Rise of Zimbabwe - an EU2 AAR

AlexRomaniaGrig

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I searched all over the internet which country hasn`t been played in AARs. The first one I saw was Zimbabwe. Since I was a bit experienced with their neighbours, the Zulu, I though it would be easy.... but it wasn`t.....
Game stats:
difficulty : very easy /coward
forced annexation: on
fog of war: off
game speed: fast
eu2 version: 1.09

Zimbabwe.
Country stats:
5 provinces
Neighbours : Zulu
Armies: 1000 men led by monarch Nyatsimha (3,2,3,0)
small amount of money
every technology at level 0

Nyatsimha isn`t a sooooo good leader, but at least it`s better than the others. Quickly, 4000 reinforcements are recruited from Zimbabwe. Knowing from other games that the Zulus are just under me, I send my monarch to explore. He discovers the province of Natal and the country of Zulu.
Before I do something else, I recruit the maximum amount of men from every province, 6000 from Zimbabwe, 3000 from Rowzi, 4000 from Sofala and 1000 from Chibuene. The other one is too poor.
When the men are ready, I recruit another 1000 from Chibuene and declare war.
The stability hit quickly dissapears. The stability cost is pretty low, I get back to +3 in less than a year.
Back to the war, Zulu doesn`t build any armies, so I take my chance, Nyatsimha and 11000 men are going straight for the capital, while 7000 men are waiting for some reinforcements in Chibuene. When the reinforcements are ready, I send them, while recruiting another 4000 men from Zimbabwe, 2000 from Sofala and 1000 from Chibuene. I also moved the Treasury slider to the max, for extra money.
The assault was long, and many men were lost. Only 7000 men remained of the once 21000. The siege took 5 years. That`s why I needed more technology.
After I annexed Zulu, I moved the slider back, so I would get only one ducat per monet, while about 4 ducats were into each technology.
While doing this, Zulu`s neighbours, Xhosa declared war on me, even if I didn`t knew where they were.
To spare my units, and because I was afraid that Xhosa would have armies, I sent only 1000 men, led by colonel Edegbe. After almost 6 months, he discovered the realm of the Xhosa tribe, and he also discovered the fact that the enemy had an army. Only 3000 men were guarding their capital, but they butchered Edegbe and his men. Nyatsimha, with 24000 men , wanted revenge for the death of his favourite colonel, and went to crush the small army of enemies. Soon, Nyatsimha discovered that even he wasn`t safe anymore with Xhosa around, as his army was defeated quickly by the enemy. The Xhosa had cavalry, thing that Nyatsimha couldn`t afford. After 9000 reinforcement were brought and Nyatsimha with his retrating army of 17000 men reached Natal, the monarch seeked revenge again. He slip his army in 7 smaller pieces, of 4000 each. Then, all his armies started the attack. The 1000 Xhosa cavalry were wiped out, but almost 600 Xhosas survived and fled to Natal. They couldn`t do much harm, so Nyatsimha started the long siege, while reinforcements were recruited to aid them. But the 600 Xhosas returned, defeating the 22000 led by Nyatsimha again. Filled with anger, Nyatsimha reorganised his armies, coming with almost 30000 men now. The 500 remaining Xhosas were killed, the capital sieged for 3 years, and the Xhosa territory annexed by Zimbabwe.

Now, a long period of peace and harmony started. Every technology reached level 1, so bailiffs were promoted in all provinces, the first Zimbabwe fleet was built, and the Zimbabwe merchants were prosperous in the Zanzibar Center of Trade.

Nyatsimha returned with his army to the capital. Exactly after 9 months, the random event " A heir to the Crown!" occured. Oooooh, Nyatsimha, you`re a naughty boy :king:

17 years.... 17 long years... 17 unevenful and boring years passed...... and Nyatsimha wanted war again.... but against who?



TO BE CONTINUED.
 
pictures please
 
I`ll post pictures when I`ll but a new video card. Long story. Don`t ask. But anyway, how hard can it be to imagine 7 provinces?

Anyway, the story of Zimbabwe continues....

