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WAR. A delicious cut of
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DESTRUCTION AND CHAOS, garnished with
THE END OF DAYS and served with a tall frosty glass of
GLOBAL DISCORD MIXED WITH STRIFE GRENADINE AND UNCLE ALEXANDER'S WORLD FAMOUS WHISKEY (42%)
This showed essentially to me that the AI, despite it producing more, has a long way to go when it comes to standing up to runaway civilisations.
For example. Me.
Seoul apparently was at war with me due to being allied with Hiwa at the time of his destruction. The CS is a mile away sitting on a one tile island west of my newly aquired land.
I declare peace with it. What is the point in actually taking it? Seriously, it has Whales, big whoop.
A turn later I gain a much appreciated wonder, from both a British standpoint and a strategic standpoint
I really don't understand why Big Ben of all things reduces the cost of buying stuff.
And this segment is possibly the funniest yet in terms of global politics:
Will somebody, ANYBODY, please tell me what is going on? Who is causing this, why is Arabia accuring declarations from everybody? Have you people EVER heard of an embassy?
While the east goes up in flames, the west prospers, starting with the discovery of scientific theory. Unsurprisingly I have two sources of coal, though I settled on one, like the moron I am.
I started on steam power next.
My priorities are in this set:
1: Modernise my army
2: Give Ghandi a spanking
3: Annex Hiwa's cities one by one and make them useful to China
3 was quite the cakewalk. My Civ rarely went into severe unhappiness and the puppet states were actually BUILDING happiness buildings, which was nice to see.
I made a temporary alliance with Dublin, purely because I felt like it and I was interested to see what would happen when they started giving me units
There was another reason as well. I was trespassing a couple of times when I sent my military back to my capital, something I'm not keen on doing to CStates seeing how formidable they are during hostilites. Can you believe it? I felt guilty about TRESPASSING.
Oh guess what?
This is getting considerably funnier and funnier every time he comes a-knocking. Funnier yet is the fact I keep telling him he will pay, which only serves to ruin our relations even more. I think most of this game is defined by Alex constantly slagging me off, only for me to respond ominiously that he will regret making such claims.
I grab steam power and advance to the industrial era. At this point, I begin making another trade with America. I need to start annexing those southern cities a lot faster, and excess smilies will allow me that:
I also build this:
For the free GG of course. My army is deserving of good strategists.
A great merchant is born on turn 249! Again due to the world not being an overall 'safe' place, I build another customs house:
Haha, that's a cool modern placeholder for the Great Merchant.
Sorry, I was distracted. So I build a customs house:
I have to admit, gold flow is being weird during this set. It kept fluctuating between below 100 gpt to above 100 gpt every time I started a new turn. I can only guess that some of the city governers are playing silly buggers with my citizen allocations. I will check it out in greater detail if I get the time.
Some good information of the military ratings of the other civs:
I think the bottom three have finally worn each other down. Meanwhile, everyone else seems to be embarking on an arms race, including Washington, who suspiciously has not yet waded into world politics, yet appears to be building military at a steady rate.
I grab replaceable parts, a vital tech for my situation and begin upgrading my rifles to infantry on turn 252. I change my tech path to go for electricity, so I can get me sum destroyers as well:
My curiosity about Ghandi however gets the better of me. I mean the guy seems to have a pretty strong military rating. So I send a frigate his way:
He's no Iroqouis but at least Ghandi is actually in possession of a military. This coupled with his advantage in technology and he may pose a bit more of a threat. It will take me a while to get ready for war, so he may prove to be stronger the next time I get a sit-rep on him.
The AI shows that it has inherited the dementia of its Civ4 incarnation on this particular turn:
Chicagie is looking pretty cold.
And something rather horrifying occurs:
Catherine really bit off more than she could chew this time. Looks like Arabia is mopping up. Will she be eliminated I wonder?
Ghandi then appears and shows his full grasp of the situation that lies between China and India:
Of course I'm not denying the bald one has a point; I've always considered myself to be a sociopath masquerading as a cultured and communicative fellow.
With a wave of a hand, I dismiss his clueless ambassador, who is probably wondering, as he walks slowly out of my throne room coloured with a macabre red and a regal purple, adorned with war murals of the previous war, just what my sideways smirk was about when I told him:
'History has many reoccuring delights in store for men such as Ghandi, and a man who believes the pen is mightier than the sword has to realise that a man cannot write or speak when his voice box and his hands are missing'
Speaking of the might of words, observe what is easily the best bit of this segment:
A great scientest is born. Around the same time, a new policy is unlocked specially for this occassion:
Yes guys, I am about to triple bulb:
A nice big haul. All of which was free, courtesy of one social policy and one GS.
Also, the Arabs continue to stomp all over Catherine.
Part 2 of this set coming soon