Svartalfar

[Grey Fox]

Panther's and dark and svelt, I'll grant, but I think a noble (in their own eyes) would just look silly trying to hang on to a panther.
But, maybe they could upgrade to hunter after beating a panther? Or have a panther pulled chariot.

Well, I dont consider the FfH panthers to be real-life size, but more larger like a horse or so in scale (maybe longer but lower).

Think the Huntress' from Warcraft 3.

 

[QES]

So, Dire Panthers.

Im cool with that. But it best still be svelt.
..

For the Sveltalfar.


-Qes

 

[Grey Fox]

So, Dire Panthers.

Im cool with that. But it best still be svelt.
..

For the Sveltalfar.


-Qes

Hehe, since Svartalfar basically means black elves in swedish. Sveltalfar would mean starving elves.

 

[Uberslacker]

Are you telling me you DONT like lasagne and LIKE mondays?

Besides, what everyone confuses as "evil" is really apathy. We humans make the mistake of thinking that cats "give a crap". You have to endear yourself to a cat, then they'll be "evil" FOR you.
-Qes

I'm actually fairly ambivalent about lasagne and mondays. Both have their good points and both have their downfalls. To have an extreme opinion on either can only be ascribed to feline fundamental extremism. The only good thing about cats, was that we have a bunch of feral ones hiding in the nether regions of our backyard and they scare everything else away.

 

[QES]

I'm actually fairly ambivalent about lasagne and mondays. Both have their good points and both have their downfalls. To have an extreme opinion on either can only be ascribed to feline fundamental extremism. The only good thing about cats, was that we have a bunch of feral ones hiding in the nether regions of our backyard and they scare everything else away.

Are you accusing me of being a felino-facist?
Look, its simple. There isnt any "good" or "evil". There is only opportunity and fur. Anything beyond that is just the masses inventing morality to try and control what they feel powerless (and rightly so) to prevent.

Catocracy is the future, let us embrase this joyus concept!
-Qes

 

[Uberslacker]

Cats may not understand good and evil, but this will not save them when Operation: Free-Odie-from-the-clutches-of-the-Fiend comes to a succesful conclusion. Not believing in something plays as little a role in invalidating it as having faith validates a concept.

Also: Leave Odie alone! He's just a dumb ol' dog! He doesn't mean any harm!

 

[Jono]

Cats may not understand good and evil, but this will not save them when Operation: Free-Odie-from-the-clutches-of-the-Fiend comes to a succesful conclusion. Not believing in something plays as little a role in invalidating it as having faith validates a concept.

Also: Leave Odie alone! He's just a dumb ol' dog! He doesn't mean any harm!

You're mistaken, 'tis the people who understand neither good, nor evil.

 

[Uberslacker]

You're mistaken, 'tis the people who understand neither good, nor evil.

Does this mean you disagree with the feline-miscegenist Qes's stance on the nonexistence of good and evil in favour of the heretical dualism known as 'opportunity and fur'? Think very carefully about your answer; the stake awaits those who willfully blaspheme!

If, on the other hand, you are attempting to engage me on mankind's failures and flaws, then I accept your premise that good and evil are concepts poorly understood (if they are understood at all) by the peasantry at large!

Leading of course, very nicely to the message of hope contained within this pamphlet. Do you ache with sadness at the inequality in the world?

Accept the Octopus Overlords into your heart, and replace the void born of ignorance and despair with the joy of certainty and despair! Rejoice in the knowledge that when Cthulhu comes, cat lovers and cat haters will be consumed in his rapacious maw without any discrimination! Peace at last! Peace at last!

 

[wilboman]

And we will all go together when we go!
What a comforting fact that is to know.
Universal bereavement,
An inspiring achievement!
For we all will go together when we go.

- Tom Lehrer, We will all go together

 

[Grey Fox]

Why does always QES and his merrymen bring each thread he enters into an entirely new direction?

 

[Civkid1991]

Why does always QES and his merrymen bring each thread he enters into an entirely new direction?

He has to do something during his few minutes of hoolaginism

 

[QES]

Why does always QES and his merrymen bring each thread he enters into an entirely new direction?

It is a tennant of Catacracy to preach the wonders and benefits of Cat's all encompassing love and contemptuousness. We are all one, under the watchful lazy gaze of Cats, you see. And so when others speak blashpemous slander about the true nature of the universe, I must puff out my fur and hiss and spit.
-Qes

 

[thomas.berubeg]

So, is FFH2 going to have a cat religion now?

or perhapes, a feline civ?

(QES's paragon of cat religion civ, perhapes?)

 

[Seyfert]

I'm don't seem to have the option of picking them in setup. Is there any reason for this?

 

[Nikis-Knight]

Yes, they aren't done yet. They may show up as enemies if you put random civ, but Svart and a few others are still in the design stage.

 

[QES]

So, is FFH2 going to have a cat religion now?

or perhapes, a feline civ?

(QES's paragon of cat religion civ, perhapes?)

HA, If the Dev team wanted to add a cat-religion, that'd be hella cooll, but im working the concept of pargonity right now, not trying to invent new religions. Still, SOUNDS cool to me.
-Qes

 

[Uberslacker]

So, is FFH2 going to have a cat religion now?

or perhapes, a feline civ?

(QES's paragon of cat religion civ, perhapes?)

Cats are covered under the Ashen Veil.

 

[wilboman]

Which probably explains why the Veil and the Fish Worshippers (yes, I am aware that an Octopus is not, technically, a fish) don't get on too well, despite both being less-than-cute.

 

[Uberslacker]

Well, that and my Octopus Overlords like to drown kittens for s**ts and giggles...

 

[Nikis-Knight]

That's why they're only neutral-evil rather than evil-evil.