The year of 1450 was nearing, as well as the half for all technologies. But what can I do, without colonists, without the ability to explore, and nothing else? Well, there are 3 provinces near mine, already known by me, with natives on them....

It took me about 30 in-game years..... but I finnaly cleared the trhee provinces. Nyatsimha died in 1450.... He was a good boy.....

Soooooo, what can I do now, with no colonists, maximum number of merchants in the Zanzibar CoT, no natives around, no enemies, no Nyatsimha, tax collector everywhere....... Boom! A random event gave me 2 colonists, which were used immediately, to establish as colony in Inhambane. Only one of them succeded, though./.... The growing rate was 13 %..... So I waited... and waited.... Until game year 1593.... with other countries, I would have conquered the entire Europe by now, like I did with Wallachia.....But no, Zimbabwe is stuck.... stuck , stuck stuck! .... Or is it?

All technologies at lvl 3, and 5000 ducats in my coffers... Only when I played with the Timurids I got to this ammount.... So I started investing in land technology like crazy. In a few years, i had only 1 ducat in my treasury, and i receved 1 each month... But I had landtech 18! I was beating every other contry with my landtech! Unfortunately, everything else remained at 3.....

I didn`t expected this to happen, but another country appeared in my realm: Portugal! I saw explorer Vasco Da Gama passing through my waters a few years ago, but I thought it was just something short.... Soon, 2 portuguese colonies were established near me, and I discovered the province of Tago, the portuguese capital!

Of course, I declared war!
My armies wuickly took over the two trading posts..... while my Inhambane colony became a CoT itself!
I started to put my merchants there, but they kept getting ousted by the portuguese!
Seven portuguese armies raided my country and almost conquered Natal, but my hi-tech armies dispatched them. Soon, not only portuguese were invading Zimbabwe.... Spain joined! After a few months, 27 warships carrying 25000 spanish troops led by El Gran Capitan appeared near me, and the "great captain" started attacking my borded provinces. My army was two times bigger than his, and had about 14 landtech over him, but still got defeated..... My morale was dropping like the water from Niagara.No battle lasted more than 3 days, all of them with the same ending: 40000 Zimbabwans fleeing defeated from an army of 2000 spanish guys....
In the end, El Gran Capitan simply dissapeared... maybe he died historically.. Anyway, after his death, the spanish and portuguese invaders became piece of cake. With my first naval victory against 3 spanish transport ship, wheere I used my fleet of 10 warships, built during the 100 idle years, the portuguese offered the first peace offer: The two trading posts, and 9 ducats. Money was no problem for me, but I couldn`t resist the temptation... I accepted... but only one second before I accepted, I had another naval victory.... And I managed to steal the rutters of Portugal! I just discovered more than half of the whole world! WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My troops could now go and attack almost anyone! Quickly, diplomatic relations were established with the nation of Zanj, just 3 provinces north of me. A military aaliance followed just after one year.
Now?

Another few years of waiting, while naval tech 5 was reached, and I declared war again! The time, Oman was the enemy, And I wanted their CoT at all costs!

After almost endless sea battles and 40000 men sacrificed, Zanzibar was taken. Zanj took care of any arabian bozo trying to reach me by land.
But the warscore wasn`t enough.... So I built a few transports, a few warships, and ferried my troops directrly to their capital. It was easier than expected, and I also beat two small armies trying to defeat me. They offered me Zanzibar and 25 ducats. Of course, I accepted.

Now, with two CoT`s and a very big army and navy, Zimbabwe was ready to take on the rest of the world........ Or was it? I did something jusr for fun, but it was my biggest mistake..... I declared war on Spain....... and they came with a huge fleet, of over 50 ships, with more than three historical leaders..... with small stacks of portuguese on their side and some help from the English fleet ( when the hell did they made an alliance????????), the fate of Zimbabwe was to burn............... or not!
the random event " rush of colonists" happened to me, giving 5 colonists. All five went to Inhambane, while became a level 5 colony ( it lost a few people while the first portuguese war)

I did very well in the war, repelling every enemy I was seeing.... but Zanj wasn`t that lucky..... two of it`s trading posts burned to the ground, and two provinces owned and controlled by Spain...... Zabzibar besieged by English commander Talbot, Inhambane raided by portuguese..... what is the end of this war?



