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Praise the Lord, and damn the revolution! Welcome DEFENSOR FIDEI! :goodjob: ;) :groucho:
 
Wise Ass,

Since you were even exposed to the gospel at a young age your condemnation will be all the greater and your guilt all the more.

Catholics are not to blindly follow the leaders of their church, nor is that the teaching of the Church. Catholics are to follow the TRADITIONS handed down from the apostles, which have existed from the first centuries. If anything goes against those traditions, it has been called what is known as HERESY.

Pope Pius X clearly warned at the beginning of the century of the heresy known as MODERNISM, which teaches that all religions are more or less praiseworthy and which teach freedom of religion. This heresy since the Second Vatican Council in 1962 has infilitrated the church and has become as serious as the Arian heresy at the time of Athanasius. See the Pope's OATH AGAINST MODERNISM. All Catholics faithful to tradition will ignore such errorneous teachings as apologies for the glorious history of the Catholic Faith, including the great Inquisition and Torquemada, a period which brought forth a great number of saints.


Evolution (macro) is a fraud, though microevolution has SOME merit.
 
Originally posted by insurgent
Praise the Lord, and damn the revolution! Welcome DEFENSOR FIDEI, we can always use an extra conservative!

If this chap is for real, then he certainly isn't a conservative.

He's a nut.
 
Originally posted by insurgent
Praise the Lord, and damn the revolution! Welcome DEFENSOR FIDEI! :goodjob: ;) :groucho:

AMEN BROTHER, DAMN THE REVOLUTION AND THE HORDES OF SATAN THAT HAVE INSPIRED IT!
 
Heresy = fancy surpression

that makes The Catholic church the equivelent of Stalinist Russia
 
Originally posted by Wise Ass
Oh and wasn't Jesus Christ Jewish???

Yes He was Jewish and HIS OWN REJECTED HIM, and so He said to them "YOU ARE OF YOUR [NEW] FATHER, THE DEVIL!"

Judaism is a religion of the devil.
 
May I just add: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Now listen up folks, 'cause old brother Jimcat has got something to say.

I've been analyzed, baptized, criticized, hypnotized, downsized, and immunized. I've got high with preachers and been saved by drunks. I've been born again and legally dead, and I've seen the trailers for the afterlife -- both versions, the rated and unrated. I saw God in a dream and Elvis in a diner. I've carried the cross, made the hajj, meditated on the mountain, and been abducted by aliens.

And I'M HERE TO TELL YOU, YES YOU, that NO MATTER WHAT YOU BELIEVE, only one thing matters.

Ladies and Gentlemen and Small Furry Creatures, what you need to do is KEEP YOUR SLACK.

It ain't easy to keep your slack. There are all sorts of people trying to take it away. Your GOVERNMENT is spying on you. Your EMPLOYER is reading your e-mails. Your MOTHER wants to throw away your CD's. Your LANDLORD wants to raise your rent. And your LAWN needs mowing. Even your GOD has some big thick book of Do's and Don'ts.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? Because you're just going to go to bed with a headache and die broke if you don't do SOMETHING!

But it's OKAY, folks, it's all OKAY.

Beacuse Kibo has a message for you. And that message is: "SIL"!

What? You say you don't understand?

OF COURSE you don't. But that's okay too. YOU'RE ALLOWED.

That's the OTHER message I've got for you. YOU'RE ALLOWED.

You don't have to fill out some useless STATUS REPORT when there is REAL WORK to be done. You don't have to BUY A CAR that costs MORE THAN A YEAR'S INCOME. You don't have to GIVE UP BACON because SOME PEOPLE GOT TRICHINOSIS THREE THOUSAND YEARS AGO. And you don't have to let SOMEONE ELSE tell you ANYTHING about your SOUL.

This ain't about religion, folks, and it ain't about politcs. It's about YOUR LIFE.

You don't have to let THE GOVERNMENT tell you how to live! YOU'RE ALLOWED!

You don't have to let THE BIBLE tell you how to live! YOU'RE ALLOWED!

You don't have to let TELEVISION tell you how to live! YOU'RE ALLOWED!

You don't have to let YOUR PARENTS tell you how to live! YOU'RE ALLOWED!

Now put down that BOOK, cut that CABLE, unplug that INTERNET CONNECTION, turn off that MUSIC, and put out the CAT.

Okay? Now take a deep breath and...

THINK!

Whoa! Pretty heavy stuff. But that's nothing compared to the next step.

Get up on your feet. Take a step. Very good. Now take another.

Ouch! You should have OPENED that door. I told you to THINK. Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it after a while.

Okay, now step out that door, take a look at the world around you, and -- this is the important part --

LIVE!

You've got your LIFE, you've got your MIND, and if you're lucky, you've got your SLACK. Now it's up to YOU to use them.

Don't let yourself down, now.
 
I sure hope he isn't doing this just to get to 300 posts and a custom avatar. ;)

Doesn't all of this fall under the category of things forbidden on CFC? Where are those mod missles?
 
IF KING JESUS IS FORBIDDEN IN CFC, THEN CFC IS FORBIDDEN BY KING JESUS AND WILL NOT BE LASTING VERY LONG!

ALL KNEES WILL BOW BEFORE THE EMPEROR JESUS THE CHRIST!
 
Originally posted by Jimcat
Now listen up folks, 'cause old brother Jimcat has got something to say.


I knew there was a reason I liked you. :)
 
Well it is not that "King" Jesus is forbidden at CFC it is that this stuff called Spam is.


What you are doing is considered spam. This could be considered a debate but you are preaching not debating.

Ang I always was to the understanding that he was to noble to refer to himself as King
 
Originally posted by DEFENSOR FIDEI


Hamlet repent or prepare for hellfire. Impure knave.

He hasn't even decided whether to be, or not to be yet. Let him sort that out, then he can get to repenting. :lol:
 
Originally posted by Padma
What happened, civnation? Did you get banned over at 'Poly and decide to come harrass us now?

Hey what is that you have as a symbol, some kind of buddah? Do you worship buddah idols or hindu magic tricks? Repent of your pagan rubbish and come over to the true religion. There is only one truth, one way, and one life.

THE PAGANS WHO SACRIFICE TO IDOLS WORSHIP DEMONS says the Apostle Paul.
 
Finally a great man descends from Heaven! Defensor Fidei, would you join me in my great crusade to save Christendom and to eradicate the evil Socialists, Communists, and Atheists who ruthlessly rape and contaminate our peaceful world? :lol: :D

I can't do it alone, I need your help to do it!! :mwaha:
 
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