Pickup Lines of the Unsuccessful and Lonely
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I' m the only one talking to you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
You can feel the magic between us...No, lower!
Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
(Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
Excuse me, but I have a condom and some spare time. Wondering if you wouldn't mind helping me fill both.
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I' m the only one talking to you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
You can feel the magic between us...No, lower!
Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
(Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
Excuse me, but I have a condom and some spare time. Wondering if you wouldn't mind helping me fill both.
