Pre-turn: Let's look at the stats. Both Romes are out. Visigoths are dead. Huns are next worst off with 4 cities down. We're at 25275, need another 10000. Yeep.
Finishing up 484- move the SoD to attack Varna. Kill a Warlord in the open.
IBT: Warlord comes and kills one of our HC. Hun HC(!) shows up and attacks our HC stack outside of Dobrich, but gets killed. Vandals and Celts MA against Ostrogoths. Anglos and Franks hit the road away from us. (Yay!)
486 AD (1): Caesarea Spearmen->HC. Babylon Military Academy -> HC (I don't think we'll have time for Justinian's Leadership.) Arbela HC->HC. Spasinu HC->HC. Ecbatana HC-> HC. Peshawat HC-> HC.
Attack on Dobrich:
HC vs. Hun HC: lose 1 to warlord bomb, 1 to HC, kill enemy.
2/4 HC vs. Hun spear: flawless victory.
1/4 HC vs. 2/3 Hun Warlord: flawless victory, Dobrich razed, Ostro stack noticed. That explains the wounded Warlord.
Huns have 5 cities dead.
Attack on Varna:
HC Army vs. Hun HC: lose 1, kill it.
HC Army vs. Hun Spear: lose 4, kill it.
Vet HC vs. Hun Spear: flawless victory.
Vet HC vs. Hun Spear: lose 2, kill spear, raze city.
6 down.
3/5 Elite HC vs. Hun Warlord: flawless victory, no fish.
Vet HC vs. Hun Warlord: lose 1, win.
Vet HC vs. Hun Warlord: Lose 2, win.
Whip a spear in Istanbul. (Not Constantinople? Eh, nobody's business but the Turks.) Send the 6 defenders up to get near the OStrogoths.
VP: 26685.
IBT: Lose 3 HC to Hun counter-attacks.
488 AD (2): Alexandria Migrant-> HC. Ctesiphon HC -> HC. Singara HC -> HC. Susa HC-> HC. Gordium HC->HC. Istanbul Spearman->Spearman.
Huns are building Justinian's Leadership. Doubt they'll finish it.
Vet HC loses to Hun Warlord.
Elite HC loses to Hun Warlord.
Our army has to kill 3 Hun Warlords for some time to rest.
Vet HC kills Hun HC after losing 3 hp.
IBT: Contemplate spilling my Diet Coke all over myself so that I have an excuse for not watching the hideous counterattacks that kill 3 HC and our army.
490 AD (3) Massive losses cause recruiting to drop to an all-time low: no HCs.
We have 27735 VP; Huns still at 6 down.
Vet HC kills Hun HC, promotes.
Vet HC kills Hun spear flawlessly.
IBT: Lose 3 HC- including an Elite- to Hun counterattacks.
492 AD (4) Nehavend HC-> HC.
VP: 28175. Huns down 6 still.
Vet HC kills Hun HC.
Vet HC dies attacking Vet HC in Rousse.
Vet HC kills Spear in Rousse.
Elite HC kills Warlord, generates Bahram the leader.
IBT: Hun counter kills HC. Lots of Franks moving around.
494 AD (5), or, as we like to call it, "Mr. War Year."
Carthage Spear -> HC. Babylon HC-> HC. Ecbatan HC-> HC. Perseopolis HC->HC. Bactra HC->HC. Sardis HC->HC.
Bahram forms army.
Vet HC attacks Vet HC in Rousse, loses 1, wins.
3/4 HC attacks Spear in Rousse, loses 1, wins.
VP: 28775. Huns at 6.
HC decide Ostros are in the way of our advance on the Huns.
Declare War on Ostrogoths.
HC vs, Galtis Spear- lose 1, promote.
HC vs. Galtis spear- flawless victory.
HC vs. Galtis spear- flawless victory.
HC vs. Galtis spear- lose 2, win.
HC vs. Galtis marauder- flawless win, raze city.
HC vs. Ostro spear- flawless win.
Decide Franks are just annoying.
Declare War on the Franks.
Elite HC vs. Frank Warlord- lose 3, win.
Elite HC vs. Frank spear in Ataulfhulundi- flawless victory.
Elite HC vs. Frank spear, flawless victory, razes Ata before I have to spell it again.
Vet HC vs. Ostro spear- flawless victory.
Vet HC vs. Ostro spear- lose 1, win.
Now up to 29245 VP.
IBT: Lose 3 HC, including one guarding Veii.
496 (6): Ctesiphon HC-> HC. Singara HC-> HC. Arbela HC-> HC. Susa HC-> HC.
VP: 29660.
HC attacks Ostro Spear in Bauduelabargs, flawless victory, promotes.
Elite HC kills Hun Warlord, spawns General.
Other Army kills 2 Hun Warlords.
Elite HC loses 1, kills Frank Pillager.
Elite HC flawlessly kills Frank Pillager, takes Veii back.
