Simple and Clean: A Mafia Game
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taillesskangaru was dragged into a dark room. Suddenly, for dramatic effect, the lights switched on.
"You are a mafia, I dare say!" said sirtommygunn.
"I dare not," was his reply.
"Don't try us," said rhawn.
"I only wish to try to live."
"Too bad you're not a current and have 926 lives like me," said electric926.
The door slowly slid up to reveal a beautiful scene: the sun, blood red, was sinking in the sky, shining its last, feeble rays upon the denizens of Earth before it sank below the horizon to flip around and try again. The ocean glittered like the encrusted jewels of Czar Nicholas's family. A brown pier jutted off into the distance before abruptly stopping, as if the constructor had woken up one day to discover his family missing and went on a long trek to India to discover their whereabouts before realizing that they were all dead and giving up his former, self-indulgent life to become a ferryman at a river where, under the guidance of a wizened wise man, he learned from the river, who despite being an inanimate object was a pretty good teacher as he was able to learn enlightenment and also gave him the tools necessary to pass on his teachings to a friend who followed him along his journey but didn't go through the same tribulations because he was merely a follower.
They dragged him out onto the pier, where its significance was completely lost on them. The tailless man struggled for a bit, and finally they sat on him to subdue him.
"This is pier pressure!" complained taillesskangaru.
"You're a man without peer," quipped the man with the tommy gun.
"It would have been easier to just shoot him with that," complained rhawn, bitterly.
They stuffed him into a nondescript brown bag and then shot him up with so much lead that the bag became pretty descript with red bloodstains. They then dumped the body into the ocean where it became food and thus he returned as dust to the cycle of life.
The sun coughed and sank below the horizon, in honor of the dead man.
"Now, time to take care of some business," said rhawn, withdrawing his butterfly knife and whirling towards the two townspeople.
"No way! You're the mafioso?" asked electric. "Wow, that was too easy!" He grabbed his switchblade and flicked it out, cutting himself on the palm like an amateur.
"Agreed," said sirtommygunn, and he promptly shot the two. Smoke left his gun to escape his evil treachery. He kicked their two bodies into the water, then went off to have a smoke and possibly chat it up with the waitress.
THE MAFIA WINS!!!!!!!
"You are a mafia, I dare say!" said sirtommygunn.
"I dare not," was his reply.
"Don't try us," said rhawn.
"I only wish to try to live."
"Too bad you're not a current and have 926 lives like me," said electric926.
The door slowly slid up to reveal a beautiful scene: the sun, blood red, was sinking in the sky, shining its last, feeble rays upon the denizens of Earth before it sank below the horizon to flip around and try again. The ocean glittered like the encrusted jewels of Czar Nicholas's family. A brown pier jutted off into the distance before abruptly stopping, as if the constructor had woken up one day to discover his family missing and went on a long trek to India to discover their whereabouts before realizing that they were all dead and giving up his former, self-indulgent life to become a ferryman at a river where, under the guidance of a wizened wise man, he learned from the river, who despite being an inanimate object was a pretty good teacher as he was able to learn enlightenment and also gave him the tools necessary to pass on his teachings to a friend who followed him along his journey but didn't go through the same tribulations because he was merely a follower.
They dragged him out onto the pier, where its significance was completely lost on them. The tailless man struggled for a bit, and finally they sat on him to subdue him.
"This is pier pressure!" complained taillesskangaru.
"You're a man without peer," quipped the man with the tommy gun.
"It would have been easier to just shoot him with that," complained rhawn, bitterly.
They stuffed him into a nondescript brown bag and then shot him up with so much lead that the bag became pretty descript with red bloodstains. They then dumped the body into the ocean where it became food and thus he returned as dust to the cycle of life.
Spoiler :
The sun coughed and sank below the horizon, in honor of the dead man.
"Now, time to take care of some business," said rhawn, withdrawing his butterfly knife and whirling towards the two townspeople.
"No way! You're the mafioso?" asked electric. "Wow, that was too easy!" He grabbed his switchblade and flicked it out, cutting himself on the palm like an amateur.
"Agreed," said sirtommygunn, and he promptly shot the two. Smoke left his gun to escape his evil treachery. He kicked their two bodies into the water, then went off to have a smoke and possibly chat it up with the waitress.
THE MAFIA WINS!!!!!!!
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
Wait, so was rhawn the mafia, or sirtommygunn?
