DiamondzAndGunz
Lurking
Yesiree. 
Riddles II
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Bose
Antipodean
I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit.
I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown.
What am I?
I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown.
What am I?
DiamondzAndGunz
Lurking
Ahh, that ones easy. Eyelashes.
D&G shame on you!!
DiamondzAndGunz
Lurking
@ Rout: Yes indeedy, on the first
You're the one with the dirty mind... you know that's not what I meant... 
You're the one with the dirty mind... you know that's not what I meant...
Bose
Antipodean
Rhubarb? (thanx Sara!)
DiamondzAndGunz
Lurking
Yep!
Vraslosken
Warlord
rout: How many legs you've got for example. Works with arms, eyes etc. Works also with inner organs like kidneys.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Sure, number of feet
widdowmaker
Maker of Widdows
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Chuck, a bestselling author of romantic fiction, had suspected for some time that his wife Eva was unfaithful, though he had no proof. One afternoon, while Chuck was working on his latest bodice-ripper, Eva mentioned that she intended to go to the movies and would be out for a few hours. As Eva went to the door, Chuck looked at her pensively, then resumed his work. Three hours later, Eva returned, took her coat off and asked Chuck weather he wanted some coffee. When she returned from the kitchen, Chuck asked her to sit down as he wanted to talk to her.
Eva, he said, I want a divorce.
Can you figure out how he knew? Yesterdays Answer:
On Evas way out, Chuck had noticed a run in her stocking. When she went to the kitchen for coffee, he noticed that the run was on her right leg.
Refer to this site http://www.wcity.net/ValleyBits/editions/12-24.html
EDIT: I dont know if it was answered already. Not gonna read 9 pages.
Google. The answer to all things. NEXT!
Eva, he said, I want a divorce.
Can you figure out how he knew? Yesterdays Answer:
On Evas way out, Chuck had noticed a run in her stocking. When she went to the kitchen for coffee, he noticed that the run was on her right leg.
Refer to this site http://www.wcity.net/ValleyBits/editions/12-24.html
EDIT: I dont know if it was answered already. Not gonna read 9 pages.
Google. The answer to all things. NEXT!
widdowmaker
Maker of Widdows
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A little pool with two layers of wall around it.
One white and soft and the other dark and hard, amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass.
What am I?
A: A lake. The soft white i the sand. The hard is the bedrock. And it is a pool.
It has no top or bottom but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time. What is this object?
A: A ring http://users.erols.com/interlac/riddles.htm #12
One white and soft and the other dark and hard, amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass.
What am I?
A: A lake. The soft white i the sand. The hard is the bedrock. And it is a pool.
It has no top or bottom but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time. What is this object?
A: A ring http://users.erols.com/interlac/riddles.htm #12
Japanrocks12
tired of being a man
Chuck, a bestselling author of romantic fiction, had suspected for some time that his wife Eva was unfaithful, though he had no proof. One afternoon, while Chuck was working on his latest bodice-ripper, Eva mentioned that she intended to go to the movies and would be out for a few hours. As Eva went to the door, Chuck looked at her pensively, then resumed his work. Three hours later, Eva returned, took her coat off and asked Chuck weather he wanted some coffee. When she returned from the kitchen, Chuck asked her to sit down as he wanted to talk to her.
"Eva," he said, "I want a divorce."
Can you figure out how he knew?
i got it,!!!! Eva is a hooker. when she was doing this guy, he felt so excited, that he gave her a new coat, the very one she took off
"Eva," he said, "I want a divorce."
Can you figure out how he knew?
i got it,!!!! Eva is a hooker. when she was doing this guy, he felt so excited, that he gave her a new coat, the very one she took off
Bose
Antipodean
This one gave us a lot of interesting answers a month or so ago!
She had a run in the left leg of her stockings when she left, and when she came back it was in the right leg.
I can't be bothered going through all the past pages to see what's been used already either...
@widdowmaker: please don't post links to where a riddle came from. I'm not the riddle-thread police or anything, it just clearly shows that you googled it and gave it no thought whatsoever, which isn't really the point... we want to think about riddles, not see who is the quickest internet searcher.
She had a run in the left leg of her stockings when she left, and when she came back it was in the right leg.
I can't be bothered going through all the past pages to see what's been used already either...
@widdowmaker: please don't post links to where a riddle came from. I'm not the riddle-thread police or anything, it just clearly shows that you googled it and gave it no thought whatsoever, which isn't really the point... we want to think about riddles, not see who is the quickest internet searcher.
GerrardCapashen
Benalish Master-at-Arms
If you're going to post answers to questions that were answered a long time ago, at least get the right answer. You used the internet and still came up with the wrong answer. I know because I was the one who originally got the answer to this riddle without searching the internet and the correct answer is a coconut, not a lake.
Fr8monkey
Deity
Who is burried in Grant's tomb? (Hint: it's not Grant!)
Bose
Antipodean
Grant's body?
holy king
Deity
noone, grant isnt dead yet?
the burned corpse of someone else because grant simulated his death to get the money from the insurance company because he lost his job on the offshore platform and his wife is unable to work since that terrible accident with that genetic changed elephant, and well, somehow he has to feed his 5 children now, you understand?
the burned corpse of someone else because grant simulated his death to get the money from the insurance company because he lost his job on the offshore platform and his wife is unable to work since that terrible accident with that genetic changed elephant, and well, somehow he has to feed his 5 children now, you understand?
Fr8monkey
Deity
Nope. Your putting too much into it.
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