Elite HC loses 2, kills Frank Warlord in Amiens.
Vet HC flawlessly kills Frank Spear in Amiens.
Vet HC loses 1, kills Frank Spear and destroys Amiens.
Elite HC flawlessly kills Frank Warlord.
VP: 30260.
IBT: Lose 3 HC and Veii VP to counterattacks. Vandals and Franks MA against us.
498 (7): Sapsinu HC-> HC. Peshawar HC-> HC. Gordium HC-> HC. Sidon HC-> HC.
VP: 30605.
Vet cav loses 3, kills Ostro Spear, destroys Baudelabaurgs.
2/4 Vet HC dies against Ostro marauder.
Vet HC loses 2, kills Ostro HC.
Vet HC loses 1, kills Ostro Marauder.
Elite HC loses 4, kills Ostro spear in Veduchabaurg.
Vet HC loses 1, kills Ostro spear in.. same place.
3/4 Vet HC flawless kills Ostro spear there, too.
Elite HC attacks Frank spear in Oestergarn, loses 2, wins,
sparks leader. Oestergarn is then kept, if only to build an immdieate army inside.
Elite HC loses 2, kills Frank Marauder.
Vet HC loses 1, kills Frank Marauder, promotes.
Vet Hc loses 2, kills Frank Pillager.
Vet HC loses 3, kills Frank Warlord, promotes.
Vet HC loses 1, kills Franks Marauder.
Vet HC kills Frank Pillager.
Vet HC loses to Hun HC.
Army kills Hun Warlord, Maraduer, returns to Silven to rest.
VP: 31285.
IBT: Lose 1 HC in counter.
500 AD (8): Silven Spearmen->Spearmen.
VP: 31640.
Vet HC kills Ostro HC flawlessly.
Vet HC (3/4) kills Ostro HC flawlessly.
Vet HC dies to Ostro HC.
Vet HC (2/4) kills Ostro HC flawlessly.
Elite HC (3/5) kills Frank Marauder flawlessly.
Elite HC (4/5) kills Frank Marauder flawlessly.
Vet HC kills Frank Pillager flawlessly, promotes.
Elite HC (2/5) loses 1, kills Frank Pillager, takes back Veii VP.
Army out of Oestergarn kills Frank Marauder.
VP: 31890.
IBT: I cannot believe my eyes. Two Ostro HCs have died in attacking our HCs- one of those attacks was against an HC that had 1 hp left. Then two Ostro galleys destroyed themselves attacking our Regular Galley sitting outside of Istanbul.

RNG, I kiss you.
Vandals and Anglo-Saxons declare war on us, but only after the A-S have moved and can't attack us.
502 (9): Antioch Migrant-> HC. Bab HC->HC.
VP: 32400.
Elite HC loses 1, kills Ostro Spear in Veduchaum.
Elite HC flawlessly kills Ostro Spear in Kaldshulunid.
Elite HC loses 2, kills Hun Warlord.
Army loses 1, kills Hun Warlord.
Army loses 5(!), kills Hun Warlord.
2nd Army loses 3, kills Hun Warlord.
2nd Army loses 2, kills Hun Warlord.
HC loses 2, kills Hun Warlord.
Vet HC loses 1, kills Hun HC.
Elite HC attacks Frank Spear, flawless victory.
Vet HC attacks Frank Maradaur, loses 2, wins.
VP: 32960.
IBT: Lose 3 HC, and the 2nd Army. Kill 2 Ostro HC (again!) and 1 Frank Warlord. Celts declare war on us.
502 AD (10): VP: 33415.
3rd army loses 2, kills Anglo Warlord.
3rd army loses 3 against ANglo Warlord, retreats. Decide to abandon Oestergarn for the Anglos to have.
Vet HC loses 3, kills Ostro Warlord.
Vet HC loses 3, retreats from Ostro Spear. RNG is back in the 'hate' column, apparently.
Vet HC flawlessly kills Ostro Spear.
Vet HC loses 1, kills Ostro HC.
Vet HC loses 2, kills Ostro HC.
Elite HC loses 1, kills Ostro spear in Kaldshullunid.
Elite HC flawlessly kills Hun HC.
Army loses 1, kills Hun Warlord.
Elite HC loses 1, kills Frank Warlord.
Elite HC loses 3, retreats from Frank Warlord in Besancon.
Vet Cav loses 2, kills Frank Spearman in Besancon.
Elite HC loses 1, kills Frank Spearman in Besancon.
Okay, that's it for me. Due to some poor rolls and a massive resurgence by the Huns (Warlords and HC galore!), I have managed to eliminate no further civs. However, by beating on enemy armies, I've upped our total score to: 33945.
Okay, I'm passing this on to Deceased Horse. Chances are, we'll win in two turns so long as we keep beating on the units the barbs throw at us. Even if we don't, we'll likely win in five turns just from VP locations.
Finish them!