Relgious Workout Videos

Do you think this would sell?

  • yes

    Votes: 17 63.0%

  • no

    Votes: 10 37.0%
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America is a very religious country. We have everything from religious PC games to Jesus towels. Americans are also pretty damn fat. And sometimes celebrities just don't have the power to convince some people to exercise; a power that perhaps GOD possess.
Do you believe a video that incorporates a healthy workout into bible learning will be successful?
Any suggestions for possible workout topics with biblical allusion?
Any suggestion or help with artwork?
 

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Squeeze your muscles for Jesus... :lol:

"And so, Jesus turned to Paul and said...'Turn and flex and shape and crouch...turn and flex and shape and crouch...'"

I think it'll sell among the population, but you'd better sell quickly before Justice Sunday III burns down the studio.
 
The Last Conformist said:
The point of workout videos is bouncing breasts. I don't think that would sell too well with the more religious segment of the population.
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There's always Mary...:mischief:
 
Ouch, that's gotta hurt: Pontius has a dagger sticking out of his thigh :)

@TLC: maybe it would sell, if the more religious segment was told that the point of workout videos is bouncing breasts. Atleast the teenage boys would get into the excercise spree. :thumbsup:
 
stratego said:
America is a very religious country. We have everything from religious PC games to Jesus towels. Americans are also pretty damn fat. And sometimes celebrities just don't have the power to convince some people to exercise; a power that perhaps GOD possess.
Do you believe a video that incorporates a healthy workout into bible learning will be successful?
Any suggestions for possible workout topics with biblical allusion?
Any suggestion or help with artwork?
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I dunno man. What workout would Jesus do?
 
Sure, it wil sell iff in USA. (But never in Russia.) Some church officials in America will go mad angry.
 
Jesus isn't usually portrayed as being much into excersise. Usually he's depicted as just "hanging around".
 
Narz said:
"hanging around".
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:lol:

EDIT: I think this is the kind of thing Stratego was after....

 
Jesus was heavily into Track & Field in Highschool, according to one of the recently deciphered Dead Sea Scrolls.
 
Bozo Erectus said:
Jesus was heavily into Track & Field in Highschool, according to one of the recently deciphered Dead Sea Scrolls.
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Yeah it's a real shame that Walking on Water Event got dropped from the Olympics. Jesus had that one 'nailed'.
 
jesus really did not need to exercise, because he walked everywhere. He did not need to take the bus to get everywhere. Plus being a Carpenter by trade, that would have required a lot of heavy lifting. Thus an exercise regime by Jesus is not needed becaus daily life was enough of a workout for most people back then. You could also try being one of the twelve disciples that were fishermen, now that is a work out all in itself.

You will be surprised at how many religious cookbooks there are out there.
 
I've tried to come up with some offerings for video sleeve designs but they have all come out really offensive. Sorry. :blush:
 
I thought religion and the human body were incompatible? :hmm:
 
OK - here is an offering. PLEASE BE WARNED!!! This might be a bit offensive for Christians. I was raised as a Catholic, so please don't see it as a non-Christian poking fun. I'm just trying to kick start what could be a very funny image editing joke thread.
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