly die
From Spain
To the rest of the alliance of Rome
Your freind Rome has lost spain and you have a horde of goths on your easten doorstep. Peace? You would not like for Spain to hold a gurdge in the Future.
From Spain
To Carthage
I ask respectfully that you hand over all your Ibearian land to Spain as we have beaten Rome out of Spain and stopped them being able to take your homeland in that way.
aaminion00
Stoned
From Carthage
To Spain
Iberia controlled by Carthage is Carthaginian and filled with Carthaginians. You have no reasons to want it, and it rightfully belongs to us. If you so desperatly want it, we'll give it to you for an economy level at the cost of our alliance.
To Spain
Iberia controlled by Carthage is Carthaginian and filled with Carthaginians. You have no reasons to want it, and it rightfully belongs to us. If you so desperatly want it, we'll give it to you for an economy level at the cost of our alliance.
Revolutionairy
President for life
From Spain
To Carthage
I'm sorry to hear that you will only give up your Ibearian land at the cost of a Econmy level and our alliance but let it be so.
To Carthage
I'm sorry to hear that you will only give up your Ibearian land at the cost of a Econmy level and our alliance but let it be so.
Revolutionairy
President for life
sorry double click
The Danish people were at war. The Northern Alliance, recently formed out of Denmark, the USE, the HRE, and Rome, was battling the Mediterannian Alliance of Carthage and Spain. If the North wasn't battling Goths at the same time, the war would be over by now.
To Carthage:We ask for peace. Our terms are that Rome gets the Northern half of Spain, while you get the Southern half. This leaves youi with more territory than before the war. Spain must cease to exist. If anyone in my alliance wishes to modify this, they can, as I do not think I am the leader.
ORDERS:
Grow Army
Give 1 army level and 1 economy level to the Northern Alliance leader.
To Carthage:We ask for peace. Our terms are that Rome gets the Northern half of Spain, while you get the Southern half. This leaves youi with more territory than before the war. Spain must cease to exist. If anyone in my alliance wishes to modify this, they can, as I do not think I am the leader.
ORDERS:
Grow Army
Give 1 army level and 1 economy level to the Northern Alliance leader.
amirsan
King of all Kings
To Egypt
From Israel:
We will think about peace though we need to talk between me and Persia and Hejaz.
From Israel:
We will think about peace though we need to talk between me and Persia and Hejaz.
china444
Ain't no thang
uh minion u keep on forgeting your in my NES, go see the update please
amirsan
King of all Kings
To Hejaz and Persia:
From Israel:
-Thank you for all your help. In return we offer a Triple alliance that nothin will break through and a Right of Passage to allow your people to sight see our great temple when finished, do you agree? The ROP will also allow you to build ships in my Mediteranean Harbor and allow me to do the same in your harbors in the Arabian and Indian seas. Care for the gift?
From Israel:
-Thank you for all your help. In return we offer a Triple alliance that nothin will break through and a Right of Passage to allow your people to sight see our great temple when finished, do you agree? The ROP will also allow you to build ships in my Mediteranean Harbor and allow me to do the same in your harbors in the Arabian and Indian seas. Care for the gift?
amirsan
King of all Kings
To Hejaz and Persia
From Israel:
We also ask if you wish to continue this war against Egypt, our forces will, do you care to continue?
From Israel:
We also ask if you wish to continue this war against Egypt, our forces will, do you care to continue?
amirsan
King of all Kings
BTW minion, why is carthage the same color as israel, u almost had me fooled thinking that territory was mine 
aaminion00
Stoned
I'll update the front page really soon...
As for the colors, you'll notice that Israel is slightly darker
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From Persia
To Israel
We accept your gracious offer.
As for the colors, you'll notice that Israel is slightly darker
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From Persia
To Israel
We accept your gracious offer.
aaminion00
Stoned
OK, without the stats, I missed a lot of things. So here are some highlights.
