Random Persian Quotes!

[Catharsis]

Random Mute: ...

 

[Swedishguy]

Random American: Give me a home, where the buffalo roam!
Random Furon: Pathetic humans! *kills American*

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Spoiler :

Random Persian: Even I could do better than that.
Random Swede: *draws Mohammed on the picture*
Random Persian: You will pay for that, you infidel!

 

[flyingchicken]

Random dyslexic: I'm dyslexic!
Random doctor: I'm a doctor!
Random Persian: I have nukes!
Random dyslexic and doctor: *screams*
*all dance**
* while running, in the case of the dyslexic and the doctor

 

[Kwhartoum]

Random Swede: How long have you been without a bath?
Random Persian: 936 days without a bath!
Random Swede: It's a new record! Somebody call guiness!
Random Persian: Mmm, guiness...

 

[Deep Thought]

Random Persion: Hachla-hachla-hachla-hachla!
Random Swede: Gördi-gördi-görd?
Random Sim: Ha-brande-booba!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Random Persian: Enemy helicopter inbound!
Random US Marine: Tango down!

 

[Swedishguy]

Random American:
Random Swede:
Random Persian:
Random Romanian:
Random Japanese:
Random African:
Random Dane:
Random Brit: