Moral story

Iggy

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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way,my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?

She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and tease me.

It had to be deliberate.

She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned.

I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.

I opened the door and stepped out of the house.

I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
 
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Great stuff!
 
:rotfl: Nice moral
 
Damn funny!:D
 
You wouldn't have gotten that from a monthly magazine, now would you have, Iggy? ;)
 
I dont know what you mean wildWolverine ;) . It was emailed to me some time ago by a friend, but it is one of those timeless jokes that always gets a reaction from the guys and a kick in the shins from the girls.
 
agreed.
 
very good...

Which leads me to ponder how many people have acutally slept with the siblings of their wife or husband?
 
It's kind of my morales. When I don't get my schoolwork done because I'm too much on CFC, I think the moral is: "Never buy buy oranges at Rimi" (a grocery store chain). It's worth the four smilies I always equip my posts here in H&J with:
:lol::rotfl:
:lol::rotfl:
 
Huh, that is an interesting one . . . quite the moral . . .

This seems to be a bit suggestive for these Forums, but meh . . .
 
Yes. And I shall never forget this very useful moral lesson. Never know when it just might come in handy. :D
 
the real moral is:if it seems too good to be true,most likely it isnt true
 
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