DiamondzAndGunz
Lurking
@ Perfection: 

Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz
Late afternoons I often bathe.
I'll soak in water piping hot.
My essence goes through my see through clothes.
Used up am I; I've gone to pot.
What am I?
Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz
Late afternoons I often bathe.
I'll soak in water piping hot.
My essence goes through my see through clothes.
Used up am I; I've gone to pot.
What am I?
Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz
It has no top or bottom but it can hold flesh, bones and blood all at the same time.
What is it?
Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz
@ Gerrard: Eh. Nah. Methinks that a dictionary can have a top and/or bottom.![]()
Originally posted by GerrardCapashen
Tea. I'm sure this time.
Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz
Chuck, a bestselling author of romantic fiction, had suspected for some time that his wife Eva was unfaithful, though he had no proof. One afternoon, while Chuck was working on his latest bodice-ripper, Eva mentioned that she intended to go to the movies and would be out for a few hours. As Eva went to the door, Chuck looked at her pensively, then resumed his work. Three hours later, Eva returned, took her coat off and asked Chuck weather he wanted some coffee. When she returned from the kitchen, Chuck asked her to sit down as he wanted to talk to her.
"Eva," he said, "I want a divorce."
Can you figure out how he knew?
Originally posted by Bose
Here's one, oldie but a goodie: How many inch long matches does it take to complete a 5 inch long match bridge?
How did you come to that figure Gerrard?Originally posted by GerrardCapashen
Thirty-eight.
Chuck, a bestselling author of romantic fiction, had suspected for some time that his wife Eva was unfaithful, though he had no proof. One afternoon, while Chuck was working on his latest bodice-ripper, Eva mentioned that she intended to go to the movies and would be out for a few hours. As Eva went to the door, Chuck looked at her pensively, then resumed his work. Three hours later, Eva returned, took her coat off and asked Chuck weather he wanted some coffee. When she returned from the kitchen, Chuck asked her to sit down as he wanted to talk to her.
"Eva," he said, "I want a divorce."
Can you figure out how he knew?