Noah's Ark found at Ararat by Hong Kong evangelists

[warpus]

Not really. It's a pretty mundane thing (non-miracley) listed. It is documented as having happened. The record that you claim does not exist is right there in Luke.

It's not mundane though - It's supposed to have held 2 members of each species on the planet.

It would have been insanely giant - way bigger than any sort of boat people at the time should have been able to build. And I mean, that's just taking into consideration the size, and not any of the headache-inducing architectural logistics that must have been solved for this thing to be built.. and for it to work properly, with all the animals on it, and float, etc.

If it was just a rowboat for a dude, a dog, and a cat, then that would have been somewhat mundane, but it's way beyond mundane, man!

On top of it all a lot of the stories in the Bible were written as fables or as metaphors, which is why you're seeing the reaction you are here.

 

[warpus]

Though he did not physically die, he did become imperfect which in that culture (This was thought to be written by Moses a long time later) is compared with death. You would be thought of as very stupid and no one would want to be seen with you, thus you might have nothing to live for. So that could be considered death.

Me eating a big mac could be considered death, but it's not. Cause death is death, and a big mac is a big mac.

 

[remake20]

Is that comparable with death though?

 

[Traitorfish]

It's not mundane though - It's supposed to have held 2 members of each species on the planet.

It would have been insanely giant - way bigger than any sort of boat people at the time should have been able to build. And I mean, that's just taking into consideration the size, and not any of the headache-inducing architectural logistics that must have been solved for this thing to be built.. and for it to work properly, with all the animals on it, and float, etc.

If it was just a rowboat for a dude, a dog, and a cat, then that would have been somewhat mundane, but it's way beyond mundane, man!

On top of it all a lot of the stories in the Bible were written as fables or as metaphors, which is why you're seeing the reaction you are here.

Put it this way: Johan's Ark, a recent recreation locate in Amsterdam, was so large as to require a steel hull with a structurally superfluous wooden skin. It is half the size of the "original". You figure it out.

 

[warpus]

Is that comparable with death though?

The way I feel right after I eat one? Yeah, I suppose I could easily say: "Man.. I totally feel like I'm dying right now" during the act.

 

[remake20]

The way I feel right after I eat one? Yeah, I suppose I could easily say: "Man.. I totally feel like I'm dying right now" during the act.

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