more reasons that you've been playing too much

[Nate1976]

3296: You smack your teacher because you know Copernicus couldn't discover the New World. Since he had disappeared 200 years beforehand to to give you a scientific golden age.

3301: You laugh at him because you know scientific golden ages don't work, and he wasted a leader.

3302: You use Copernicus to produce Sistine chapel, then smack your tracher when she says that the Sistine chapel wasn't owned by that country. Like any of this has ever happened before. *Phf*

_-Nate-_

 

[Zelda's Man]

3303: You think that the best "army" during the middle ages was three guys on horseback with guns running around with a guy carrying a funny looking flag and yelling "Whoa!".

3304: You try to trade your teacher your knowledge of writing for her knowledge of mathematics only to find out she already knows how to write. This means you'll have to learn mathematics on your own.

 

[Brewster]

3305: You were playing civ when this thread originally started (at 0001).

 

[Arvedui]

3306: You greet people by saying "Cead Mile Failte!"

 

[Civthing]

3307: You think Ghandi actually ruled India.

Civthing

 

[CoolioVonHoolio]

LOL that's so true. i saw the movie spartacus and got mad cuz none of the roman soldiers wore red, they wore brown and i kept thinking they were carthaginians

are you serious?!?!

 

[henry k c]

3308 while are shoveling you see someone in a white T and run because you think he is a barb trying to kill you.

3309 you try to sell the army baracks in your town to earn extra cash and get arrested by policemen. However you are released when the policemen are turned into entertainers.

3310 you go to washington D.C. and demand gold from bush. He says you're all hat and no cattle so you declare war on him and get arrested by the secret service.

 

[CoolioVonHoolio]

3308 while are shoveling you see someone in a white T and run because you think he is a barb trying to kill you.

are you shoveling snow? because if someone is walking around in a white T shirt when there is snow to shovel he must be pretty cold...

 

[henry k c]

are you shoveling snow? because if someone is walking around in a white T shirt when there is snow to shovel he must be pretty cold...

Do you do any yard work?

3311 you believe navy seals can't be created without a war because cities can't build elite units.

Also, do you think the moderators will kill this thread like they killed the origional?

 

[Shylock]

3312- You argue with your history teacher and tell him the Romans were conquered by the Koreans in AD 953
3313- You wonder who Hitler is. The only one to ever rule Germany is Bismarck

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

3314 - You keep trying to ask out Joan of Arc, but she always responds with "I would rather burn in Hell than give into your demands"

 

[mtakil]

3315: You think uranium ore glows bright green without UV light.

 

[mtakil]

3316: You think aluminium and rubber is found in the form of beverage cans and truck tires in the nature, and all you have to do is a road to pick them up.

 

[Civthing]

3317: You have no idea what an H-bomb is... all you've seen are A-bombs

Civthing

 

[Himalia]

3318. When you have been waiting so long for the latest Civilization release that you demand tribute for your patience.

 

[CoolioVonHoolio]

Do you do any yard work?

Spoiler :

.....no

 

[Choffy]

3319 : When you start to think that UN can rule the world
3320 : When you start to think that few marines will end up resistance in Iraq

 

[WackenOpenAir]

3210: You have a dream of you playing CIV3. In the dream you follow a precise strategy and make some important decisions. Once awake, you remember the dream, play the game following the strategy you've dreamt upon, and win the game!

This is a very good one.
In ancient times, many leaders from great civs based their decisions on dreams.

 

[henry k c]

3321 you think ancient leaders based their desicions on dreams, so you do the same in civ.

 

[Bluemofia]

3322: You still call the Italians the Romans
3323: You realize that religion doesn't exist until Civ IV