Random Persian Quotes!

[aronnax]

Random Persian: Moo...
Random Swede: Wha?
Random Persia: What? Im in Sweden!

 

[flyingchicken]

Random Swede: I'm an Iranian.
Random Persian: And I'm a Swede.
Random Iranian: And I'm confused.

*all dance*

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Random Persian: Therefore, x + y = 4.
Random Swede: We don't need to contribute to mathematics! Burn in hell, infidel!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

'Random' Persian: "Why do you hate me?"
Random Swede: "'Cuz you invented algebra!"

No, really.

 

[Kwhartoum]

Random American: Le Grille? What's that supposed to mean?!
Random French:

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Random Persian: We will nuke you!
Random American: Not if we invade you first!
Random Swede: We're doing what now?

 

[Swedishguy]

Random Bartender: So, who's paying?
Random Swede: *imitating Random Persian* I am.
Random Persian: I didn't say that!
Random Swede: Yes I did.
Random Persian: *beats Random Swede senseless*

 

[Deep Thought]

Random Swede: And what about global warming?
Random Persian sits and write on his to-do-list "Exterminate Greenpeace"
Random Persian: Er, what? Um, whatever that global warming is, I'm against.
Random Swede: Great, now all your fossile gas bussnies with foreigners has been deleted.
Random Persian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[greenpeace]

Random Swede: And what about global warming?
Random Persian sits and write on his to-do-list "Exterminate Greenpeace"
Random Persian: Er, what? Um, whatever that global warming is, I'm against.
Random Swede: Great, now all your fossile gas bussnies with foreigners has been deleted.
Random Persian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Greenpeace: I feel threatened
Random Greenpeace: SAVE THE WHALES
Greenpeace: I'm human!

 

[Swedishguy]

Random Austrian: You people make me sick.
Random American: LOLZ. That's unconstitutional.
Random Austrian: I don't care about your lawz! Just don't call me Australian.
Random American: Fat chance!
Random Austrian: Ach! You're making me angry!
Random American: Roflz, a propaganda war hero will help me!
Random Austrian: O rly?
Random American: Ya rly!
Random Austrian: Where the hell is he?
Random American: :twich: *dies because he has to take responsibility for his actions*

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

(Meanwhile...)
Random Persian: *is wandering in the middle of nowhere*

 

[Niladi]

Random Iranian: why do you and your people attack us?
American solider: hmm Good quiestion?
Random Iranian: What?? You don't now??
American solider: No??

 

[flyingchicken]

Random Persian: Skull of Genghis Khan for sale!
Random Tourist: I'll buy!
Random Persian: Dollar twenty-five please.
Random Tourist: ...Eh? Have anything else that's cheaper?
(Persian takes out smaller skull)
Random Persian: Here, skull of Genghis Khan, age 15.
Random Mongolian: WTH?
(all dance)

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Random Persian: I have discovered a new substance with most peculiar properties. I have named it al-kohl. *reaches for vial* Where the hell is it?!
Random Russian: In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you!!

 

[Swedishguy]

Random Russian: My country is called the Russian Federation, not the Soviet Union.
Random Soviet: In Soviet Russia, country names YOU!!

 

[greenpeace]

Random Swede: I like making passive-aggressive grammar corrections.
Random Persian: I can has all ur bas?
Random Swede: I can't give you a Bachelor of Agricultural Science degree, because I don't have one.

 

[philippe]

Random Swede: I like making passive-aggressive grammar corrections.
Random Persian: I can has all ur bas?
Random Swede: I can't give you a Bachelor of Agricultural Science degree, because I don't have one.

Random Russian: My country is called the Russian Federation, not the Soviet Union.
Random Soviet: In Soviet Russia, country names YOU!!

Random Persian: I have discovered a new substance with most peculiar properties. I have named it al-kohl. *reaches for vial* Where the hell is it?!
Random Russian: In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you!!

Random Persian: Skull of Genghis Khan for sale!
Random Tourist: I'll buy!
Random Persian: Dollar twenty-five please.
Random Tourist: ...Eh? Have anything else that's cheaper?
(Persian takes out smaller skull)
Random Persian: Here, skull of Genghis Khan, age 15.
Random Mongolian: WTH?
(all dance)

Random Iranian: why do you and your people attack us?
American solider: hmm Good quiestion?
Random Iranian: What?? You don't now??
American solider: No??

