Take the Dante's Inferno Test!

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I did this a while ago, last time it was posted. I arrived in Purgatory, changed one answer and landed in Limbo, which I don't really mind either. All the cool folks are there.

Shut up, Perversion. We're tired of your me-worship cult.
 
Level 2. Lustful. Blown about and molested by dark winds and all that. I was also high for level 3, gluttonous. Moderate to very low on violent and treacherous. Which makes sense - if I'm getting all the sex and food I want there's no need to be violent or treacherous. ;)
 
purgatory, awesome
 
Yuri2356 said:
Great job Cuivienen, welcome to the party sphere of hell!
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Thanks, my impression of Limbo was always that it was "mini-heaven" -- better than Purgatory, but not so good as Heaven itself. Not bad for a non-believer.
 
PlutonianEmpire said:
He might have: I posted a nickname for you somewhere here: Perf the Perv, short for, Perfection the Pervert! :D
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Boy how original!:rolleyes:

I've heard variations on that theme long before you were a poster here.
 
1st level of Hell...Limbo
 
I got to the Limbo.

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
 
A narrow escape for me:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

See? It could have been much worse!

And yes, I've read it. First was introduced to it by listening to Tchaikovsky's Francesca da Rimini which referred me to Canto V.
 
Greetings from Purgatory, eh? My past ain't none too rosey, but the future looks promising...
 
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
 
im in

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

And i thought i was bad @ spellin
 
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
 
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
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Well, sounds fun.
 
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

ohhh... I feel so evil! :p
 
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