Following the discovery of seas of hydrocarbons on Saturns largest moon there is talk emerging from within the upper echelons of the Bush Administration of plans being made for a US Military Deployment to Titan.
Operation Titan Freedom is to be a joint operation between NASA and the Department of Defence. Given that the Space Shuttle program is still grounded and rumours of concerned Astronauts pointing to the shortage of EVA suits and Oxygen tanks Secretary Rumsfeld has been recorded as stating "All well need to get there is a few really big paper airplanes, all the talk of big expensive rockets being necessary is just negative thinking, you go to Saturn with the space agency you have not the space agency you want".
President Bush has already stated that the discovery of fossil bacteria on Martian Rocks is definite evidence of a clear and present danger of Extraterrestrial biological WMD program related activities. Insiders quote him as saying If Marvin the Martian thinks he can intimidate the United States with those fancy rayguns then I say bring it on.
CIA analysts point to the visit of Osama Bin Laden to a planetarium in 1976 and Secretary of State Powell has been showing the new pictures from Huygens/Cassini to the UN Security Council.
In related business news Haliburton has been offered the contract to supply the paper for the airplanes, it will not be put out to tender.
