Temple of the RNG Supreme Being
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Gingerbread Man
Dark Magus
Post #23, if this mucks up again.
I will sacrifice my computer mouse to the RNG god!!!! See how impossible to browse the forums without it, TABbing through all the links, etc.
I will even sacrifice my Civ2 CD that I am trying to convert my sister with! That is, once she is converted to Civilizationalism.
I will turn off my speakers for the duration of the first battle!
I will sacrifice my dog, or my neigbour's dog if I dont have one, or their neighbours dog if they dont have one! :shifteyes:
I will request a song on the radio that the almighty RNG likes.
ANYTHING!!! TAKE IT ALL, I DONT CARE!!! HAVE MERCY!
EDIT: stuffed up again, this is post 19 but it is supposed to be 23.
I like Bootstoots idea. Rest in peace, Michelangelo's Creation of Man, you have served your leader well.
I will sacrifice my computer mouse to the RNG god!!!! See how impossible to browse the forums without it, TABbing through all the links, etc.
I will even sacrifice my Civ2 CD that I am trying to convert my sister with! That is, once she is converted to Civilizationalism.
I will turn off my speakers for the duration of the first battle!
I will sacrifice my dog, or my neigbour's dog if I dont have one, or their neighbours dog if they dont have one! :shifteyes:
I will request a song on the radio that the almighty RNG likes.
ANYTHING!!! TAKE IT ALL, I DONT CARE!!! HAVE MERCY!
EDIT: stuffed up again, this is post 19 but it is supposed to be 23.
I like Bootstoots idea. Rest in peace, Michelangelo's Creation of Man, you have served your leader well.
Stuck_as_a_Mac
Aptenodytes forsteri
I will make my total sacrifice.
I sacrifice:
My Oboe
The score to "Pippin". "Once Upon A Mattress"
The script to "Taming of the Shrew"
My Latin Teacher
My iPod
My wireless internet card
My laptop (the one getting a new hard drive, not the one with the internet card separate)
My Onion Collection
I sacrifice:
My Oboe
The score to "Pippin". "Once Upon A Mattress"
The script to "Taming of the Shrew"
My Latin Teacher
My iPod
My wireless internet card
My laptop (the one getting a new hard drive, not the one with the internet card separate)
My Onion Collection
Fier Canadien
Citizen
Don't sacrifice Apple hardware! If you do, the great god of the GUI will fall upon us!
And, by the way, you've got an iPod? Which model?
Stuck_as_a_Mac
Aptenodytes forsteri
@Fier- 1st gen 5 gig. and the laptop is a bit pooched, so perhaps sacrificing it will help.
Octavian X
is not a pipe.
Maybe we can sacrafice some of GameCatcher's swordsmen. 
Vander
Privateering in Idaho
We're lucky, on my way back from out of town, I picked up a virgin and an altar of sacrifice. This will come in handy with the ol' RNG god.
And I just had everything that the necronomicon called for.... *sigh*
And I just had everything that the necronomicon called for.... *sigh*
Vander
Privateering in Idaho
We're lucky, on my way back from out of town, I picked up a virgin and an altar of sacrifice. This will come in handy with the ol' RNG god.
And I just had everything that the necronomicon called for.... *sigh*
And I just had everything that the necronomicon called for.... *sigh*
Fier Canadien
Citizen
O! god of the randomness!
Accept those little gifts of mine, and let GCA taste your fury.
Now, the objects of sacrifice:
Hope this will help us (and hope that the RNG god hates Microsoft as I do).
Accept those little gifts of mine, and let GCA taste your fury.
Now, the objects of sacrifice:
*Microsoft Internet Explorer
*Microsoft Windows Media Player
*An infamous Microsoft Office v.X egg
*An Epson Stylus Color 600
*A few wine glasses
*A whole Tawny Porto bottle (hic.)
Hope this will help us (and hope that the RNG god hates Microsoft as I do).
Stuck_as_a_Mac
Aptenodytes forsteri
Fier! Wait! Dont throw in the microsoft stuff yet! lemme add on Windows Media Player 9.0 and XP Professional
Zarn
Le Républicain Catholique
I'll sacrifice boy bands and Democrats.
Maybe we can sacrifice some of our time.
Maybe we can sacrifice some of our time.
Stuck_as_a_Mac
Aptenodytes forsteri
Im pulling out all 2004 Presidental Contenders, Zarn. But pushing down the Boy Bands. Lets not go OT here and keep our political views to ourselves
First off here, don't blame Goonie and go ballistic on him. Second, I wish to sacrifice some items:
4 cats
2 dogs
4 dead cockateils
Dinkus the hamster
A calculus book
A 30-pound Atlas
Half a ton of cooking gear (yes, I DO have it)
A ton (literally) of junk form my barn
The barn itself
8 Strawberry smoothies. Oh yeah.
4 cats
2 dogs
4 dead cockateils
Dinkus the hamster
A calculus book
A 30-pound Atlas
Half a ton of cooking gear (yes, I DO have it)
A ton (literally) of junk form my barn
The barn itself
8 Strawberry smoothies. Oh yeah.
Cyc
Looking for the door...
Psst! *whisper* Goonie, they are the two heads of the same monster. But don't tell the Americans that. They think they are very different...
Cyc looks at th RNG God, the results of the save, and the stuff in his hands that he was going to sacrifice. He puts the stuff in his hands back in his pockets, shakes his head, and walks off...
Cyc looks at th RNG God, the results of the save, and the stuff in his hands that he was going to sacrifice. He puts the stuff in his hands back in his pockets, shakes his head, and walks off...
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