SnipedIOT I - Back To Basics

Federation of the United Mississippian Proletariat Republics

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Shorthand Name: Mississippia

Government: Communal Federation consisting of: the Proletariat Republic of Louisiana, the Proletariat Republic of Mississippi, the Proletariat Republic of Arkansas, and the United Provinces of West Florida

Capital [belongs to the proletarian, not the oppressive slave-driver capitalist :mad:]:
-Federal Capital: New Orleans
-Louisiana: Baton Rouge
-Arkansas: Little Rock
-Mississippi: Jackson
-West Florida: Mobile

Leader(s):
-Grand Council President: Renee Labarr
-Council President of Louisiana: Beauregard Dubois
-Council President of Arkansas: James Smith
-Council President of Mississippi: Travis Browning
-Confederal Officer of West Florida: Dempsey Jones

Official Languages: Redneck English, French

Religions: Protestants, Protestants everywhere and of all kinds.

Motto: 'Murrica, f*** yeah! Union, Justice, and Confidence

Currency: Beer, Butter, and Guns the Mississippian Dollar

Parliaments:
-Grand Council of Mississippia
-Workers' Council of Louisiana
-Workers' Council of Arkansas
-Workers' Council of Mississippi
-Parliament of West Florida

Military:

-United Mississippian Army:
-1st Mississippian Infantry Regiment
-2st Louisianan Mechanized Infantry Regiment
-3rd Arkansawyer Infantry Regiment
-4th West Floridian Field Artillery Regiment

-Mississippian People's Navy
-1st Gulf Stability Fleet



OOC: Aw yeah.
 
I don't know how to feel about that flag, so I'm going to default to joy.
 
When do orders lock?
 
Update 1
In Which I Am Displeased With The Order Turnout


Spoiler :
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World News

North America and the Caribbean

The Commonwealth of New England
In the northeast of North America, New England sets out to expand trade and industry. While the latter, following an inspirational speech by President Kennedy, is rapidly growing, the former had a small setback. New England decided to expand the Erie Canal, one of the famed trade lanes of the former United States of America, to connect trade with Chicago. However, weak soil and malfunctioning equipment caused a delay in this, and more money was spent on it than expected. (Temporary EP penalty: -3)

The Commonwealth of Antigua and Barbuda
In the many small islands of the Caribbean under the control of Antigua and Barbuda, the economy has flourished. Pharmaceutical companies have record profits, cell phone usage has increased, and new industry and banks have started to form out of the ashes of that horrible disaster that affected the world 100 years ago. Is this a sign of a return to normalcy? (Temporary EP bonus: +4)

The Republic of Lakotah
This year, the vast tribal democracy that spans the former Montana territory sat dormant, with no major changes at all, and most of the government's income being stored for future use. However, some enterprising, young Lakotans found an abandoned mine with a small amount of gold at the bottom, which somehow increased the economy a bit. (Temporary EP bonus: +1)

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South America

The Puanistic Republic of Maracaibo
In Venezuela, the Puanistic Republic saw a bit of dissent. Its new policy of rapid industrial expansion caused protests, with people wanting the money to be spent elsewhere. This caused setbacks in the new policy, and a bit of questioning in regards to the stability of the nation. (Temporary EP penalty: -3. Stability -1)

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Europe and the Middle East

The Balkan Republic
In the Balkan Republic, the people are celebrating. Despite the government not doing much, their success in unifying Albania under one government and in diplomacy with much of Europe has caused the populace to cheer. Everybody is contributing to increasing the economy, and the lands of the Balkans finally seem to have some semblance of stability. (Temporary EP bonus: +4. Stability +1)
In addition, with the new laws passed regarding strikes, more people in the Balkan Republic feel safe enough to work without fear of oppression, and industry in the nation has boomed! (+1 Factory)

The Republic of Hellas
In the current incarnation of Greece, a massive political crisis started when the National Greek Petroleum Company was privatized and sold for 300,000,000 Drahmas behind closed doors. This caused protests in Athens and Palmero, which resulted in over 1,000 arrested, 120 injured, and 3 dead. The cascade of following events has resulted in instability in Hellas. (-1 Stability)
Despite all this turmoil, the regional governments of Sicily and Voiotoia have started cultural projects that recreate the long-lost cultural achievements of the original Greeks, the Planning Commission of Hellas has created a five-year plan for growth and creating new jobs, and a new metro route is being started. This has improved the economy slightly. (Temporary EP bonus: +2)

