Captain Carnage
King
A dog walked into a butcher shop with a piece of paper in his teeth. The butcher
read the note, "Please send me 6 steaks and a dozen sausages. The dog has the
money." The butcher removed the money from a small purse around the dog's neck, put
the steaks, the sausages and the change in a bag, and put it in the dog's teeth.
The curious butcher decided to see where the dog went. It walked to the end of the
block, waited for the light to change, looked both ways, crossed the street, walked
to a stop, looked at the route map, and sat down to wait for the bus. One bus
stopped, but it wasn't his bus, so the dog kept waiting. When the proper bus
arrived, the dog climbed in, and so did the butcher. After a while, the dog left
the bus, walked a few blocks to a nice house, stood on its hind legs, and rang the
doorbell. No one answered. The dog climbed the fence, ran to the backdoor, and,
since there was no doorbell, scratched at the door. Finally, an angry man opened
the door, yelled obscenities at the dog and swung at it. The butcher saw this and
cried, "My God, man! Don't beat that dog! He's a genius!" The angry man replied,
"Genius? Ha! This is the second time this week he forgot his house key!"
read the note, "Please send me 6 steaks and a dozen sausages. The dog has the
money." The butcher removed the money from a small purse around the dog's neck, put
the steaks, the sausages and the change in a bag, and put it in the dog's teeth.
The curious butcher decided to see where the dog went. It walked to the end of the
block, waited for the light to change, looked both ways, crossed the street, walked
to a stop, looked at the route map, and sat down to wait for the bus. One bus
stopped, but it wasn't his bus, so the dog kept waiting. When the proper bus
arrived, the dog climbed in, and so did the butcher. After a while, the dog left
the bus, walked a few blocks to a nice house, stood on its hind legs, and rang the
doorbell. No one answered. The dog climbed the fence, ran to the backdoor, and,
since there was no doorbell, scratched at the door. Finally, an angry man opened
the door, yelled obscenities at the dog and swung at it. The butcher saw this and
cried, "My God, man! Don't beat that dog! He's a genius!" The angry man replied,
"Genius? Ha! This is the second time this week he forgot his house key!"
Not so smart after all
Liked the unexpected punch line.
