Fall from Hyrule That hammer sorta looks like an ocarina, right? Introduction Gather round ye tasty morsels! For it is the announcement of the Civilization version of everyone's favorite Nintendo fantasy/adventure game! Long have I toiled in the darkened back room of my apartment so that I might bring you the exclusive screens and details of this exciting project yesterday, but I was lazy, so you get it today instead. And without further ado! Races Hylian Race Leaders: Princess Zelda, King of Hyrule Pros: Financial bonus from lucrative market shooting galleries Cons: All soldiers can only stand still or move in small square patterns Goron Race Leaders: Darunia, Darbus Pros: Mines give units extra to all units. Cons: Almost nil sight radius (I mean they can't even tell when Link cheats at sumo wrestling by putting on iron boots) Zora Race Leaders: King Zora, Queen Rutela Pros: Gain extra in the water, fish resources are -worthy Cons: Are currently frozen Korkiri Race Leaders: Great Deku Tree Pros: Childlike innocense and sense of wonder Cons: Randomly turn into tree stump-like things outside of the forest Deku Race Leaders: Deku King Pros: Can pop out of the ground to ambush foes Cons: No arms means no assault rifle promotions Shiekah Clan Leaders: Impa, that one-eyed cackling statue Pros: Can perform sneaky attacks and escapes Cons: Genderly ambiguous attire can give you sexually confused feelings Go(Mo)(Bul)?blin Race Leaders:Ganon, King Bulblin Pros: Experience at losing is still experience Cons: Pigs, bulldogs, or regular orcs? get your concept art consistent, please! Gerudo Tribe Leaders: Ganondorf, Nabooru Pros: mmm, nothing like hot amazonian warrior bandits with hearts of gold Cons: Can only grow population by sending Great Breeders on missions into foreign cities. Rito Race Leaders: Rito Chieftan Pros: A flying race that can cross all terrain types. Cons: Units can only fight when not on mail carrier duty, and you heard about that whole "through rain, through sleet" business. Twili Race Leader: Midna Pros: A race with good potential, but doesn't apply itself. Cons: Try doing something besides standing still and moaning. Features Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun! That's the statement of the greatment in Fall from Hyrule maps. In keeping with one done-to-death feature from the Zelda series, each map you play on will have its own dark side/future clone/twilight realm sort of thing. Civs who utilize the mirror shards properly can essentially double their real estate, sneak past previously unpassable passages, and wreak havoc on another civ's present by altering its past. Other Stuff Hundreds of new techs!!! There are also plenty of new wonders based on locales in the Zelda series. Dungeons, for example, will make your cities take an extra 1-3 hours to invade, especially if it's a Water Temple. The lucky ones will even be able to win the match by aquiring the ~~Triforce~~ by building the Tower of Din, which requires the Temple of Farore, which requires the Edifice of Nayru, which requires the Tower of Din! The above strategy will also help you out in the upcoming Rhye's of Eternal Darkness mod. So..um...yeah. Look for updates! The End and Post April Fools! And imageshack is being arse slow today, so have patience.