The Polar Order of Seminole Tombraiders
The populace mourns over the loss of their chief, and they worship the statue erected in his honor. Outsiders have come to see this statue, many simply because it's somehow made out of gold and potatoes. Oh, the marvels of modern art and engineering. (Temporary EP bonus: +2)

The Third French Empire
Following a successful recruitment drive in France, the government set some of the new recruits to build up the economic capacity of the nation instead of fighting. Especially because of the new policy that the French government made regarding economic growth over the next few years, these loyal men were happy to serve their nation on the industrial front. (+1 Factory)

Sarajevo
In Sarajevo, a small nation allied to the Balkan Republic, there was general dissent over how the Balkan Republic failed to challenge the Serbian advance, and some questioned their allegiance to the Balkan Republic. The government ignored the unrest. Oh well, their penalty. (-1 Stability)

Serbia
Serbia faced unrest as well. In the capital, organized protests occurred over how the Serbian government seemed determined to fight with its neighbor, the Balkan Republic. Many populated areas had men standing with signs reading "We want peace in the Balkans, for once!" (-1 Stability)

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Africa

Imperial Republic of Sudan
In the most recent election, the party named The Republican Alliance for Empire led the vote, and plans to form a coalition with other parties-none of whom were the ones that foreign powers wanted. With this turnout, foreign powers slightly decreased trade, for some odd reason. (Temporary EP penalty: -1)

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Asia

The People's Republic of China
This GM is completely confused. Despite the Chinese government doing literally nothing, every single person in China is happy, and the economy just skyrocketed. (Temporary EP bonus: +4. Stability +1. +1 Factory. Red, your luck confuses me.

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GM Notes:
-If you sent no orders, or incorrect orders, that money was simply banked.
-If you don't have the military units you asked for, look at the stuff below Update 0, please.
-I think this is a good example of how RP can affect your nation in the update. Just look at Hellas, for example. They got a negative event, which gave them the stability hit, but also got extra EP to reflect actions in the nation.
-Got an NPC idea? Send it to me.
-Some stats were corrected.
-Last, but not least, welcome to the game, Bair :)

ORDERS DUE THURSDAY, JULY 18TH, AT 18:00 CDT (GMT -5)

Stats are here.
 
Stats are not here. :p
 
The Imperial Republic of Sudan wishes to declare that our claimant to Egypt will continue with the following claimants this year:

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We also declare that we will be holding (non-general) elections for the regional representations of our recently claim land. We wish to ensure those that come into the Imperial Republic are represented!
 
Protip: Unless you're a sadist like Tani, place [
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Imperial Republican News
Bought to you by Nafy Ibn-Edrees​

Good day!

Plans to march into Egypt are going in operation. President Wiraj Amal of Sudan has issued that a greater movement is set on to help secure Egypt as a part of the Imperial Republic, ensuring that Sudanese and Egyptians can be united as the power of the Nile.

In consideration to this the 5 recently claimed provinces, 4 in Egypt, have had their local representative elections. Each province with its 5 seats ensures that the 125 seats in the Senate will be set to 150.

Five new parties have emerged in the Imperial Republic of Sudan from these representative elections:

Movement for Imperial Nations: wish to see the Imperial Republic forge a multi-national republic than a simple nation. Is centre on many issues.

Egyptian Democratic Alliance: Egyptian nationalists with eagerness to help democratic representation. Members are diverse in policy idea; includes pro-independence members.

Freedom and Justice Party: forged by the Muslim Brotherhood this party is eager to stand up to the imperial authorities. Defines itself as a "civil" party.

Representative Alliance of the Nile: sees joy in the "Nile nation." Focus on agricultural, hydro and environmental issues.

Alliance for Independence: ten guesses what this party's policy is to the status of nations taken by the Imperial Republic of Sudan?


