TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A CIVILIZATION II ADDICT
Hi, my name is Michael and I have a problem. I am 16 years old, and heavily addicted to Civilization, in all of it's forms.
Once, when I was sober, I was an excellent student in the international baccalaureate program a my high school. I had a girlfriend, played basketball, and did my homework. I played the occasional Goldeneye deathmatch and whacked off now and then.
Then...i got a cd from my best friend with hacked copies of Photoshop and Flash 4 on it. I installed these, and noticed another cab file on the CD, entitled c2mge.cab. It was the beginning of the end of my life.
I jumped straight into a full on addiction. I lost my girlfriend, and a full half of a point of my gpa. I get no sleep at night, and have gained 50 pounds in months. My grade in calculus dropped from a 94 to 69.4 in the blink of an eye. I am still in that class by virtue of my charm, good looks, and impeccable history. I can barely sustain a n erection while masturbateing with images of phalanxes and Pyramids and caravans dance in my head.
I wics that i, (parents coming upstairs!)
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