drake
Bring it
15 years ago..........
Scene from a minor league baseball team's dugout where ESPN is interviewing Mark McGuire:
ESPN: So Mark, now that you've bashed the pitchers of the minor league into the ground, I guess you're ready to step up to the Majors huh?
Mark: No, I'm all set here....I don't like to challenge myself and am only comfortable with things I know I can win at.
ESPN: But you've had so many offers MArk, how can you turn them down?
Mark: Simple. I don't like to expand my horizons. Besides, I've heard pro games average an extra half hour or so....*laughing* and you all know how impatient I am.....
ESPN: Um....ok Mark......uh....have fun in the minors.....
Mark: Thanks. I won't be goaded into playing with the other pros. I heard that you might actually have to challenge yourself up there...and boy...I sure wouldn't want to do that!
ESPN guy rolls his eyes.
Mark: Oh, like I really care what your lousy channel thinks.......*pouts*I'm going to go home and take my bat home so no one else can use it!
As Mark walks away, the end of the bat falls off and tennis balls fall out........He quickly begins scrambling around picking them up....he yells at the staring ESPN guys "Hey I may be a cheat, but I'm still the best in the minor leagues!!! So there!"
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[This message has been edited by drake (edited March 28, 2001).]
Scene from a minor league baseball team's dugout where ESPN is interviewing Mark McGuire:
ESPN: So Mark, now that you've bashed the pitchers of the minor league into the ground, I guess you're ready to step up to the Majors huh?
Mark: No, I'm all set here....I don't like to challenge myself and am only comfortable with things I know I can win at.
ESPN: But you've had so many offers MArk, how can you turn them down?
Mark: Simple. I don't like to expand my horizons. Besides, I've heard pro games average an extra half hour or so....*laughing* and you all know how impatient I am.....
ESPN: Um....ok Mark......uh....have fun in the minors.....
Mark: Thanks. I won't be goaded into playing with the other pros. I heard that you might actually have to challenge yourself up there...and boy...I sure wouldn't want to do that!
ESPN guy rolls his eyes.
Mark: Oh, like I really care what your lousy channel thinks.......*pouts*I'm going to go home and take my bat home so no one else can use it!
As Mark walks away, the end of the bat falls off and tennis balls fall out........He quickly begins scrambling around picking them up....he yells at the staring ESPN guys "Hey I may be a cheat, but I'm still the best in the minor leagues!!! So there!"
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[This message has been edited by drake (edited March 28, 2001).]