Take the Dante's Inferno Test!

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Perfection said:
Are you saying the test is lying?
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Why not at all Perf:
Level 10 - Perfectus

Holy crap! You're so goddamn evil that they'd have to make a new level for you! You'd be thrown into a black hole out of fear that you could ever get out! The black hole would be guarded by numerous of Satan's most powerful minions and sealed behind a wall of diamond. Man, you are one sick twisted bastard.
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^It says right there that they had to create a new layer for you, that is not one of the original 9 from Dante's Inferno.
 
Yuri2356 said:
^It says right there that they had to create a new layer for you, that is not one of the original 9 from Dante's Inferno.
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It's not one of the original nine, however when hell began construction (that happened on the day I was born when the nurses all gathered 'round and gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found, and the head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone and she could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone) zombie Dante Alighieri woke from the grave and wrote a new passage on the original text (it's still hidden away in a small niche in the Roman catacombs), so it's unlikely you'd know about it.
 
Perfection said:
It's not one of the original nine, however when hell began construction (that happened on the day I was born when the nurses all gathered 'round and gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found, and the head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone and she could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone) zombie Dante Alighieri woke from the grave and wrote a new passage on the original text (it's still hidden away in a small niche in the Roman catacombs), so it's unlikely you'd know about it.
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Something tells me he got purgatory.... ;) :p
 
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

I like how I got Very Low for Purgatory :).
 
Oh, man! I re-took the test, and fell to level 6.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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Here's what I see when I take the test a third time:
Eightieth Level of Hell - Pluto

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You're screwed. Don't even try.
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:lol:
 
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Heh, with the Heretics! Am I so evil?
 
I'm going to the City of Dis, with the Heretics ! Oh boy. IT was a close call with the Malebolge
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
 
And behold! The Goddess who created heaven and hell, god and satan strikes down to all who does not belive in Her!
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The Truth and nothing but the Truth... :D
 
Cleveland said:
And behold! The Goddess who created heaven and hell, god and satan strikes down to all who does not belive in Her!
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Cleveland said:
The Truth and nothing but the Truth...
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Well, you see, The "Heaven" and "Hell" refered to in Dante's Inferno are those in Jeudo/Christian mythology. (God creates angels in Heaven, creates us on Earth, Lucifer get jealous and tries to rebel, sentanced to eternal damnation, blahblahblah...) Within this mythology there is no "Goddess" figure, and hence you statement is a lie. Now, if your statement was made jokingly, then you are justified in making it (This is a Humour forum) but, if you are actualy claiming that some twisted Pegan/Animist/Wica/Ect. goddess has anything to do with Hell, or the Inferno, then you leave me no choice but to chalenge you to a duel. Now, do you accept my chalenge or are you a coward?!
 
Yuri2356 said:
Well, you see, The "Heaven" and "Hell" refered to in Dante's Inferno are those in Jeudo/Christian mythology. (God creates angels in Heaven, creates us on Earth, Lucifer get jealous and tries to rebel, sentanced to eternal damnation, blahblahblah...) Within this mythology there is no "Goddess" figure, and hence you statement is a lie. Now, if your statement was made jokingly, then you are justified in making it (This is a Humour forum) but, if you are actualy claiming that some twisted Pegan/Animist/Wica/Ect. goddess has anything to do with Hell, or the Inferno, then you leave me no choice but to chalenge you to a duel. Now, do you accept my chalenge or are you a coward?!
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:dubious: Isn't that a bit extreme?
 
Yuri2356, you're being quite annoying right now. I would challange you to a duel, but that would confer respect onto you. Therefore I shall just beat you with a cane.
 
Yuri2356 said:
Well, you see, The "Heaven" and "Hell" refered to in Dante's Inferno are those in Jeudo/Christian mythology. (God creates angels in Heaven, creates us on Earth, Lucifer get jealous and tries to rebel, sentanced to eternal damnation, blahblahblah...) Within this mythology there is no "Goddess" figure, and hence you statement is a lie. Now, if your statement was made jokingly, then you are justified in making it (This is a Humour forum) but, if you are actualy claiming that some twisted Pegan/Animist/Wica/Ect. goddess has anything to do with Hell, or the Inferno, then you leave me no choice but to chalenge you to a duel. Now, do you accept my chalenge or are you a coward?!
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:p (changin my original purpose) Mythology mixing is very useful.. Duel it is! :ninja:
 
*sigh* :shakehead
None of you seemed to get the joking nature of the supposed "Duel" One would expect a bit more humour in a humour forum, but instead there is naught here but ill will. 'Tis a sad sign of the state of this place...
 
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