I think a newspaper would be good. (Not sure what else we could do along those lines.) We could play up the story of our conversion from polytheism to monotheism. We renounce the god of war and his cronies in favor of the one true supreme being. If the war continues it could become a crusade against the heathen Iroqi. We could do something about the Iroqi women, too. Since I plan to use them as bait we could have a story about how they came to be with us and their fate. Will the Iroqi take them back when given the chance or will they ignore them in order to pillage and rape Ironic women? Then there's Mausollos. We need something *proving* he existed or a story about what is
really in his mausoleum. (We could make something good up.) Have to include something about goats, too.
Could be alot of fun for all.

(I mean the newspaper could be fun - not the goats.

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