TO BE CONTINUED
 
Its not a case of being lost, its just a lot more interesting to read if there are pictures to go along with it. Also your sentence structure is very weak.. No offence, but are you quite young/english not your first language?
 
Abaddon, you guessed it. I`m Romanian, and we don`t speak English here. Is my English that bad? I am the forth of the best English-speaking people in Romania...... and people still make comments.....
@ bestrfcplayer, read the first sentence of my second post. It`s not that hard to find, believe me.
 
It is not bad at all. It is a lot better than my Romanian! ;)

It is when you use "I`m" instead of "I'm" the ` must exist on your keyboard and not ours.. i've seen it before ;) Also you use .... a lot.

This is not a criticism, merely a comment.

Please, provide us with pictures and you will get a lot more interest I promise :D
 
well, I have french keyboard, and I don`t know where is anything on it. The "a" in the the place of the "q" , "z", " x", "m", "l" and "f" are also in strage places, the "Enter" is somewhere near " Caps Lock"....... It`s a total mess. And I use a lot of dots, like the ones before to tell the others that the thing I said can be continued, but I`m too lazy to write it all.

And as I said, I CAN`T PUT IMAGES RIGHT NOW, my video card is broken ( the game works because it`s 2D, but no image editing program works), and I have about 20 of the Top 25 Most Dangerous Computer Viruses on my PC. Make sure you scan your computer after you read this, just in case a virus spreads through forums too.

And I am not intrested in audience; I just write these because I want to find out what people think about them. I don`t want now 60000 feedbacks per minute, I just want one or two people to tell their opinion. On another forum ( I`m not sure if I`m allowed to name it) , I write stories daily , related with the gameplay of another game. And they are greatly appreciated there. I don`t know why aren`t they here too..... ( I just like dots. no comment.)

Anyway, I think I`ll delete the thread, or make an admin do it, since the story doesn`t really has an end.
I waited 180 game-years, and I wasn`t able to do more than an alliance with Zanj.... Then the game ended, I was on the 9th place world-wide..... but I had an army of almost 100.000 men , more than anything else.
I think I will replace it with the story about Scotland. I started it today, and it went quite well, I completely annexed England, my ally, France united the whole French territory, and I managed to annex Norway before Denmark could do it by the special event. Currently at war with the entire Europe, due to my BadBoy rating going over 300, and also a huge civil war sprung in my Scottish Empire, but I think I can handle it. And year 1500 is not even near.
 
Press the print screen button?
Copy and paste into MSPaint?
Upload
:)
 
If I try to copy them, my PC restartts. Don`t you understand, the video card is BROKEN IN TWO PIECES I DON`T KNOW HOW THE MOUSE IT STILL WORKS. Not even Paint works.
And how can I upload something I can`t even put on my computer?
 
Then how are you playing this game? Or is this all just from memory of before the card was broken?
 
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... So, I have the game since 2007. My video card broke in 2009. Nothing 3d works. The only thing I can use in my computer is this game. Not even Solitaire works. I don`t know what is that special with the game, but it is the only thing working on my computer. Except the Internet. I don`t know why, but it is what happened to me. And how am I supposed to know which button is "Printscreen" if everything I see on this keyboard is in french? And when I say everything, I mean everything. I have 3 "e"s, with 3 different accents on them. Arrow keys are under Spacebar.

Since 9th June last year the only thing I do is play EU2, and enter Internet when it works
 
yeah, many people are able to help me, and the only advice i heard from everybody is " change your video card and everything will be fixed". Of course, if i would get a free video card, i`d have no problem, but in my city, a video card is 9 times my mom`s salary. I once received an advice sounding like " sell ur PC ". I think that that is the only doable solution in the next 10 years.

But anyway, can someone close / delete this thread? The game, as I mentioned before, was a total failure. With the luck i had, i could have won at the loteryu, but it appears that, even with all the luck in the world, some nations in EU2 are meant to suck.
 
I want to try this myself now.. its kinda like Ulm...
 
I'm just starting reading now- good luck, and good luck in getting your graphics capture working. :)
 
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