Random Rants XII: You Can Take My Life, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY BUS SEAT!

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You get so close to somebody and you have such a profound attachment and connection with them that it creates this respect between yourselves, and not your bodies(bodies just being a casing for the brain, for example, if I put my brain in your body, Im still ME, just in your body) and touching would negate the feelings we have for each other, in a sense admitting that were still so savage and primitive that we have to make physical contact, casting away that purely emotional bond.

So, you have an old-fashioned platonic relationship with her? Everybody on it's own, buddy, but I couldn't stand that kind of a friendship very long as far as I know myself. ;)
 
I'm not trying to be rude and distasteful over here, but you would never sleep with her, even though she's very pretty?...huh, that doesn't make any sense. :confused:

And this is why I have this view, the whole primal mentality that sex actually means anything in the long run, being a couple and caring about somebody is exclusive from shacking up to me.



@Mowque:She said something to the equivalent of "thats beautiful"
 
And this is why I have this view, the whole primal mentality that sex actually means anything in the long run, being a couple and caring about somebody is exclusive from shacking up to me.
I'm starting to understand your point of view, but still, I consider something like that very...unusual at least. If she can handle it though, you should be fine after all.
 
About my crush's boyfriend BEING A GODDAMN NANCY BOY.

My God. He sounds like his balls haven't even friggin' dropped yet. He dresses girly as well. How he's friends with a wanksta is beyond me. Either my crush has poor taste in boys, has a fetish for 16-year-olds who haven't gone through puberty, or accepted a bribe.
 
I'm starting to understand your point of view, but still, I consider something like that very...unusual at least. If she can handle it though, you should be fine after all.

Oh its easy enough to do, you just dont touch eachother period except when necessary and simple stuff is fine to.
 
About my crush's boyfriend BEING A GODDAMN NANCY BOY.

My God. He sounds like his balls haven't even friggin' dropped yet. He dresses girly as well. How he's friends with a wanksta is beyond me. Either my crush has poor taste in boys, has a fetish for 16-year-olds who haven't gone through puberty, or accepted a bribe.

Im not saying this to piss you off, but you seem to be painted a mad crazy shade of green.
 
Im not saying this to piss you off, but you seem to be painted a mad crazy shade of green.

Why would I envy a guy who has the voice of a goddamn sixth grader?

The first Facebook status I saw from her:

"I will never love anyone as much as I loved you, you will always be in my heart and not a day goes by that I don't think of you."

SHOOT ME WITH A GODDAMN MINIGUN. SHOOT ME NOW.

EDIT: 2,000th post.
 
Why would I envy a guy who has the voice of a goddamn sixth grader?

Cause your obsessing...i mean its ok/ natural..but regard it for what it is. We have all (vast majority anyway) have been there.
 
this thread>bigfoots
why? because it has my title.
 
Why would I envy a guy who has the voice of a goddamn sixth grader?
Try having the voice of a really old guy like me! :)
The first Facebook status I saw from her:

"I will never love anyone as much as I loved you, you will always be in my heart and not a day goes by that I don't think of you."
My friend's facebook status says "I'm also doin the stanky leg."
 
This thread is but a mere pretender to the throne of random rants. I cannot support anything glorifying teenage angsty whining.
 
i fourth the ecofarm rant, long live ecofarm.
 
i hate Beyonce's song, "single ladies(put a ring on it)" . seriously, why is crap like that allowed to be called music? i absolutely hate that song.
 
This thread is but a mere pretender to the throne of random rants. I cannot support anything glorifying teenage angsty whining.

This is not a pretender. This is legitimate, for it has The Holy 1000th Post.

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And it cannot be taken from me, for I have KittyGuard.
 
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