Term 9 Election UN Rep, take 2 with poll :)

[Robi D]

Mudsling here

 

[Robi D]

I'm leaning towards the dog at the moment so i need some mudslinging to convince me otherwise

 

[robboo]

George is a baseball fan of the worse team ever. He also really sucks at civ. I can beat him and thats not saying much.

If you vote for me...I promise to buy everyone a new car and get every one a date with a supermodel.

 

[GeorgeOP]

Hey, there's the Pirates, Royals, and Devil Rays all worse than us. And just becuase your dog could do a better job doesn't mean you shouldn't vote GeorgeOP.

If Robboo is elected, he'll ding your car while it's parked and cheat with the supermodel he gets you. He'll also probably speak with a wierd Frenchish accent that might remind you of Quebec, which sucks. While I speak with the mid-western accent that you hear on TV and have a face that's perfect for radio.

 

[robboo]

According to the image of Hello, we'll get a gp in 6 turns. and it will have a 96% chance of being a Great Scientist, 3% of being a Great Artist, and the leftover means there will be a 1% chance of a Great GeorgeOP that instantly self-destructs our civilization.

you see he is trying to destroy us..Vote for me, not George.

 

[BCLG100]

This is poor mudslinging so far, i withhold my vote

 

[GeorgeOP]

Robboo is trying to get you drunk on bad beer.

My city offers Miller, MGD, Miller Lite, Schlitz, Pabst, Milwaukee's Best, etc. Well, scratch Milwaukee's Best, that's almost as bad as that southern beer.

 

[Robi D]

This is good but it could be better. I'm starting to lean towards George so the ball is in Robboo's court to sway me back before i vote

 

[robboo]

That crap isnt beer..its horse piss in a can. Real beer...New Castle, Fosters, Guiness, Bass, Beamish and ABITA. Heck almost anything that isn't piss colored tastes better that that crap you have listed. Almost all Real beer is never served in a little 12 ounce can. You are a disgrace to all thats beer. Turn in your man card now.

1 VOTE....geesh I thought I had bought you guys off.


///If i get banned for cursing could one of you please take over my duties after the elections results are in.

 

[BCLG100]

its almost worth voting for george due to the fact you mentioned 'fosters' as a 'real beer' but your mention of other beers means that it has levelled up- a post or two either way could sway me!

 

[robboo]

Well I only drank it once...and I was much drunker than I had thought. George likes limes in his beer...shh dont tell anyone. He also likes wearing ladies' underwear...with out the ladies still in them.

 

[GeorgeOP]

George is a baseball fan of the worse team ever.

<cough>first place<cough>first place<cough>

Don't be jealous that I look better in the underwear than your significant other.

 

[robboo]

Dude that is so wrong. My mom died 5 years ago after her second brain surgery for a brain tumor...

 

[Robi D]

its almost worth voting for george due to the fact you mentioned 'fosters' as a 'real beer' but your mention of other beers means that it has levelled up- a post or two either way could sway me!

Have to agree with Simon on this point. Here is a clue to how good foster's is, no one in australia drinks it

Sorry you shot yourself in the foot robboo, +1 to george

 

[GeorgeOP]

Sorry Robboo. I was trying to not make it too personal but still funny. I took it out. Sorry to hear about your loss.

 

[robboo]

I was joking....its the most likely response when you bring my mom into this. My mom is still kicking after her second surgery 6 years ago.

Dam no pity vote...oh well.

 

[Robi D]

And the best mudslinger is George.

Don't worry robboo you can still have naps just not in the office anymore

 

[BCLG100]

damn i forgot to vote

 

[robboo]

thats just great...no more naps in the office. Can I take my chair.

 

[Robi D]

Only if you get it out before George moves in