I was going to accuse rhawn, but I died on the night I decided to do so.
'Cause of the long wait for a first clue - rhawn's rather iffy at meeting deadlines in the General Knowledge Quiz and such. Also, he posted something like 'Sneerk. It's either him or electric926' which pretty much (with phillipe) set up the next three days' voting. Very clever play there, if he was the mafioso.
And I died by a tiger. Wasn't rhawn's old avatar a tiger? (From an NFL team, possibly?)
I was going to accuse rhawn, but I died on the night I decided to do so.
'Cause of the long wait for a first clue - rhawn's rather iffy at meeting deadlines in the General Knowledge Quiz and such. Also, he posted something like 'Sneerk. It's either him or electric926' which pretty much (with phillipe) set up the next three days' voting. Very clever play there, if he was the mafioso.And I died by a tiger. Wasn't rhawn's old avatar a tiger? (From an NFL team, possibly?)
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
Snerk
Smeghead
J'accuse!! Oh, wait..
Well played rhawn (it is rhawn right?), you had me guessing 'til the end.
Well played rhawn (it is rhawn right?), you had me guessing 'til the end.
rhawn
Emperor
It was sirtommygun. Damn. I never had a clue.
Love
Deity
Next game?
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
cloud of steam? (why did I change that vote to sneerk from tommygunn, oh twin, i wouldn't want to see you gone, but in love and maffia all is permitted)
I liked being the drama queen though.
I liked being the drama queen though.
Snerk
Smeghead
Phil!! 
*makes fist and shakes it towards sky*
Nah, no worries sibling. We can only hope that one day i will be responsible for your death.
*makes fist and shakes it towards sky*Nah, no worries sibling. We can only hope that one day i will be responsible for your death.
sirtommygunn
Emperor
I can't believe I fooled you for so long. 
Should I explain the clues now? if so I'll do it later when I have more time.
Should I explain the clues now? if so I'll do it later when I have more time.
Izipo
Hardcore casual gamer
Well, LightFang, this climax makes it up for all the previous end of cycle posts.
T'was a good game after all.
Looking forward to hearing the explanations of the clues.
sirtommygunn.
T'was a good game after all.
Looking forward to hearing the explanations of the clues.
sirtommygunn.
sirtommygunn
Emperor
1st kill: Love was bitten by a snake and died from poison.
Frame of Izipo
2nd kill: Choxorn was shot by a magic missle.
Tasslehoff was right, although I was a sorcerer instead of a wizard. Also worked as a frame of him.
3rd kill: neverwonagame3 died when he lost a game of chess.
Frame of phillip
4th kill: Stuck in Pi was killed in a cloud of steam.
True I'm part of the steam group, but sense I can't get on I figured I'd have a way to draw away suspicion.
5th kill: Catharsis was eaten by a tiger.
Frame of Tailles, who put a picture of a tiger when he signed up.
6th kill: BananaLee was the first one dead, but nobody noticed until now.
True, I was the first dead in the NotW game.
Frame of Izipo
2nd kill: Choxorn was shot by a magic missle.
Tasslehoff was right, although I was a sorcerer instead of a wizard. Also worked as a frame of him.
3rd kill: neverwonagame3 died when he lost a game of chess.
Frame of phillip
4th kill: Stuck in Pi was killed in a cloud of steam.
True I'm part of the steam group, but sense I can't get on I figured I'd have a way to draw away suspicion.
5th kill: Catharsis was eaten by a tiger.
Frame of Tailles, who put a picture of a tiger when he signed up.
6th kill: BananaLee was the first one dead, but nobody noticed until now.
True, I was the first dead in the NotW game.
Well, LightFang, this climax makes it up for all the previous end of cycle posts.
T'was a good game after all.
Looking forward to hearing the explanations of the clues.
Thanks. I got lazy, but I saved all my creative energy for the end.
Also, man, it seems like nearly all of my games end up with mafia being the lone survivor.
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
Ah, so it was sirtommy! Good job on the clues - solvable, but not obvious. Makes things more fun.
So rhawn going on a killing spree at the end was just a black swan moment. Curse those black swans, they're out to get us all.
So rhawn going on a killing spree at the end was just a black swan moment. Curse those black swans, they're out to get us all.
rhawn
Emperor
What is a black swan ?
Love
Deity
It sucks getting killed first night, i promise.
sirtommygunn
Emperor
Sorry 
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