Rock, Scissors, Paper

[Sultan Bhargash]

Play this like the real game; you submit your answer and then when you see the results, the one with the most votes is the winner- if you voted for it, you win, if not you lose. In the event of a tie, thanks for playing...

 

[Toasty]

I win .

EDIT: There you go, Sully. All Better .

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Don't spoil it dude!!! Edit your response please!!!

If this thread seems superfluous, just substitute "Saddam is an evil dictator with WMD" for rock, "The US is an imperialist go-it-alone juggernaut" for scissors, and "The UN must uphold its resolutions or be irrelevant" for paper--- that's how these threads feel lately...

 

[WildFire]

Rock.

Can you smell what the rock is cookin.

 

[Immortal]

Rock!

 

[joespaniel]

Snip.

 

[Switch625]

 

[Greadius]

I win with Paper

Perhaps spam was the right answer.

 

[napoleon526]

Paper defeats all. None can withstand it's viscious onslaught of...uh...covering.

 

[Switch625]

Originally posted by napoleon526
Paper defeats all. None can withstand it's viscious onslaught of...uh...covering.

Scissors cut paper.

 

[ozscott75]

Originally posted by Switch625


Scissors cut paper.

Damn your technological edge and damn your WPD.

(Weapons of Paper Destruction)

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Rock sharpens scissors!

 

[napoleon526]

Originally posted by Switch625
Scissors cut paper.

That's what you think. MY paper is actually sheet rock. The ultimate alliance of paper and rock against their common foe, scissors.

 

[ozscott75]

Originally posted by Sultan Bhargash
Rock sharpens scissors!

Or blunts them.

Truly, the versatility of rock is matched only by:

Originally posted by Greadius

The Florida Panther

It can lay around in the grass:

And can lay around in trees:

And such a versatile creature is surely in for some sort of award, so we call it our state animal.

 

[Switch625]

NONE may prevail against my Mk VII scissors with depleted Uranium blades! Your puny rocks cannot harm me!

 

[ozscott75]

Originally posted by Switch625
NONE may prevail against my Mk VII scissors with depleted Uranium blades! Your puny rocks cannot harm me!

OK honey, just don't run with them.

 

[CrackedCrystal]

Half-way off topic, did anyone else see that Saturday Night Live sketch where there were two announcers commentating a rock paper scissors game?

I can't remember all the details, but I remembering them commenting that the major tactic used by the competitor was the dreaded stone to scissors maneuver. They would initially put out stone but at the last split second... as they saw their opponent use paper... the mighty competitor would use blinding speed in extending two fingers to claim the win.

Can you feel the excitement?!?!

BTW, I usually use scissors on my first try.

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

The "stone to scissors" move is exactly why I require the choice to be written in a sealed envelope before playing.

 

[andrewgprv]

I'm playing on the winning team!

 

[Mongoloid Cow]

I won! Go paper!

On second thought, I should have gone Spam!