Soviet Russia

[carmen510]

In Soviet Russia, Nuclear Kid rules over YOU.

 

[BEHIND_THE_MASK]

In Soviet Russia, Nuclear Kid rules over YOU.

Not even Soviet Russia is that backwards

In Soviet Russia - Vodka Drinks You!!!

 

[SG-17]

Activate Russian Accent....

In Soviet Russia You Control Gravity!
In Soviet Russia Subjects Learn You!
In Soviet Russia Toilet Flushes You!
In Soviet Russia You Get Jokes Killed!

 

[carmen510]

In Soviet Union, Moscow lives in YOU.
In Soviet Union, YOU give ads to businesses.
In Soviet Union, government complains to YOU.
In Soviet Union, YOU watch Secret Service (KGB, CIA, MI6, etc)
In Soviet Union, coal burns YOU!
In Soviet Union, you loan banks.
In Soviet Union, businesses run YOU!
In Soviet Union, apartments rent YOU!
In Soviet Union, calenders refer to YOU!

 

[The Ninja]

In Soviet Russia, plane flies YOU!
In Soviet Russia, posts write YOU!
In Soviet Russia, game plays YOU!
In Soviet Russia, book reads YOU!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!

Double Russian Reversal
In Soviet Russia, YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU.......ah whatever.

The Ninja

 

[carmen510]

In Soviet Union, Ninjas read about YOU!
In Soviet Union, government votes for YOU!
In Soviet Union, Stalingrad fights YOU!
In Soviet Union, sand makes YOU! (Into glass)

 

[BEHIND_THE_MASK]

In Soviet Russia!!! You Understand These Jokes!!!

 

[Yuri2356]

In Soviet Russia!!! You Understand These Jokes!!!

On this forum, you fail to deliver joke properly.

In Soviet Russia, Joke fails YOU!

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

In soviet Russia, thread fails YOU!

 

[The Ninja]

In Soviet Russia, Spam posts YOU!

 

[carmen510]

In the world, people call Soviet Union, Soviet Russia!
In Soviet Union, YOU assassinate Ninjas!
In Soviet Union, nukes detonate YOU!
In Ukraine, Nuclear Kid was a byproduct of Chernobyl.

 

[The Ninja]

I actually found a site that gives "rules" for the russian reversal.
Enjoy.

The Russian Reversal was originally developed by Soviet Russians, and featured all their trademarks:
Bad Grammar
Incorrect Verb Usage
Always have "YOU!!" at end.
Sentence order is generally accepted as "Noun, transitive verb, YOU!!"
Mathematically expressed, "You = X Y" => "Y X = YOU!!"
All words like "the" and "a" purged from language in 1919.
In general, all plural words should be changed into the singular form. In the previous example, "cars" became "car." This is vital, as the impact of the sentence is lost if multiple things are whatever-ing YOU!!
Try and avoid the words "is" and "are", such as: "In Soviet Russia, dumb is YOU!!". This just sounds stupid. And, in Soviet Russia, that means stupid is you.
All sentences end with "YOU!!"* For maximum science, mathematical expressions may end with "you." Example: "pi = 3.14159265you."
In decadent modern era it becomes more accepted that Russian Reversalisms end with word other than "YOU!!" Example: "In Soviet Russia, car fixes A-Team!!". However, in most places, classic reversal is only method of reversal permitted by law:
Always print "YOU" in ALLCAPS and then finish the sentence with no more and no less than two exclamation points, and italicise those even if the rest of sentence isn't. See previous rule for clarification.
For example: "In America you follow the rules; in Soviet Russia, rule follows YOU!!"
Reread all rules, follow in different order.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!!

Also, the dreaded Russian double reversal

“In Soviet Russia, double reversal reverses YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Russian double reversal
“YOU!!YOU!!YOU!!YOU!!YOU!!YOU!!YOU!!...”
~ Russian double reversal on Russian reversal
The extremely paradoxical Russian double reversal has a particular effect on speech. It becomes the inverse of itself, and as a result of the first law of Russian Reversal Dynamics:
In Soviet Russia, sentence is last word of YOU!!
Alternatively
In Soviet Russia, last sentence is word of YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, last word is sentence of YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, word sentence is last of YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, sentence word is last of YOU!!
That therefore
The first and last words are "YOU!!" .
Therefore, double Russian reversal turns any speech whatsoever into "YOU!! YOU!!." However, that is only the simplified form - in actuality, it becomes an infinite clause, in which the speech becomes "YOU!!" to the infinite power. The "In Soviet Russia..." is ommitted but implied.

Have fun,
The Ninja

 

[thetrooper]

In Soviet Russia, da svedanya.

 

[Swedishguy]

@The Ninja: You forgot to mention an important rule. It must be written like this: YOU!! <-- see those exclamation marks? They MUST be italic!

 

[flyingchicken]

Oh, rules! Cool!

In Soviet Russia, camel humps YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, rules follow YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, websites bookmark YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bad jokes sneer at YOU!!

 

[carmen510]

In Soviet UNION, girls want YOU!!!

 

[D'Artagnan59]

In Soviet Russia, bat hits YOU!

 

[Gaius Octavius]

In Soviet Russia (Union), Iraq invades YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, flower waters YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, golf putts YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, bad jokes kill YOU!!

In Soviet Union, drunk gets YOU!!

 

[flyingchicken]

Let's go back to the Orwellian roots of Russian reversal...
_____

In Soviet Russia, president elects YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, politicians vote for YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, freedom abuses YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, speech gives YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, rights have YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, pets own YOU!!

 

[Swedishguy]

In Soviet Russia, Tokugawa tries to sign Open Borders with YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, girl penetrates YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, dog shoots YOU!!