my Funny Cow Joke

[#1 Person]

Two cows were talking in a big field in Washigton State.
"SO anyway aren't you worried about this mad cow dieses?" one cow said
"No, Becuase i am a duck."



Don't get it?
See mad can mean insane
And the animal that clams he is a duck is a cow.

STILL DON'T GET IT??

Then you are a cheese eating surrender monkey!

 

[#1 Person]

You can put other cow related jokes in this section.

This first one is a tad crude

From Achinz

A zebra escapes from a zoo and wanders into a farm with animals he has never seen before. He walks over to the chicken and asked, "Who are you?"
"I'm a chicken"
"What do you do"
"I lay eggs, so humans can have their food."

He conitinues asking all the animals he meets and get similar answer. Then he saw the bull.

"Who are you?" he again asked.

"I'm a bull".

"And what do you do?" the zebra asked as usual.

"Why don't you take your pajamas off and I'll show you!" came the reply.


Found by Me

Remember to keep posting!

 

[The_Unforgiven]

Originally posted by #1 Person
You can put other cow related jokes in this section.

Can i? WHEEEEE!

just for the record: I got your joke, even without the expl. Actually liked it too...

 

[#1 Person]

That is good. The explanation is for all the people who didn't get it.
Remember to put cow related jokes here

 

[the mormegil]

Great joke, did you make it up by yourself?
No really, I thought it was good.

 

[The_Unforgiven]

I've come back to this thread to see what others thought and again I had a laugh... That's what thew forum is all about!

 

[#1 Person]

My father did (Or maybe he got it from somewhere?) well anyway i found a place to tell it.

 

[the mormegil]

This thread has had 113 views but only 3 people have said anything about it. Either people don't think it's funny or they don't like talking about it.

 

[Lopex]

I don't get it

 

[puglover]

I've heard a different variation where he says he's an airplane. Still funny though.

 

[Dann]

This thread has had 113 views but only 3 people have said anything about it. Either people don't think it's funny or they don't like talking about it.

Hey don't worry we like it.

 

[Achinz]

No one's contributed so here's one with a cow/farm reference.

A zebra escapes from a zoo and wanders into a farm with animals he has never seen before. He walks over to the chicken and asked, "Who are you?"
"I'm a chicken"
"What do you do"
"I lay eggs, so humans can have their food."

He conitinues asking all the animals he meets and get similar answer. Then he saw the bull.

"Who are you?" he again asked.

"I'm a bull".

"And what do you do?" the zebra asked as usual.

"Why don't you take your pajamas off and I'll show you!" came the reply.

 

[The_Unforgiven]

like it!

 

[#1 Person]

Very Funny .

I will make a list in my first post.

 

[#1 Person]

Funny Cow Picture
Holy Cow...She's Riding The Scooter!

 

[#1 Person]

Sorry that the top image doesn't work

 

[ybbor]

wow, that was a pointless atempt to revive a month-old thread

 

[#1 Person]

No it was only at the begining of the 2 page

 

[#1 Person]

http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm

Funny cow movie about cows rebelling against humans

 

[Crowpocalyptic1]

This is actually adapted from another joke, but I'll turn the muffins into cows for the sake of the joke...

Two cows were standing in a field... One says to the other, "Nice day out, isn't it?"

The other says "HOLY CRAP! A TALKING COW!"

where as the original is:

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One turns to the other and says, "Nice day, isn't it?"

The other says "HOLY CRAP! A TALKING MUFFIN!"