**** norris facts

[kristopherb]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html

come up with your own

-in soviet russia chuck norris beats you.

 

[Darva]

The secret source of the power of Chuck Noriss' roundhouse kicks is Pizza Rolls.

More a pizza roll fact than a chuck norris fact, but still.

 

[Alpha Killer II]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html

come up with your own

-in soviet russia chuck norris beats you.

I didnt get the deltaforce one until I youtubed it and found out who starred in it

 

[Alpha Killer II]

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

....JACKPOT!@!!

 

[Alpha Killer II]

#1- ur thread title reads "**** Norris facts"
and #2- The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

 

[Veritass]

The last guy that spelled Chuck Norris' name "****" got a roundhouse kick so hard that his head is still in orbit -- around Jupiter.

 

[Rambuchan]

Chuck Norris is the love child from Liberace's one and only experiment with heterosexuality.

The mother?

Dame Edna.

 

[puglover]

Chuck Norris is the love child from Liberace's one and only experiment with heterosexuality.

The mother?

Dame Edna.

Aha! Heresy in our midst!

The true fact is that no mortal man is physically capable of conceiving Chuck Norris. The most plausible theory is that Chuck Norris went back in time and fathered himself.

 

[Fifty]

**** Norris is so cool that you could create two different swear words by changing one letter in his first name!

 

[Rambuchan]

Good one there Farty. I mean Frothy. I mean Fluffy. I mean Fifty.

 

[Catharsis]

If you rearrange the letters in 'Chuck Norris' you almost get 'Barbara Cartland'. In reality, the two are one and the same. One day, Barbara will return.

 

[Rambuchan]

Here's what an anagram machine came up with when presented with "Chuck Norris":

Spoiler :

Chronic Rusk
Chics Kronur
Crouch Rinks
Crick Onrush
Croci Shrunk
Crock Inrush
Concur Shirk
Occur Shrink
Ch!nk Cursor
Urchins Cork
Urchins Rock
Urchin Corks
Urchin Rocks
Rich Uncorks
Chic Rusk Nor
Chick Runs Or
Chick Urns Or
Chicks Urn Or
Chicks Run Or
Cinch Rusk Or
Chock Sir Urn
Chock Sir Run
Chuck Sir Nor
Crunch Irk So
Crunch Ski Or
Scorch Irk Nu
Crick Horn Us
Crick Shun Or
Crick Ho Runs
Crick Ho Urns
Crick Oh Runs
Crick Oh Urns
Crick Rho Sun
Crick Rho Nus
Crick Rhos Nu
Crick Hos Urn
Crick Hos Run
Crick Ohs Urn
Crick Ohs Run
Crick Rush On
Crick Rush No
Cricks Ho Urn
Cricks Ho Run
Cricks Oh Urn
Cricks Oh Run
Cricks Rho Nu
Cricks Uh Nor
Cock Shirr Nu
Crock Hi Runs
Crock Hi Urns
Crock His Urn
Crock His Run
Crock Rush In
Crocks Hi Urn
Crocks Hi Run
Chi Cork Runs
Chi Cork Urns
Chi Rock Runs
Chi Rock Urns
Chi Corks Urn
Chi Corks Run
Chi Rocks Urn
Chi Rocks Run
Chi Corn Rusk
Hick Curs Nor
Ch!nk Curs Or
Chinks Cur Or
Kirsch Cur On
Kirsch Cur No
Hicks Cur Nor
Rich Snuck Or
Rich Cork Sun
Rich Cork Nus
Rich Rock Sun
Rich Rock Nus
Rich Corks Nu
Rich Rocks Nu
Rich Sock Urn
Rich Sock Run
Rich Suck Nor
Rich Con Rusk
Chis Cork Urn
Chis Cork Run
Chis Rock Urn
Chis Rock Run
Churns Cork I
Churns Rock I
Churn Rick So
Churn Sick Or
Churn Cork Is
Churn Rock Is
Churn Corks I
Churn Rocks I
Churn Cos Irk
Crush Nick Or
Crush Rick On
Crush Rick No
Crush Cork In
Crush Rock In
Crush Con Irk
Such Rick Nor
Such Corn Irk
Nick Curs Rho
Nick Cur Rhos
Nicks Cur Rho
Rick Con Rush
Rick Scorn Uh
Rick Corns Uh
Rick Curs Hon
Rick Cur Nosh
Rick Cur Hons
Ricks Corn Uh
Ricks Cur Hon
Sick Cur Horn
Cork Cur Shin
Rock Cur Shin
Con Cur Shirk

Interestingly enough, no Barbara Cartland...

 

[Catharsis]

That's because Chuck Norris and Barbara Cartland are so awesome that they can transcend basic anagrammar. You wouldn't expect a robot to beat Chuck Norris in a roundhouse-kicking contest, so why should it win in an anagram-finding contest?

 

[Snowball]

Chuck Norris is the reason China is overpopulated.

 

[coolio2244242]

Chuck Norris was plausible on Mythbusters...

 

[Mirc]

@Rambuchan: Rich Sock Run? Interesting...

Crush Nick Or
Crush Rick On
Crush Rick No
Crush Rock In

I love anagram machines