Riddles

[CrackedCrystal]

Well, number 3 was wine, but grape is close enough.



I am too tired to think about the ones you posted. I will in the morning.

 

[K-Man]

@ D&G:

1. A Rainbow
2. The mirror reflects the truth???
3. Your shadow???

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

@ K-Man: on 1 and 3. Two is ehhh, not quite right.

 

[TNG]

*Bump* Let's keep this going people!!

 

[Turner]

What's Black and White and Red all over?

 

[WillJ]

Originally posted by Turner_727
What's Black and White and Red all over?

Well, since you said "red" instead of "read," I guess a cow that's just been brutally slaughtered would work.

 

[Turner]

@WillJ: Nope. . .along those lines tho. (Hmm. . why do I feel like D&G Right now? )

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

Originally posted by Turner_727
(Hmm. . why do I feel like D&G Right now? )

Are you mocking me? Cuz if you are...! :saiyan:
Besides, how do you know how I feel?

Anyway, how about a, oh, say, penguin that got hit by a truck/train/etc.?

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

Or perhaps a paperboy that got hit by a car

Ya know, his papers are black and white, and he is red all over

 

[CrackedCrystal]

Originally posted by Turner_727
What's Black and White and Red all over?

I posted this awhile back. Its not very good for a BBS because it is ment to be spoken.

A newspaper is "read" all over.

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

Originally posted by CrackedCrystal


I posted this awhile back. Its not very good for a BBS because it is ment to be spoken.

A newspaper is "read" all over.

he clearly said "red" not "read" .

Yes, I know you posted that one, so I figured it wouldn't be posted again; perhaps he meant "red" not "read."

Besides, he already said it was "along those lines."

 

[Turner]

Since it could be anything. . . How about a penguin and a grenade? Or a shotgun. . .or a nun and a pipe bomb. . .the list is endless. . .

Ya know, his papers are black and white, and he is red all over

Twisted and demented. . . .I like it.

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

Originally posted by Turner_727
or a nun and a pipe bomb

Twisted and demented. . . .I like it.

That's what I was going for

 

[Turner]

At first I was thinking red from embarassment. . .but then I realized what you meant. . . Hey. . .I've been up too long. . . sick kids. . .(Really! Haven't played very much Civ lately. . . (Which is funny, because when I do play, my first monarch game, I'm actually winning(Damn. . . I like parenthesis, don't I? ( ))))

 

[Rout]

A man is travelling towards the middle of a field.
He is perfectly healthy, no-one is around to kill him, and it is a perfectly ordinary field, yet he knows when he gets there he will die.
Why? Eh EH EH EH?

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

@ Rout:
Damnit, damnit, damnit I know this one! argh!

While walking down the street I met a man. He tipped his hat and drew his cane and in this riddle I told his name. What is the mans name?

A man walks into a his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader.
How did he do this?

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?

I have two rings. I move by request.
If the mixture is not right, I just sit at rest.
What am I?

I have a light side and a dark side, and I hold the universe together.
What am I?

 

[DaveMcW]

1. He

2. The man shot his reflection in the mirror

3. Falling backwards into the boat would hurt

4. A mixer

5. Duct tape

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

Nope for 1
on 2
Close on #3- falling forwards into the boat would hurt was what i was looking for.
Nope for 4
on 5

 

[GerrardCapashen]

#1 Anddrew or Andrew, depending on how strictly you want to go by the spelling of the typed riddle.

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

Yup, Andrew is correct.