(Well I Had so much time on my hands, so...)
This is the story of the English people. Or at least the 33% of the brits who are addicted to launching sharp long pointy sticks; the same 33% who run on treadmills during their spare time so they can launch those sharp long pointy sticks faster. Or at least that's what they'll be in the future.
The time is 4,000 BC and the English have settled in London, a peaceful city on the shoreline of a huge continent. How long will the peace last? A long time, I hope.
Fufufu...
Turn 1 (4000BC)
See start of turns above.
We now know: Fishing, Hunting, Mining
Turn 2 (3970BC)
As the spirit of a future ruler suggested, the warriors head south west to explore that direction.
Turn 5 (3880BC)
English warriors make contact with villagers, who graciously teach them how to arrange stones for the entertainment of the populace. The English people somehow think that it will help them get closer to the divine... WHAT?
Mysticism GET!
Turn 7 (3790BC)
Scouts who represent Brennus of the Celts (played by Chuck Norris) emerge from a thin land bridge on the west side. If that's a peninsula where he's coming from, he will be trapped bad, soon.
Finally, after long years of twiddling thumbs, London's citizens assimilate a group of villagers (a.k.a. IBT: pop a hut via cultural expansion) into their city. These strange people seem to know how to get milk from cows...
Animal Husbandry GET! (OH MY GOD SO LUCKY!)
Turn 8 (3760BC)
After exploring a bit further along the land bridge, English warriors see orange lines on the ground - a primitive Celtic way to mark their borders. Is that their capital already?
Turn 10 (3670BC)
Some more scouts, appear from the northwest. The scouts claim to be members of the popular comedy group called "Monty Python" and a certain Montezuma seems to be their lead actor...
Turn 13 (3550BC)
Some nomads speak of a revolutionary new exercise program invented somewhere out there (they forgot where, the losers). Soon, workout tapes of "Buddhism" seem to be available from traveling merchants but our people aren't buying them.
Turn 15
IBT: Warriors in the jungle meet up with some lions who think that human meat is a 100% fat-free source of protein. Wrong. Warriors instead have lion stew for dinner. They are forced to stay put because they have gone fat from eating lion meat and can't fight properly. (down to 1.2/2 life)
Turn 17
Bronze Working has been discovered by London citizens, allowing them to spot some brown metal residue near their city, metals they used to pay no attention to thinking they were trash.
Copper spotted near London! (OH MY GOD SO VERY LUCKY!)
Satisfied, Londoners decide to pursue their love of pointy sticks. (Archery)
IBT: Because of the fat they gained from lions, the warriors could not fight the bears that snuck up behind them. Snuck up? You imbeciles! Bears aren't supposed to be sneaky!
Turn 19
After much prodding, some citizens have agreed to become workers, and have left the city to gather firewood.
To avenge the warriors who died to a bear ambush, some citizens are now training to become warriors. In addition, the citizens have uh, been "convinced" to adopt new "labor laws". (revolt to slavery)
Turn 24
Workers are through gathering firewood from pine trees north of London. Angered by this outrage, the pine trees magically disappeared!
Turn 25 (3130BC)
Thanks to their high-firewood diet, the group of warriors finish training faster.
They move up to guard the workers who move on to a new set of trees to "gather firewood" from.
London now decides to being prodding some of their citizens to move to the "promised land". (Settler)
Turn 27 (3100BC)
Sharp pointy objects (Archery) have been invented, allowing the English to fulfill their addiction. Sick and tired of walking barefoot in mud, citizens ask to step on stones instead! (The Wheel being researched)
Meanwhile, workers continue to gather firewood.
Turn 30 (3010BC)
Hinduism (a new diet program) is invented somewhere in the world. It immediately promises to be better than the "heathen" Buddhism exercise program. Is it true? Who knows... time will tell.
What!? Brennus invented Hinduism? Now that we know that, maybe it's time to consider taking their corporate headquarters.
Turn 31
Workers finish "chopping" trees for firewood. Forest magically disappears again! There is one more forest west of town, so they're heading there now!
Turn 33
A group of warriors meet up with our warriors and show a picture of a guy with eyeglasses named Roosevelt. He looks great in a tie... veeeerrry suspicious. Looks like a used car salesman.
Turn 39
IBT: Don't those warriors ever learn? Lion meat makes you fat! Warriors have been reduced to 30% strength (0.6/2) due to fat. Now they have to stay in the same tile and exercise for a while.
IBT: For some reason, our workers who spent their lives chopping firewood now know how to build roads. Soon they will magically learn to build houses.
The Wheel -> Pottery
Workers magically vanish another forest near London due to their massive firewood-gathering campaign. No more forests near London? Bored to death, they decide to build a fence around the cows.
Turn 40
THE END... to be continued?
Well, you don't have to type something like this.
I was just bored to death and with nothing to do I just wasted my time hard.
THE SAVE:
http://forums.civfanatics.com/uploads/73311/RK-01_BC-2710.CivWarlordsSave
How about map type?
move but we can always redo. Nice start with 2 food resources plus 1 calendar and 1 ivory resource for the second city. Warrior picks up Hunting from a hut. OMG the game is psychic! It actually knows we're going for Archery! 
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