Almightyjosh
Governor in Waiting
Ctizens of Fanatika,
It is with deepest regret that I tender this, my resignation from the post of Governor of Bohemia. You know well how much I love this humble province and how I would never dream of giving away Governorship exept in circumstances most dire. Events most unexpected have forced themselves upon me and I am now no longer going to be able to perform my duties for the remainder of this term, nor run for the office next term. But know this, I resign not in spite nor hatred and go with no ill will; rather it is for love of my homeland and a wish to see her justly governed that I must withdraw claim to her leadership. I will return when I am able, not to the silver trumpets of a Governor's parade, but as a humble citizen; though in truth even the lowliest of Fanatikans must count themselves amount the great people of this world.
To break from poetic farewells a moment and beg a few things. Please do not let the proposals I have championed fall by the wayside, especially the PR department and the Depudy Governorship (oh the bittersweet irony).
In closing, adu good fellows, I'll see you on some sunny morrow.
*breaks into song 'Don't cry for me Bohemia'*
It is with deepest regret that I tender this, my resignation from the post of Governor of Bohemia. You know well how much I love this humble province and how I would never dream of giving away Governorship exept in circumstances most dire. Events most unexpected have forced themselves upon me and I am now no longer going to be able to perform my duties for the remainder of this term, nor run for the office next term. But know this, I resign not in spite nor hatred and go with no ill will; rather it is for love of my homeland and a wish to see her justly governed that I must withdraw claim to her leadership. I will return when I am able, not to the silver trumpets of a Governor's parade, but as a humble citizen; though in truth even the lowliest of Fanatikans must count themselves amount the great people of this world.
To break from poetic farewells a moment and beg a few things. Please do not let the proposals I have championed fall by the wayside, especially the PR department and the Depudy Governorship (oh the bittersweet irony).
In closing, adu good fellows, I'll see you on some sunny morrow.
*breaks into song 'Don't cry for me Bohemia'*