The elections are as shown:

Political Party New Province Seats Current Total New Total
Republican Alliance for Empire 2 21 23
Imperial Liberty Party 16 16
Peoples Alliance for the United Frontier 1 15 16
Imperial Islamic Republican League 1 13 14
Liberal Nationalist Party of Sudan: 9 9
Sudanese African Unionist Front 1 8 9
Democratic Abrahamic Alliance 2 8 10
Free Islamic Republican Party of Sudan 7 7
Christian Democratic Alliance 5 5
Free Liberty Guild 6 6
Sudanese Socialist Society 5 5
United Anarchist Pact 4 4
Nationalist Party for the Great Sudan 2 2
Prestigious Party for Imperial Monarchy 2 2
True Republican Movement 2 2
Party for Sudanese Hyenas 3 3
Movement for Imperial Nations 4 4
Egyptian Democratic Allaince 4 4
Freedom and Justice Party 4 4
Repersentive Allaince of the Nile 3 3
Allaince for Indepedence 3 3

Parties like the RAE have increased gently. The new parties have already set a power basin that challenges the other smaller parties in the IRS. What ever the case the IRS desires to represents those that are claimed in its territory.

In relative news...
 
YEARLY SEMINOLE NEWS
Edition 2, We still don't know the year.


Rave and Revolution!
Chief Black Cucumber went insane after the leader of the German mercenaries in his command commited suicide. The German mercenaries demand better wages and better equipment. They threaten the Seminole nation with civil war, and they have population support! Indeed, after the Constitution changed an year earlier, Chief Black Cucumber didn't do anything for the population.

The German Mercenaries march upon the capital, but Black Cucumber doesn't even care! He started a new rave party and invited everyone. Altough only half of those invited came to the party, his official declaration was "Me known this wuz comin. Me no good . Let them rule Seminoles. Also, you is invited to my rave party!"

The Yearly Seminole News team (YSN) is sorry for being half-drunk when writing this article, but we await the end of this conflict. Yes, conflict. Many citizens still support Chief Black Cucumber, since he legalised weed and underage pornography, and many people got rich because of that. This is a real Civil War.

Who will win, the rich supporters of Black Cucumber, or the starving German mercenaries?

Other news
- Tensions at the border with the Balkan Republic, because a Seminole pimp didn't knew that Seminole laws do not apply outside the Seminole territory, and tried to sell weed in the Balkans. Chief Black Cucumber sends 1 EP to the Balkans and gives them clearance to kill the moron and take his weed.
- Possible alien sighting near the town of Severin.
- Statue of Chief Wise Potato begins to disintegrate.
- Villager drowned in the Danube
- Another villager drowned in the Danube
- The first official Seminole soccer team, FC Semi , wants to participate in next year's World Championship.

In foreign news....







 
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The Comrade
(December 21 2113 issue, now also sold in the rest of Europe! Cost: 50 qindarka)​
Socialist Conference!
In the past few days, accompanying concerns voiced by high-ranking government officials that the nation of France might pose a danger to the Republic, President Enver Hoxha has called the first KonSoc. Leaders of socialist nations and socialist political parties have been invited to Tirane.
Belgrade to be Walled in? + ADVANCE INTO SERBIA?
In a speech made earlier, the President of South Serbia has announced that he will have Belgrade walled in over a process of time. This is to prevent the revisionist influence of North Serbia within our own borders.
Furthermore, there are reports of the army moving north as well as our air wings preparing for the assault on Serbia. Soon, the entire Balkans will be under our benevolent rule.
Government demands Serbia Capitulate
The government has sent a letter demanding Serbia capitulate and cease resistance. Annexation into the Republic would bring stability and peace.
Peacekeepers in Sarajevo
Today the government has sent a corps of the Army to Sarajevo to aid in keeping the government stable. We will show that we are always there for our smaller neighbors.
Reminder: Five-Year Plan goes into effect today. Fulfillment is duty, Over-Fulfillment is honor!
Serbia and You - How you can aid in the War effort - page 5
Seminole man arrested for illegal dealing of Marijuana, to be executed tomorrow - seats cost 1 Let per person


Weather: Sunny all over.
Spoiler Orders :
attack here:
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Send a demand that Serbia capitulates
Build 1 army
If possible, lose one army until a) Sarajevo stabilizes or b) I decide that I want the army back
Build 1 factory now, one factory next turn and so on for 4 more turns after this one


