DiamondzAndGunz
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@ turner: A pearl?
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ARRRRGGGHHHH!
That's it. . . I'm going to bed!
That's it. . . I'm going to bed!
K-Man
Warlord
@Turner:
A virus/disease? (don't know how that applies to the "call me dear" part)
Edit: Never mind, saw answer above.
A virus/disease? (don't know how that applies to the "call me dear" part)
Edit: Never mind, saw answer above.
DiamondzAndGunz
Lurking
Couple more, and then I'm done as well.
I'll lap at your feet if you give me the chance, though I won't fetch or stay, I surely will dance.
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I'm dead.
My tympani play a rhythmic song,
With hammer and anvil I play along.
Down my canal no ship sets course,
And I have a stirrup that fits no horse.
I'll lap at your feet if you give me the chance, though I won't fetch or stay, I surely will dance.
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I'm dead.
My tympani play a rhythmic song,
With hammer and anvil I play along.
Down my canal no ship sets course,
And I have a stirrup that fits no horse.
Third one's an ear. Second one is an onion, the first one is a river?
K-Man
Warlord
@ D&G
1. Waves?
2. Lettuce
3. Your Ear
1. Waves?
2. Lettuce
3. Your Ear
DiamondzAndGunz
Lurking
@ Turner: 
on 2 n 3.
@ K-Man: on 3.
on 2 n 3.@ K-Man:
on 3.K-Man
Warlord
Duh, of course it's an onion...should have thought about that for a couple more seconds.
You're sure it isn't a wave (or perhaps the ocean, or some other body of water that laps at your feet?) Or maybe it is just a dog that doesn't like to fetch or stay...(just kidding on that last one)
You're sure it isn't a wave (or perhaps the ocean, or some other body of water that laps at your feet?) Or maybe it is just a dog that doesn't like to fetch or stay...(just kidding on that last one)
KingWilly
Melbournite
Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz
Wow, page 23! Since when did this thread become so popular?
There are seven flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy?
The one on the horse?
Perfection
The Great Head.
Of course a HORSEfly!
DiamondzAndGunz
Lurking
@ K-Man: I doubt waves dance... 
@ KingWilly: Hmm, now where you gonna find a horse that small?
@ Perfection: That might work with KingWilly's answer... but no. It's not the answer...
@ KingWilly: Hmm, now where you gonna find a horse that small?
@ Perfection: That might work with KingWilly's answer... but no. It's not the answer...
K-Man
Warlord
I heard a bad joke a while back, about flies, and which one was a cowboy, and I think the punch line was something in the way of "The one that is wearing Cowboy Boots!" (Keep in mind, it was a pretty dumb joke).
Please tell me this isn't the answer to this riddle.
Please tell me this isn't the answer to this riddle.
DiamondzAndGunz
Lurking
@ K-Man: Yup, you got it! No, just kidding... Sorry.
K-Man
Warlord
D&G:
Nothing to appologize about, I'm actually quite relieved that it is not the answer.
It would be a definite decline in the quality of the riddles being posted here if that was the answer to your riddle
Nothing to appologize about, I'm actually quite relieved that it is not the answer.
It would be a definite decline in the quality of the riddles being posted here if that was the answer to your riddle
Yeah. . . it's probably the one wearing the cowboy hat. . . .
DiamondzAndGunz
Lurking
@ Turner: Duh. Everyone knows flies don't wear boots! Well, no, they don't wear hats either... nor ride horses.. Man, you guys are gonna hate the answer to this one, most likely. What you'll hate even more, though, is the answer to the train riddle... So simple, yet it has stumped you all thusfar.
@ K-Man: Yeah, it would be pretty bad... But I'm here to supply you with only the best quality riddles! 
@ K-Man: Yeah, it would be pretty bad... But I'm here to supply you with only the best quality riddles!
K-Man
Warlord
@D&G:
With regards to the "lap at your feet" one, is it a campfire? (People putting their feet up around the fire?)
With regards to the "lap at your feet" one, is it a campfire? (People putting their feet up around the fire?)
Oh god. . . .
The one on the range.
The one on the range.
K-Man
Warlord
Oh God is right.....
About those "best quality riddles"...
Although, it did cause a brief chuckle as I thought about the answer, then I promptly returned to my disgrutled look of not having thought of it myself!
About those "best quality riddles"...
Although, it did cause a brief chuckle as I thought about the answer, then I promptly returned to my disgrutled look of not having thought of it myself!
I dunno. . . I'm still working on the train one. Right now my thought is that it's an elevated track, and there's a train on top and another train hanging below. They would be on the same track, but not collide. . .
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