more reasons that you've been playing too much

[Admiral Kutzov]

3343 The neighbor's dog craps in your yard. You go to the other neighbors to discuss MPP, MA, or embargo

 

[madviking]

My fav is: how can a town have a uni but not a lib

How come Ghana hasen't won diplomaticly?

 

[azzaman333]

3344- when you start to think there are only 31 countries
3345- when you start to think which one of the 31 countries you belong in when you aren't in any
3346- when you try to rebel and start your own country but remember there are no civil wars
3347- when you start catagorizing your unhappyness as too crowded, cant forget oppresion etc.
3348- when you see a foriegn person walking down the road and you tell him to leave the country or declare war.

 

[MrMahk]

3349 - you wanna go to your friends place, but when you get there he kicks you out cause you dont have a RoP
3350 - when you trade negotiate with your friend for communications with his hot sis

 

[Admiral Kutzov]

3351 you wonder how much trouble it will cause when you do RoP abuse on your friend's hot sister

 

[Desertsnow]

3352 When you think 'one more turn' or 'a few turns' you really mean until the end of the current campaign--and you're playing Always War.

 

[Gato Loco]

3353 - When your bumper sticker reads, "No blood for Aluminum! Bring our troops home!"

 

[Desertsnow]

3354 When maps and troop movements invade your dreams

 

[azzaman333]

3355 Every time you see gpt anywhere you immidiately think "What tech am i selling to the and for how much" This happened at school today

 

[Himalia]

3356 You wonder what mod is being used were you live when you see a whole assortemnt of buildings you dont normally see in the game.

 

[henry k c]

You call your lawn a grassland and plant a garden so you can get food from it.

 

[Ranger99]

3358: When a bunh of F-15's fly over your house you think that they can't hurt you because they're the worst UU in the entire game!

 

[Himalia]

3359 You start to critisise the real world as it seems unrealistic compared to Civilization III.

 

[henry k c]

#3360 You refer to your fishing boat as a transport.

 

[Ktulu]

#3361 When you wake up in the morning and hit snooze on your alarm clark and then you start wondering how many turns before you have to wake up?

Yes this happened to me this morning .

 

[Ansar]

#3361 When you wake up in the morning and hit snooze on your alarm clark and then you start wondering how many turns before you have to wake up?

Yes this happened to me this morning .

Lol.

Welcome to CFC!

 

[Civthing]

3362: You plant live wires in your backyard, thinking that the electricity will get you irrigation without water...

 

[Mordack]

3263: Your four-year old can consistently point out strategic resources on the screen such as : horseys, wubber, and ran-num (uranium).

 

[azzaman333]

3264- when you get angry at people you yell "Dont make me declare war on you!"

 

[Himalia]

3265 Off the top of your head you tell anyone what the Shield, Commerce and Beakers is for your home city. Including any penalties for corruption.