YOU REACHED BRONZE AGE
Yes indeedy. I payed almost no attention to this throughout, so I figure the time is ripe to do something. You get to be more creative, and your ships travel farther. You can still expand anywhich way you wish. This also means, new UU's. Ones that we're actually gonna use this time.
The Romans had completed their wonder, the Great Winyard of Italia, increasing their economy 2 levels. Italy becomes the center of a wine-making industry.
From Rome
To USE, Denmark, HRE
We invite all your citizens to Rome to try out this wonderful new beverage of the gods we call Wine.
Egypt is on the brink of exctinction but it's completed the Great Pyramids, which increase it's culture quite a bit. They're also the most advanced country in the world.
The holy Roman Empire is 2 turns away from completing King Richard's Crusade. As is Israel 2 turns away from completing their temple.
USE COMPLETES THEIR WONDER! For the Glory of Europe brings their economy up 2. They can now expand a lot faster... if only they had somewhere to expand....
Nation: Britain
Leader: Jimmy Page
Army: Tiny
Navy: Tiny
AF: N/A
Economy: Recession
Education: Stupid
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Optimistic
AC: Average
Wonder: Stonehenge, +2 culture and education (5/6)
Nation: Korea
Leader: King somethingoranother
Army: Tiny
Navy: standard
AF: N/A
Economy: Recession
Education: Stupid
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Optimistic
AC: Average
Great Wall of Korea: 4/4
Nation: Japan
Leader: Shogun Tokugawa
Army: Tiny
Navy: Tiny
AF: N/A
Economy: Stable
Education: Stupid
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Optimistic
AC: Average
Nation: China
Leader: Erez87
Army: Standard
Navy: Tiny
AF: N/A
Economy: Depression
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Nation: Egypt
Leader: Ramsees III
Army: miniscule
Navy: none
AF: N/A
Economy: Depression
Education: Average
Culture: Average
PC: Optimistic
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Wonder: Great Pyramid (+2 culture, 4/4)
Nation: The Hedjaz
Leader: Abdul Muhammed
Army: standard
Navy: miniscule
AF: N/A
Economy: Slowing
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Wonder: Mecca Bazaar, +2 economy (4/4)
Nation: Holy Roman Empire
Leader: Charlemange / puglover
Army: Small
Navy: Miniscule
AF: N/A
Economy: Growing
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Richads Crusade started (+4 army) 6/8
Nation: Israel
Leader: King Amirsan
Army: standard
Navy: miniscule
AF: N/A
Economy: Depression
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Upset
AC: Worshipfull
Age: Stone age
Location: Starts in Israel
Wonder: Great Temple of Jerusalem started (+4 economy) 6/8
Nation: Persia
Leader: Cyrus
Army: standard
Navy:
AF: N/A
Economy: recession
Education: Stupid
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Nation: Rome
Leader: Ceaser Augustus
Army: small
Navy: miniscule
AF: N/A
Economy: Recession
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Wonder: Great Winyard of Italia (+2 economy, 4/4)
Nation: United States of Europa (USE)
Leader: President Heine
Army: standard
Navy: miniscule
AF: N/A
Economy: Slowing
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Location: Starts in Holland
Wonder: "For the Glory of Europe", better expansion, +2 economy, (5/5)
Nation: Timbuktu
Leader: Chief china444
Army: standard
Navy: small
AF: N/A
Economy: Depression
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Nation: Denmark
Leader: Emperor Sharkey
Army: small
Navy: miniscule
AF: N/A
Economy: Depression
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Nation: Spain
Leader: Don Rahl
Army: tiny
Navy: miniscule
AF: N/A
Economy: Depression
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Optimistic
AC: Worshipfull
Age: Stone age
Nation: Ethiopia
Leader: Zawditu
Army: small
Navy: miniscule
AF: N/A
Economy: recession
Education: Average
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Nation: the Zulu!!!
Leader: Shaka Zulu
Army: Huge
Navy: None
AF: N/A
Economy: Depression
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
YOU REACHED BRONZE AGE
Yes indeedy. I payed almost no attention to this throughout, so I figure the time is ripe to do something. You get to be more creative, and your ships travel farther. You can still expand anywhich way you wish. This also means, new UU's. Ones that we're actually gonna use this time.
