Paultards Seek Enormous Blimp. No, Seriously!

[Stewbert 08]

I am not kidding you.

Imagine.. the mainstream media is mesmerized as the image of the Ron Paul blimp is shown to tens of millions of Americans throughout the day (and throughout the month). Wolf Blizter, stunned and as if in a trance, repeats the words "Amazing, Amazing".


As GPS co-ordinates stream to the website a map shows the Ron Paul blimp's location in real time. The local television stations broadcast its every move. The curious flock together and make a trip to see history in the making... Ron Paul becomes the first presidential candidate in history to have his very own blimp. The PR stunt... captures the imagination of America.

Starting to feel like we have turned a corner into a surreal, Dadaistic new world? Wait, there's more.The website for the blimp (which is NOT associated in anyway with the Paul campaign and is popular only by word of mouth) has raised pledges for over...





$474,000 (in inflationary unconstitutional fiat money)

Proving conclusively that Ron Paul's presidential campaign has been taken over by some kind of nefarious pyramid scheme which has ballooned (no pun intended!) until now millions are held financially hostage. FEC, get on this!

 

[MobBoss]

I think he is compensating for something...

 

[philippe]

I hope he gets the money buy it and then crashes with it like the Hindenburg in 1937

 

[Kraznaya]

I am not kidding you.

Starting to feel like we have turned a corner into a surreal, Dadaistic new world? Wait, there's more.The website for the blimp (which is NOT associated in anyway with the Paul campaign and is popular only by word of mouth) has raised pledges for over...




$474,000 (in inflationary unconstitutional fiat money)

Proving conclusively that Ron Paul's presidential campaign has been taken over by some kind of nefarious pyramid scheme which has ballooned (no pun intended!) until now millions are held financially hostage. FEC, get on this!

Its a joke, you don't even have to actually give money to "pledge." I gave 5000, llolz.

 

[AL_DA_GREAT]

Thats the most beautiful blimp I have ever seen.

 

[Phlegmak]

Paultards Seek Enormous Blimp. No, Seriously!

So what? I don't see the big deal.

 

[IglooDame]

Moderator Action: One more too many RonPaul threads, closed.