TheLoneMan
The Original Reindeer
Yellow - Spain
Red - United Arabian States
Blue - Japan
Green - Scandinavia
Brown - America
Grey - Carthage
Pink - Babylon
Paradise Lost follows the story of the 1987 C.E. invasion of the United Arabian States by Spanish Communistos. The Arabians, at the time, possessed a massive empire, with very little military to speak of. The Spanish were stuck in the southeastern island of Humillar (literally, 'humbling'), and had been building their contempt for the prosperous, happy, and peaceful UAS for years. With the recent instatement of a banished Arabian senator as Comrade-Chairman, the Spaniards had been mobilizing their military, biding their time for a surprise assault on their unsuspecting prey.
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January 1st, 1987
Mecca, UAS
Arabian POV
Woke up at 11:30 this morning to a hangover, an empty bed and a note on the door. "Call me!", it read. That made me laugh. I can't even remember the name of the woman I went to bed with last night. Let alone her phone number.
Ah well. Called in sick to work (can you freaking believe that a college bookstore is open on New Year's Day? I mean, anybody that would be buying books at a college bookstore today has either not gone to bed yet, is sleeping, or has a massive hangover. Either way, they won't be taking advantage of the discount price on The Advanced Algorithms of Pseudo-Calculus. Pity.
Popped some Tylenol, chugged some OJ, and sat down in front of the TV.
And you wouldn't imagine what I saw.
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January 1st, 1987
Madrid, Spain
Spanish POV
"Today, the glorious nation of Spain shall finally take back the lands that have been rightfully ours for millenia. The filthy Arabian barbarians have held these lands, enjoying their infinite splendor and wonder. The Arabian States have held these lands, enjoying their wealth and bountifulness. The UAS has kept these lands, growing fat in luxury, while we, the righteous Spanish people, have struggled to survive, starving in endless famine as these, these atrocious rodents play petty diplomatic games in our land, in the land that our people claimed for us, thousands of years ago! Now is the time to reclaim the few possessions we once had! NOW IS THE TIME... FOR CHANGE!"
And with that, the Chairman-Comrade had set in motion a chain of events that would alter the course of history.


" I bellowed, firing my rifle twice; the Spaniards' heads exploded like tomatoes. Forty-one, forty-two. Behind me, Mac and Nauzem emerged from the building. Sooty and dusty, they looked like chimney sweeps. The dust was caked onto our face; digging into our wounds and mixing with our sweat to create a cesspool of pain and suffering. Crouched down, we scurried across the street like rodents, diving into the doorway of the next building. Nauzem, Mac, and I stood up and examined our location. A shot rang out from somewhere nearby, and we instinctively hit the dirt. In this, we were very lucky. Seconds later an artillery shell landed in the middle of the boulevard, and the blast knocked out the windows. Although stunned, covered in glass, and burned in several places, we were mostly intact, and we slowly stood up and resumed on our way.