Punchlines and comebacks

[Rodgers]

1. Punchline

Can anyone give me a good punchline to this feedline :-

"What's the difference between George W Bush and a potato?"


2. Comeback

Can anyone give a good comeback to this insult (you can adjust this for whether you are male or female) :-

"I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man/woman on earth"

I have a good one for this already but I'll keep it to myself for now.

 

[Daaraa]

1 A potato produces....or Only a Potato will grow if you plant it somewhere good. I'm sure someone will come up with a better one. Mine just seem weak...

2 If I were the last man/woman and you were the last woman/man, I'd kill myself. (I've heard it once actually )

 

[allhailIndia]

1.The potato would'nt have needed lawyers to win an election.(Usable both against Gore and Bush);D

2.I guess you'd rather go for familiarity, like a gorilla

(ugh bad one , dont accept it)

 

[MrPresident]

"What's the difference between George W Bush and a potato?"

I'm struggling here. How about, 'A potato is useful to the poor'.

"I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man/woman on earth"

If I was the last person on earth wouldn't you be dead

 

[Ozz]

Originally posted by Rodgers
1. Punchline

Can anyone give me a good punchline to this feedline :-

"What's the difference between George W Bush and a potato?"

2. Comeback

The potato has more than two eyes, otherwise there ain't
any differience.

 

[floppa21]

Rodgers, don't you mean "Potatoe"?

 

[Rodgers]

The punchline I chose was :- "a potato only takes 5 minutes in a microwave"

The comeback :- "If was the last man/woman on earth I'd have a lot better options than you my dear"

Admittedly I've had a while to think of my answers (for better or worse).

 

[knowltok2]

Originally posted by Rodgers
The punchline I chose was :- "a potato only takes 5 minutes in a microwave"

The comeback :- "If was the last man/woman on earth I'd have a lot better options than you my dear"

Admittedly I've had a while to think of my answers (for better or worse).

I don't think anyone is going to come up with anything funny on the potato thing.

Your comeback is pretty good though.

 

[polymath]

Q: "What's the difference between George W Bush and a potato?"
A: "Gee, that's been bugging me too."

"I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth"
1) Don't worry, we wouldn't be doing much sleeping.
2) How about if there were two of us and the other guy was very ugly?
3) Well, I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth either.
4) OK, how about in other circumstances?
5) Great, so all I need to do to prevent it is kill a load of guys!
6) How about if I was second last? Third, then? Fourth?
7) Yes, you would.
8) In the post-apocalyptic world, I will treasure the irony of this moment.
9) Get to the point!
10) Fine, do you know someone who would? I have a gut feeling that I may need to find out.

 

[MrPresident]

"What's the difference between George W Bush and a potato?"
I don't know but I sure hope the Pentagon do.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

"I wouln't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth!"

"Don't worry, I'd prefer to try and start a family with yonder dead tree."

 

[ainwood]

Only marginally relevent (although that's never stopped anyone around here ). It at least has a witty line in it.

A true story: A flat mate of mine was laughing as she was once telling me about a trip her school 5th form geography class did to a sheep farm. She said that one of her not-so-bright asked the farmer "what's the white hair on the sheep called."

My response to the story: "Yes, that's the problem with High School. Far too much assumed knowledge".

 

[SunTzu]

ook here's one lol

First person says this

1. Yeah i'm only 2 inches...from the ground! (i'll let yall figure out what is only 2 inches long)

here's the comeback that is said by a 2nd person

2. Yeah! while you laying on your stomach

lol cracks me up

 

[philippe]

1)you can eat a potato and your not poisoned
if you eat bush your dead
2)well baby becuase you are the only girl alive from now on im gay.

ps :i have nothing against gays
ps2:im not gay

 

[ainwood]

Ooops. Ignore me.

 

[ComradeDavo]

"What's the difference between George W Bush and a potato?"

I wasn't aware there was one.

"I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man/woman on earth"

I wouldn't sleep with you full stop.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by philippe
1)you can eat a potato and your not poisoned
if you eat bush your dead
2)well baby becuase you are the only girl alive from now on im gay.

ps :i have nothing against gays
ps2:im not gay

It is quite a pity that the earth shattering humour of this was lost utterly in the translation.

 

[Beam]

The natural habitat of the potato is when buried but a potato is most useful above the ground. For George W. it is the other way round.

 

[floppa21]

Beammeuppy is a poet

and I did not know it!

 

[Beam]

Originally posted by floppa21
Beammeuppy is a poet

and I did not know it!

Me neither