(Meanwhile...)
Random Persian: *is wandering in the middle of nowhere*

Random Austrian: You people make me sick.
Random American: LOLZ. That's unconstitutional.
Random Austrian: I don't care about your lawz! Just don't call me Australian.
Random American: Fat chance!
Random Austrian: Ach! You're making me angry!
Random American: Roflz, a propaganda war hero will help me! Random Austrian: O rly?
Random American: Ya rly!
Random Austrian: Where the hell is he?
Random American: *dies because he has to take responsibility for his actions*

Greenpeace: I feel threatened
Random Greenpeace: SAVE THE WHALES
Greenpeace: I'm human!

Random Swede: And what about global warming?
Random Persian sits and write on his to-do-list "Exterminate Greenpeace"
Random Persian: Er, what? Um, whatever that global warming is, I'm against.
Random Swede: Great, now all your fossile gas bussnies with foreigners has been deleted.
Random Persian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Random Bartender: So, who's paying?
Random Swede: *imitating Random Persian* I am.
Random Persian: I didn't say that!
Random Swede: Yes I did.
Random Persian: *beats Random Swede senseless*

Random Persian: We will nuke you!
Random American: Not if we invade you first!
Random Swede: We're doing what now?

Random American: Le Grille? What's that supposed to mean?!
Random French:

'Random' Persian: "Why do you hate me?"
Random Swede: "'Cuz you invented algebra!"

No, really.

Random Persian: Therefore, x + y = 4.
Random Swede: We don't need to contribute to mathematics! Burn in hell, infidel!

Random Swede: I'm an Iranian.
Random Persian: And I'm a Swede.
Random Iranian: And I'm confused.

*all dance*

Random Persian: Moo...
Random Swede: Wha?
Random Persia: What? Im in Sweden!

Random Persian: In Soviet Persia, In Allah we Trust!

swede: im gonna rip off your head and sh*t down your throat
random persian: ARGHHHH

* kudos to anyone that gets both references.

Random Persian: Rugs for sale!
Random Swede: Where to?
Random Persian: :suicide:
Random Swede:

Random Persian: OMGWTFBBQ
Random Swede: U is so ghey.
Random Moderator: omglolclosed
hooray internets.

random persian:
random swede: now run off and tell your mama....

Random Swede: Mmmh... d'ye care for some pork?
Random Persian: As long as it has been slaughtered proper!
Random Swede: Keep your pantsies on, Mary; it has been... whatever you said.
Random Persian: *eats*
Random Swede: You know what? I was just kidding. It's an ordinary piece of pork!
Random Persian: Argaah!
Random Swede: Man, I love myself.

Random Swede: I debate with myself all day!
Random Persian: I have that special feeling!
Random Moderator: You both suck.

random persian: epic movie is the greatest!
random swede: NOT!!!!!111
judge judy: case dismissed!

What is the difference between a random Persian and a random Swede ?
One is a carpet and the other is an unpleasant vegetable.

swede: i love the smell of Persian in the morning!
persian: i love you too, honey

Persian; i did not take my medication...MUST RESIST RIPPING OUT SOMEONES SPINE.........oh well ill do it anyway.
Swede: huh?*falls apart*

Random Swede: This thread is spam.

Random Iranian: No, it's not.

Swede: Yes, it is.

Iranian: No, it's not.

Swede: Yes, it is.

Iranian: No, it's not.

Swede: Yes, it is!

Iranian: No, it's not!

Swede: YES, IT IS!

Iranian: I love you!

Swede: YE-In Al-Lah we trust!

Iranian: Yes, we do!

Random Moderator: Closed!

Swede and Iranian: NO, DO NOT!

Random Persian: I'm afraid this isn't for real.
Random Swede: Are you kidding me?
Random Persian. No. If it was a joke I would say "What do you do with an elephant with three balls?"
Random Swede: Er, I don't know?
Random Persian: You pitch him to the rhino.

A cookie to whoever knows the reference.

Well, I've lived a full life...

Random Persian: "We need a name for our curling team."
Random Swede: "How about the Ice Slammers? Because you're Muslim..?"
Random Persian: "That is hilarious! No, wait... that is offensive! No... hilarious."

