To: America
Our attack on Switzerland was provoked by the cowardly attack upon our conceil, which we believe was masterminded by the Swiss Mafia. Our troops will be withdrawn once we recieve word that the mafia there has been stopped. Our airforce will continue to assist your navy against Eygpt and more luxurious bases are being built in Sicily as we speak. Also i would like to offer you the new Scotterson tank, which is specifically produced to fight in desert and mountain terrain. All of these agreements will of course be terminated should the United States act in hostility against us. Any offense created by our ICBM demand i hereby apologize for as we have already found another supplier.
Signed,
Anders Scotterson, Emporer of Italy
To Britain:
We do not appreciate your tone towards our nation with the defensive act of invasion of Switzerland to stop the Mafia. Our alliance is hereby terminated and any British ships or planes in our sea/airspace will be shot down or destoryed.
Signed,
Anders Scotterson, Emporer of Italy
To Isreal:
We would like to offer you 5 divisions worth of Scotterson tanks in exchange for 20 years supply of oil to our nation. in that period of time, if needed more Scotterson tanks will be supplied to you.
Anders Scotterson, Emporer of Italy
To Russia:
We would like to invite the Russian President to join us in a celebration parade in Rome to cement friendship among our people.
Anders Scotterson, Emporer of Italy
To Scandinavian Alliance:
As your nation is almost completely mountainous, we would like a meeting to discuss supply of the new Scotterson tanks.
Anders Scotterson, emporer of Italy.
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"This is Channel 4 Rome News reporting live to you from Switzerland."
"Our brave army has one yet another victory against the Mafia pawns of Switzerland. The new scotterson tanks have been pushing the Swiss back on all fronts. High ranking commanders in the Army estimate the fall of Switzerland in less than a year."
"In other news, tensions are rising in eygpt as brave Americans, cowardly British, and our own brave Italian fighters fight against the Eygptian army. All hail Emporer Scotterson!"
Our attack on Switzerland was provoked by the cowardly attack upon our conceil, which we believe was masterminded by the Swiss Mafia. Our troops will be withdrawn once we recieve word that the mafia there has been stopped. Our airforce will continue to assist your navy against Eygpt and more luxurious bases are being built in Sicily as we speak. Also i would like to offer you the new Scotterson tank, which is specifically produced to fight in desert and mountain terrain. All of these agreements will of course be terminated should the United States act in hostility against us. Any offense created by our ICBM demand i hereby apologize for as we have already found another supplier.
Signed,
Anders Scotterson, Emporer of Italy
To Britain:
We do not appreciate your tone towards our nation with the defensive act of invasion of Switzerland to stop the Mafia. Our alliance is hereby terminated and any British ships or planes in our sea/airspace will be shot down or destoryed.
Signed,
Anders Scotterson, Emporer of Italy
To Isreal:
We would like to offer you 5 divisions worth of Scotterson tanks in exchange for 20 years supply of oil to our nation. in that period of time, if needed more Scotterson tanks will be supplied to you.
Anders Scotterson, Emporer of Italy
To Russia:
We would like to invite the Russian President to join us in a celebration parade in Rome to cement friendship among our people.
Anders Scotterson, Emporer of Italy
To Scandinavian Alliance:
As your nation is almost completely mountainous, we would like a meeting to discuss supply of the new Scotterson tanks.
Anders Scotterson, emporer of Italy.
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"This is Channel 4 Rome News reporting live to you from Switzerland."
"Our brave army has one yet another victory against the Mafia pawns of Switzerland. The new scotterson tanks have been pushing the Swiss back on all fronts. High ranking commanders in the Army estimate the fall of Switzerland in less than a year."
"In other news, tensions are rising in eygpt as brave Americans, cowardly British, and our own brave Italian fighters fight against the Eygptian army. All hail Emporer Scotterson!"