Spoiler Explanations :
KonSoc is derived from Albanian for Socialist Conference. How creative. Truly.
The Belgrade wall is based off of the Berlin Wall (which I got to see as I was in Berlin). It serves the exact same purpose.
The motto of the five year plan is based on the Russian motto for the five year plan.
And, of course, the "peacekeeping" is in some way related to three uprisings in Commie Europe during the cold war - The 17th of July 1953 in Germany, 1956 Hungarian Revolution and the Prague Spring. What SamSniped does with that knowledge is up to him.
the thing with the Seminole is based on Gangnam's story down there as well as the fact that executions used to be public festivals.
 
OOC: A new Turkish NPC has been created in Anatolia (Sam said it is ok) which is a Nazi dictatorship allied with me but has low stability (Communist Rebels).

Hellenic News
News of Hellas

Greek Troops send to help the Turkish Government:

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The Greek Government has decide to increase it's help to it's Turkish ally, the Turkish Republic. Until now, only military advisors and finacial help has been given, but after recent success of Communist guerrillas of the TurkCom (Turkish Communists), the Government of Antonis Samaras has decided to send over 150,000 troops and over 5,000 Planes, to support government troops against the Communists.

News come that the Communist Turks have allied with Kurdish Rebels, who claim that the Turkish government has attempted to genocide them and that Government troops have gassed Kurdish villages. Both the Turkish and Hellenic governments have denounced this as Communist propaganda and pledged to destroy Communism in Turkey.

Mr. Antonis Samaras has said about the increase in number of troops "If Turkey falls to Communism, then our only strong ally in the region will be lost and Hellas will be surrounded by Communist Regimes."


Alexis criticizes, Kanakis congratulates:

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Mr. Alexis Tsipras of the Democratic Party, has criticized the war in Turkey, calling it a waste of men and money and instead proposed to increase the number of military advisors to train the Turkish Government Forces. He said, however, that his Party supports the alliance with Turkey.

Mr. Antonis Kanakis congratulated the government and said that "although a bit late" this help "would stop the plague of Communism" and said that the Greek Rally Party will support the Government.


New Metro complete and planned expansion in Sicily:

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The new Metro that connects all of Mainland Hellas is complete. This New Metro will allow fast movement and has created new jobs and buisness. The Metro has helped a lot in the local economy. A new metro is planned to be build in Sicily that will connect the entire island and will create 50,000 new jobs.
 
The Communists in Turkey are violent. You are peaceful, so we have no hostility against you.
 
To: The leaders of the Balkan Republic, Hellas, and every other nation based in south-eastern Europe
From: Franz Uberfayl, Colonel in the German Mercenary Unit of the Polar Order of Seminole Tombraiders.
Subject: Pact of Non-Intervention

Due to recent events that brought instability in the Polar Order of Seminole Tombraiders, me and my mercenaries have decided to take the lead of this disastruous nation, thus bringing the POST into a Civil War. We do know, however, that the POST has various pacts and alliances throughout Europe and even further, and we would like to not damage this situation.

By this letter, I plead you to not take any action against me and my mercenaries.
Thak you in advance.
Col. Franz Uberfayl



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a few mintues later.......

To: The leaders of the Balkan Republic, Hellas, and every other nation based in south-eastern Europe
From: Warchief Small Smoke, second-in-command of the Polar Order of Seminole Tombraiders.
Subject: Civil War!

Haw!
Me Warchief Small Smoke, leader of armies in Seminole Nation and personal drug dealer of Chief Black Cucumber. Me scared. Me see Germans rebelling and me don't want that. Chief is too busy with rave party, so me took matters in my own hands. Me write this to say me sorry for not able to continue paying Hellas for pact, but me hope Hellas still respect pact. Also me write this to beg Balkan Republic not help rebellious German Mercenaries.

Also me send this to help promote myself. Me wants depose stupid Chief and become new Chief.
Also, me think me mistakenly disbanded Seminole Navy, and they all fled to Sudan to be Sudan Navy. Me hope Sudan accept them. Don't send them back. Me owes money to them.
Haw!



Spoiler :

OOC:
So I'm basicly donating my navy to Sudan.
And splitting my nation into two.
Nothing unusual, right?
 
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