Stoopid Pick up lines

[PrinceOfLeigh]

After spitting on her:

"Let's get you out of those wet clothes"

It's never worked.

 

[Eukaryote]

*Take off your shoe and hold it up in front of her*
"Size fifteen baby, size fifteen, aww yeah!"

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

The "Top Gun" Routine.

Although that frequently works

 

[CCA]

Theres this one that my history teacher tried that apparently worked:

He orders a glass full of ice from the barman walks up to her, tips the ice out, crushes them and says: Not that I've broken the ice, may we talk?

 

[Catharsis]

"Hey bay-bee. I'm from Wigan, and up there, we know how to lurve."

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

"Hey bay-bee. I'm from Wigan, and up there, we know how to lurve."

She'd never fall for that, all girls know that a man who has seen the Lady delights of Wigan would never try to pull a substandard Lady from any other place

A friend of mine attempted the "watch & knickers" line in a loud club. It took him 20 minutes to explain before he was slapped anyway