The Romans had completed their wonder, the Great Winyard of Italia, increasing their economy 2 levels. Italy becomes the center of a wine-making industry.
From Rome
To USE, Denmark, HRE
We invite all your citizens to Rome to try out this wonderful new beverage of the gods we call Wine.
Egypt is on the brink of exctinction but it's completed the Great Pyramids, which increase it's culture quite a bit. They're also the most advanced country in the world.
The holy Roman Empire is 2 turns away from completing King Richard's Crusade. As is Israel 2 turns away from completing their temple.
USE COMPLETES THEIR WONDER! For the Glory of Europe brings their economy up 2. They can now expand a lot faster... if only they had somewhere to expand....
Nation: Britain
Leader: Jimmy Page
Army: Tiny
Navy: Tiny
AF: N/A
Economy: Recession
Education: Stupid
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Optimistic
AC: Average
Wonder: Stonehenge, +2 culture and education (5/6)
Nation: Korea
Leader: King somethingoranother
Army: Tiny
Navy: standard
AF: N/A
Economy: Recession
Education: Stupid
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Optimistic
AC: Average
Great Wall of Korea: 4/4
Nation: Japan
Leader: Shogun Tokugawa
Army: Tiny
Navy: Tiny
AF: N/A
Economy: Stable
Education: Stupid
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Optimistic
AC: Average
Nation: China
Leader: Erez87
Army: Standard
Navy: Tiny
AF: N/A
Economy: Depression
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Nation: Egypt
Leader: Ramsees III
Army: miniscule
Navy: none
AF: N/A
Economy: Depression
Education: Average
Culture: Average
PC: Optimistic
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Wonder: Great Pyramid (+2 culture, 4/4)
Nation: The Hedjaz
Leader: Abdul Muhammed
Army: standard
Navy: miniscule
AF: N/A
Economy: Slowing
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Wonder: Mecca Bazaar, +2 economy (4/4)
Nation: Holy Roman Empire
Leader: Charlemange / puglover
Army: Small
Navy: Miniscule
AF: N/A
Economy: Growing
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Richads Crusade started (+4 army) 6/8
Nation: Israel
Leader: King Amirsan
Army: standard
Navy: miniscule
AF: N/A
Economy: Depression
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Upset
AC: Worshipfull
Age: Stone age
Location: Starts in Israel
Wonder: Great Temple of Jerusalem started (+4 economy) 6/8
Nation: Persia
Leader: Cyrus
Army: standard
Navy:
AF: N/A
Economy: recession
Education: Stupid
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Nation: Rome
Leader: Ceaser Augustus
Army: small
Navy: miniscule
AF: N/A
Economy: Recession
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Wonder: Great Winyard of Italia (+2 economy, 4/4)
Nation: United States of Europa (USE)
Leader: President Heine
Army: standard
Navy: miniscule
AF: N/A
Economy: Slowing
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Location: Starts in Holland
Wonder: "For the Glory of Europe", better expansion, +2 economy, (5/5)
Nation: Timbuktu
Leader: Chief china444
Army: standard
Navy: small
AF: N/A
Economy: Depression
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Nation: Denmark
Leader: Emperor Sharkey
Army: small
Navy: miniscule
AF: N/A
Economy: Depression
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Nation: Spain
Leader: Don Rahl
Army: tiny
Navy: miniscule
AF: N/A
Economy: Depression
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Optimistic
AC: Worshipfull
Age: Stone age
Nation: Ethiopia
Leader: Zawditu
Army: small
Navy: miniscule
AF: N/A
Economy: recession
Education: Average
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
Nation: the Zulu!!!
Leader: Shaka Zulu
Army: Huge
Navy: None
AF: N/A
Economy: Depression
Education: Idiotic
Culture: Pathetic
PC: Content
AC: Average
Age: Stone age
