Pmed AlanH who said "You have nothing to fear except fear itself (and cheating)". So here's a report. Played 8 turns.
T0. 1785.
Unloaded some cannon and swords at Wotnomarble. Moved Narak towards Wotnomarble.
Research 0%. c 600gpt.
T1. 1790. Hello Ma, how you doin'?
Yes, declare war indeed. Oh dear, deals got cancelled. Made some new ones:
Upgraded 2 CR3 swords to grens and 1 cannon to arty (570gp in total!).
Loaded a bunch of (not upgraded) units at Watnomarble (including Narak the Prophet) and headed west. Thought of a new plan: this little stack would take Calcutta and Palipatura.
This slightly bigger stack:
Would take Delhi and Bombay then head north.
T2. 1795.
Upgrade CR axe and CR sword to grens.
Trash Ranch starts National Park.
Bombard Delhi. Seige weaken defenders, lose 5 cannon. Melee/cav beat up defenders without loss. 1 defender left.
Send small force to Burgundium (barb city north of Wotnomarble captured by Gandhi).
Sell liberalism to Bod for 520gold.
T3. 1800.
Capture Burgundium, lose a rifle.
Start disbanding naff units (axes, spears etc).
Gandhi sneaks another half dozen defenders in Delhi. Lose 2 cannon and a rifle.
to be continued...in post 502.