Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo

[wit>trope]

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."

So they decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official! I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking dazed and confused and said,

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"Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?"

 

[Makomillion]

Not really funny....

 

[The Person]

You can even replace "Quasimodo" with "The Person", as I also have no idea who the hell Camilla Parker Bowles is. But then don't take the "ugly" part too seriously.

 

[LLXerxes]

That was a pretty bad joke.

Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?"

Well, who the hell is she?

 

[Bacon King]

I've heard the joke before, but Camilla was replaced by someone in the group you were telling the joke to, then it's actually funny.

 

[rbis4rbb]

lol thats pretty funny

 

[ottawan]

I thought it was funny as well.

 

[Cuivienen]

You can even replace "Quasimodo" with "The Person", as I also have no idea who the hell Camilla Parker Bowles is. But then don't take the "ugly" part too seriously.

She is the new wife of Prince Charles. Fully: Her Royal Highness Camilla Rosemary Mountbatten-Windsor née Shand, Princess of Wales, Duchess of Cornwall and Rothesay, Countess of Chester and Carrick, Baroness of Renfrew, Lady of the Isles and Princess of Scotland.

Her husband is much uglier.

 

[Harbringer]

who is camilla paker whatever?

 

[Perfection]

I also have no idea who the hell Camilla Parker Bowles is.

who the hell is she?

who is camilla paker whatever?

Sheesh, are the forumers here living under a rock?

 

[Harbringer]

Soooo!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Perfection]

Soooo!!!!!!!!!!

Well, would it kill you to make a passing glance at a newspaper every once and awhile?

 

[Smellincoffee]

Sheesh, are the forumers here living under a rock?

I guess that's what happens when you reply on internet forums for your sole source of information.

 

[LLXerxes]

Oh, THAT lady? God I know kids at school uglier than that, but she should learn to brush her hair. Royalty shmoyalty if my sister has to comb her hair so does she

 

[YNCS]

Charles now looks just like his father.

 

[blindside]

I guess that's what happens when you reply on internet forums for your sole source of information.

Its been all over the internet as well. Perhaps xerxes was stuck in a cave for the past 2 months.

 

[Harbringer]

or he lives in america........

 

[Perfection]

I guess that's what happens when you reply on internet forums for your sole source of information.

Hey, that's how I get my info, and I'm really well informed.

or he lives in america........

I live in America

 

[The Person]

Its been all over the internet as well. Perhaps xerxes was stuck in a cave for the past 2 months.

Yeah, taking it all out on poor LLXerxes. Do you always have to peck at the kids here? I said that I didn't know who it was either, but nobody threw any rocks at me. Maybe it's because neither me nor LLXerxes give a damn about the different royal houses. What power do they have? As good as none!

 

[LLXerxes]

Its been all over the internet as well. Perhaps xerxes was stuck in a cave for the past 2 months.

Haha, you are so hilarious, you know that? Man, you should have your own TV show!
Why should I care about the Brittish Royal family? The British Royal Family is like the Michael Jackson of Britain. Everybody loves them but they keep screwing up.
Why should I care?

or he lives in america........

That I do.