Stupid, Funny Questions

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?


Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
 
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? You dont you just need Any veravication of your age.

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Who cares how its spelled
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Because people in Hawaii need to get places too.


Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
In case you crash in water!
but you most likly would not survive the Impact so I think parachutes might be better!

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Because gas stations want to make money

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
A mime is a terrable thing to waste

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Have you ever imagined a world with no stupid questions?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
The guy usually owns the snowplow.

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
In case of a riot they can lock the door grab the gun behind the counter and barracade themselfs in! also in case something unexpected happens to the cleark they can Actually close the store for a while!

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If a women laughed, would milk come out her nose? because women make milk too!

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
The pan is TEFLON

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
what kind of experaments are you running?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
you would not see any light coming out unless you slow down.


You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
I would guess that you OPEN SOMEWHERE ELSE like it says!

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
So The blind drivers can use the ATM I mean that driving test is getting easier and easier.

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is Iceland nice and greenland so full of Ice.

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Because that is the wonders of the english language nothing NEEDS to make sence

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
It is called cargo becoause that is exacly what happens the Car Goes away and the ship must take care of it! and it was called shipment becaouse I was origanally MEANT for a ship but the car must take care of it!

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
mabey it would cost too much.

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
YOU TURN DOWN THE RADIO I dont.
but mabey so you can think better.




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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

In case you crash in water! but you most likly would not survive the Impact so I think parachutes might be better!

As a pilot of many kinds of aircraft who has seen and known of hundreds of crashes, including some in the water... your odds of surviving a water crash are pretty good, but after getting in the water, the odds go down quite a bit. A raft would even be better than a cushion, for crashes in most water around the world.

Assuming a person could use a parachute, they would likely not egress the troubled aircraft successfully. Even most military crews with chutes and extensive training are unable to egress in a serious emergency in a large aircraft, and unfortunately most that I have known in the last 15 years have died.

Now what you REALLY need is an ejection seat!
 
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Heres one... If you were a member of the opposite sex... would you want to sleep with yourself?
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[This message has been edited by Brad (edited July 25, 2001).]
 
It could be fun...though a female version of me is freakin´ me out!
 
Ok what about this ,is it stupid enough?

1: May i reply here?
2: What's that hole between my legs?
3: can a Chinese have yellowness?
4: Is Michael Jackson White?
5: Why didn't the HOMO sapiens come extinct?
6: Is soccer with pelikans illigal?
7: What is Civilization?
 
How much is GenghisK's counselling going to cost him after all these years worshipping the Hippo Clan?
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Certainly too much for his budget, as I have demanded all of his gold
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OUCH!
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BTW...how did this 'Rivalry" start... it's been a lot of laughs. Keeep it up
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How about this:
Why do you have to add "a" before a single word (A car) when you already add "s" at the end of plural words (carS)? (sorry my English sucks)

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's' shows plural as you said, 'cars'

BUT, singluarty (?!?!!) is not only shown by 'a'
eg. a car
the car
my car
your car
their car
, but then of course you can't have a cars, but you can have thecar, my cars, your cars....


oh well.. ask an english teacher.

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Thats what I'm saying. instead of saying "a car" you'll just say "car", but there will still be the S in "cars". Imagine how many times people use "a" in every sentence. The only reason this isn't like this in English is because of those big ink monopolies
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but if you left the 'a' off, then they would know if you were talking about a car, the car, your car.....
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Well, for you it looks obvious to have that "a". I just hate it. In Hebrew we don't have it and we talk just fine. We also don't have A, O, I, U, and E. Why do people use such complicated languages? If I'd like to braek my teeth I can always eat rocks. <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/blushing.gif" border=0> And it works faster then English <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smile.gif" border=0>

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[This message has been edited by G-Man (edited September 09, 2001).]
 
Originally posted by G-Man:
Why do people use such complicated languages?

Because that's the only lauguage some of us can speak!
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I live the cat and toast one :goodjob: - i think its confused some people here though
 
English is a great language because with the help of America it has become the main language for people from different countries to communicate in...

'a' is the indefinate article. It describes one out of a group. So it s a car not the car, which is the definate article. So if something is plural it cannot have an 'a' in front of it because that would imply tha it was one from a group yet the 's' would imply that it was many.
 
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