singles ad

[gr8ful wes]

The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have
received numerous calls.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call XXX-XXXX and ask for Daisy.



Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane
Society about an eight-week-old black Labrador retriever.

Men are so easy. . . . . .



I found this on another web site I visit.

 

[G-Man]

Who eventually got the dog?

 

[Wolfe Tone]

Wasn't that on Jay Leno or something. I know I've seen it somewhere before.

 

[gr8ful wes]

I see Panda has also seen this. See jokes, posted today

 

[EdwardTking]

... and I will never invite my mother-in-law round..
.....tell you to clean up the...
.... or sue you for half your wealth...

 

[Simon Darkshade]

In my view, the fact that 15 000 desperados responded is yet another argument for enforced celibacy.

 

[Portuguese]

Originally posted by gr8ful wes

Men are so easy. . . . . .

Woman too. Just need to be cheated more time and by a more complicated (and imaginative) way

(Cheated more time = they need us to lie more and to gave an image we are a prince, even if we are not and they know it in their heart, but they don't want to beleive... )