A cake to anybody who knows what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Random Swede gets killed by random Persian, because random Swede was gay.

Random Radio: War between Persia and Sweden!
Random Persian: By Allah! What are we going to do.
Random Swede: Let's not kill each other. We're civilians after all.
Random Persian: You're right.
*uneasy silence*
Random Swede: *wields sledgehammer* For the Fatherland!
Random Persian: *wields machete* Death to the Swedes!

Random Persian: Man, flyingchicken's custom user title is annoying.
Random Swede: Yeah, it is. Where's the 'dx'?
Random Persian: Unless, of course, he's not integrating with respect to x.
Random Swede: How random!

Oh good lord how did I miss that?!

*edits*

Random Persian: He was integrating with respect to dx!
Random Swede: How random!
Random Persian: ... No.
Random Swede: YES!!!

Random Persian: "Somebody keeps posting stupid stuff about me on the Internet. Now I'm the laughingstock of the community. When I get my hands on whoever did it..."

Random Swede: "You found my thread!"

Random Number Generator: 12, 23, 12, 12, 12
Random Persian: You fail!
Random Swede: Sweden is great, Sweden is great, Sweden is great
Random Persian: You fail! And I fail!

The Ultimate thread is here! Share your greatest Random Persian Quotes! They don't need to have anything realistic about them. Preferably say something about swedes, too!

Here is a good example of a Random Persian Quote:
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=5239588&postcount=321

Don't do like this if it isn't Absolutely Necessary!
http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=5245513&postcount=329

Persian: Monkey on a tripwire with extra sauce!
Swede: Wow. That's one random Persian.

Dude, seriously, what is it with you and persians?

Youre one funny guy.

Random Persian: Dang, I didn't take my medication!
Swede: Me neither!
*wrestles*

I don't get it.

Me neither!
*wrestles*

Random Persian: So you have hidden easterbunny eggs?
Swede: Uh, yeah...
Random Persian: Cool! I'll go look for them!
*Random Persian runs to the meadow*
Swede: Hey! They ain't in the meadow!
*Random Persian runs to the grill*
Swede: They ain't in the the grill neither...
*Random Persian runs to the Random Persian Quotes thread*
Random Persian: Hey! We're quoted!

Random Persian: Hahaha... they will never find out that WE are behind the CFC/'Poly merger! No-one suspects the random Persians!

Random Swedish teacher: You can go home now - it's Persian day!
Random Swedish guy: FTW?!?
Random Persians:

Random Swede: Hey, I'm bouncing without investing energy, thus my bounces successively decrease in height due to friction!

Random Persian: The laws of thermodynamics descend upon you!

Random Persian: How come I don't have a name?
Random Swede: Because these quotes make no sense!

Random Persian: But what if I had a name?
Random Swede: When they would not be random, and that defies the purpose!
Random Persian: It ain't fair.

Random Persian: You cannot be buried in obscurity: you are exposed upon a grand theater to the view of the world. If your actions are upright and benevolent, be assured they will augment your power and happiness.

Random Swede: THIS IS SPARTA! *kick to the chest*
Random Persian: That isn't funny.

Random Persian: THIS IS QUOTED! *kick to the spine*

Random Swede: Why does everyone say that your quote doesn't make sense?
Random Persian:
Random Swede: Oh, that's the reason.

Random Swede: I think this is all beside the point...
Random Persian: Fool! You will all come to know and fear my name!

Perfection: I love programming in assembly
Random Persian: Me too
Random Arab: You guys are $%@&ing nuts.

Random Swede: I'm stupid.
Random Persian: So am I.
Random Arab: Yet nothing constructive in these quotes...

Random Persian: I love the Swedish winter.
Random Swedish guy: Don't eat the yellow snow.
Random Persian: What?!?
Random Swedish guy:
Random Persian:

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Spoiler :

 

[philippe]

 

[flyingchicken]

STOP THAT -- This thread is getting very silly.

Non sequitur (humor).

RETARDS -- We all know one.

STOP THAT -- This thread is getting very silly.

Non sequitur (humor).

RETARDS -- We all know one.

STOP THAT -- This thread is getting very silly.

Non sequitur (humor).

RETARDS -- We all know one.

Random Narrator: And so on!
Random Persian: Paradoxical!
Random Swede: Oxymoronic!
Random Persian: How random!
*all dance*